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There was a tortoise in the parking lot.
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juxtaposition:
boilerplate defamation
Memorial Day #haiku
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Well that was lucky.
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09:48 AM - May 28, 2024
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I'm so old I remember when ATMs had envelopes that you needed to make a deposit
01:17 PM - May 27, 2024
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I want a phone like that
11:52 AM - May 26, 2024
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The personality cult is weird. The person around which it has formed is weird. Seeing inhuman, antisocial priorities and proclivities normalized and excused is disturbing. To watch tribalism and gullibility run roughshod over reason, law and order, decency itself is beyond disquieting.
11:23 AM - May 26, 2024
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Lizzo really is "that bitch!" Period! 😢 😭
09:55 AM - May 26, 2024
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Starting to wonder
if this is as much fun as
we all thought it was
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09:49 AM - May 24, 2024
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If there's a book flat on the floor at my house, there might be a cockroach smashed under it.
09:21 AM - May 24, 2024
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Where does a conservative-leaning person with a brain and a heart turn? Fortunately, the Democratic Party is basically center-right and corporate-friendly. It serves as a fulcrum as the orange party self-immolates and liberals arc toward justice.
10:22 AM - May 23, 2024
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In response to That Clark You Remember.
Hey Google! Can we also replace "climate change" with "corporate greed-induced environmental crisis"? Let's call a spade a spade and hold those responsible accountable for their actions.
10:12 AM - May 23, 2024
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Hey Google!

Could you replace the word "microplastics" in all media outlets with the word "petroleum products" going forward?

"Microplastics" makes it sound like it's everybody's fault, when these are choices made at much higher levels.
10:09 AM - May 23, 2024
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DeSantis is what happens when you put all your eggs in the heteronormativity basket against all evidence.
09:59 AM - May 23, 2024
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Trump sycophants "jockeying for lip space on his big pink ass" (J. Kimmel)
09:53 AM - May 23, 2024
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Mitch and Mickey were the original Moira and Johnny Rose.
12:22 PM - May 22, 2024
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"your daughter's adenoids" sounds like a phrase that might be a palindrome in another language
12:18 PM - May 22, 2024
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Lazy palindromes include:
evade Dave
I am it, Timai
Oh, Bob. Ho!
10:24 AM - May 22, 2024
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I made sure he got to the
Shell station.
#haiku
10:13 AM - May 22, 2024
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Raisins or grapes? Jerky or steak? Prunes or plums? Window or aisle?

One of these things is not like the others.
10:03 AM - May 22, 2024
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I always remember May 22nd as the day I flew home from college for the last time. Except it wasn't home, since my parents had moved, and it wasn't moving, since most of my stuff was still in a basement in New Jersey that would shortly flood.
09:26 AM - May 22, 2024
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All social media sites may be cited as "social media sites" and not by name. All posts are "posts." All replies are "replies." All reposts are "reposts" or "repostings."

This post is neither a Spout nor a Truth nor a Tweet. It is an online utterance, nothing more.
09:22 AM - May 22, 2024
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What if it turns out the orange menace loses the election because voters decide, by a large margin, that having him full-time in courtrooms is just safer for the country?
07:55 PM - May 21, 2024
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There was a tortoise in the parking lot.
07:47 PM - May 21, 2024
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Ever fried your mac & cheese?

Use the microwave recipe for Blue Box Dinner (1-2/3 cups water, don't drain or rinse) while you heat up 1 tsp. avocado oil and 1 tsp. olive oil, brushed together, in a large non-stick skillet. Fry 2 dollops just a couple of minutes until you can smell it about to burn.
05:24 PM - May 21, 2024
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Lawrence O'Donnell on MSNBC just reported Robert Costello calling Michael Cohen an asshole, in case you missed out on that.
01:42 PM - May 21, 2024
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Around here we call them traffic circles, but yeah, commas.
Dave Plus Coffee (he/him) @davepluscoffee
Conversations are like roundabouts, everyone minds the flow, & makes room for everyone else.

I like giving right-of-way, but some people treat commas as their opportunity to merge.

These days, instead of letting them take their turn early, I keep talking as if they aren't actively interrupting 👍
10:25 AM - May 21, 2024
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Does the governor of Texas think he'll curry favor with a criminal defendant by pardoning a convicted murderer?
09:54 AM - May 21, 2024
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I've noticed media outlets referring to "tweets" without bothering to mention Twitter's new name or its unfortunate owner.

This is known as the Kleenexification of social media, and it's a good thing.
09:48 AM - May 21, 2024
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Reminder: combine
"truth" with "social" for a big
dumb oxymoron #haiku
09:34 AM - May 21, 2024 (Edited)
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Ronny Jackson is
on the short list because he
can prescribe most things.
09:30 AM - May 21, 2024
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Living in Texas, the culture wars are never far away. Inappropriate humor is sometimes the only defense.

A cheap billboard for an ersatz "pregnancy crisis" clinic proclaimed, "Save the children!" Drily, I asked my husband, "For what?" Drily, he answered, "For later."
09:26 AM - May 21, 2024
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