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"Mom? Put Doritos on the list. You haven't written it down. Mom. Put Doritos on. On the list. Mom? Mom. On the shopping list, put Doritos. I want Doritos. Mom. Cool Ranch. Put them on the list. Mom? Under milk, you can put Doritos."
06:16 PM - Aug 22, 2023
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I would like to point out the two top "tech" deals at Costco today are a sandwich and some kitty litter.

The "I" in "AI" stands for "I dunno... ... roast beef sandwich, maybe?"
04:24 PM - Aug 16, 2023
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I like the new Twitter logo
12:52 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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I asked ChatGPT to recommend shopping items based on my diet and lifestyle.
10:25 AM - Jul 13, 2023
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I was trying to haggle the price for these at a garage sale but then the lady’s chest exploded.
12:56 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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From this day forward I require that you all refer to me by my newly assigned name.
05:32 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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How it started, how it’s going, etc.
11:22 AM - Jun 01, 2023
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Well shit, you have to carry all this crap around, no wonder the king can only move one square in any direction.
06:07 PM - May 06, 2023
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I was feeling actually quite relaxed, content and happy, and then my phone buzzed.
04:07 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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My birthday is coming up, and I've always dreamed of being a tardigrade.
09:26 AM - Apr 20, 2023
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“Watch out, there’s a monster that eats hands!”

“Oh no! Where is it?”

“It’s over th-… aaaaah fuck, it got me.”
08:01 AM - Mar 24, 2023
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“I told you to stay away from the gas station sushi”
12:58 PM - Mar 22, 2023
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Roses are red
Plums are in the fridge
If you don’t pay attention while driving
05:16 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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