Stephen Thomas
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Three Bad Pickup Lines:

1) Was your Daddy a thief? Because I work at the jail and you look EXACTLY like this lowlife we dragged in last night.

2) I was just noticing that since those two blondes left, you’re among the prettiest of what’s left here tonight.

3) Hi, I’m out of cash.
01:21 PM - May 28, 2023
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FirstAmendmentGirl
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In response to Stephen Thomas.
A friend and I were at a coffee shop. This guy wants to give us his CD. All the songs are titled Sarah or Sara. I ask about it. He says all his girlfriends have been named Sara(h). He asks my name. I say Sarah (it's not). He says he's "between places to stay" and do I have a place.

Uhm, no.
01:25 PM - May 28, 2023
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FirstAmendmentGirl
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In response to Stephen Thomas.
Oh, we still laugh about it all the time
02:20 PM - May 28, 2023
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