Josef Konrad
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The woolly mammoth roams the ice,
A hookup now would be so nice.
But in this frozen barren place
Are no companions, not one trace.

Another night he spends alone,
But you can hear his mammoth groan,
As he commits to fully pully
Which is why his hoofs are so woolly.

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02:31 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Josef Konrad.
I was just in the shower thinking about this and I have a question. Perhaps @JessMartin can help me out too cuz she’s all literary. Was this mammoth masturbating? If so, why would this make his (ok mammoths didn’t have hooves but) hooves woolly? Is this a Canadian thing?
04:46 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Brussels spouts
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Oh you were in the shower...

It must have gotten all steamy in there with all those burning questions. And then you were driven out by your lust for answers. Gasping for air. Dripping. Making things all slippery and gooey.

Am I close?
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09:37 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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