MY WAY
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
The Manhattan DA’s office earned this win. This is not over yet — there will be appeals — but they’ve followed the playbook for how to beat Trump. Be bold. Ignore his distractions. Focus on your case. Grind it out.
This is the way to take down Trump.
This is the way to take down Trump.
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
You ask?`
Smooth. Da smoothest!
Now hold on while your T Dawg goes on a brief espionage mission... hold on
Smooth. Da smoothest!
Now hold on while your T Dawg goes on a brief espionage mission... hold on
05:25 PM - May 30, 2024
I wrote a thing: "breaking: jury finds Donald Trump guilty as fuck" — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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05:29 PM - May 30, 2024
Your T Dawg is back (nothing to report.. yet)
Let's do some really important stuff now
Let's do some really important stuff now
05:29 PM - May 30, 2024
"In short, his taxes are an indictment of Donald Trump—as of this writing, the only indictment we have."
https://gregolear.substack.com/p/dearth-and-taxes-trump-by-the-numbers
https://gregolear.substack.com/p/dearth-and-taxes-trump-by-the-numbers
01:26 PM - Mar 28, 2023
First just to us on Mastodon, Spoutible and Post
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
05:33 PM - May 30, 2024
On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
Michael Cohen
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
05:41 PM - May 30, 2024
Robert Mueller
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
Donald Trump has been to court over 4,000 times (and lost nearly every time) but NEVER in criminal court before now
Trump will be sentenced to PRISON
More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall
She was there ALONE
It is Stormy Daniels
THANK YOU STORMY
You are a hero!
Trump will be sentenced to PRISON
More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall
She was there ALONE
It is Stormy Daniels
THANK YOU STORMY
You are a hero!
05:51 PM - May 30, 2024
Let's do another song
(but no Abba)
Let's do another SONG
(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)
We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba
(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)
We're doing a SONG !!!
(but no Abba)
Let's do another SONG
(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)
We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba
(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)
We're doing a SONG !!!
06:04 PM - May 30, 2024
Donald Trump now cannot:
- vote
- serve in the military
- get a security clearance
- visit most other foreign countries
Tough to see how he can be president, right?
- vote
- serve in the military
- get a security clearance
- visit most other foreign countries
Tough to see how he can be president, right?
06:04 PM - May 30, 2024
Guilty verdict here also may affect Trump’s ability to get loans to prop up his shaky businesses and finances
He’s now not only a convicted felon — it’s a felony involving fraud and deceit — huge red flag for loan applications and likely a total dealbreaker
He’s now not only a convicted felon — it’s a felony involving fraud and deceit — huge red flag for loan applications and likely a total dealbreaker
06:05 PM - May 30, 2024
SUPER TROOPER
Abba
They found me guilty, guilty
That's what they just told me
Guilty on all counts
Jury found no doubts
Bigly guilty on all counts
I was sick and tired of everything
when I farted there in that courtroom
All I do is sit and sit and stare
At these witnesses spelling my doom...
Abba
They found me guilty, guilty
That's what they just told me
Guilty on all counts
Jury found no doubts
Bigly guilty on all counts
I was sick and tired of everything
when I farted there in that courtroom
All I do is sit and sit and stare
At these witnesses spelling my doom...
06:08 PM - May 30, 2024
To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
Felony convictions against ex-presidents:
Washington - 0
Adams - 0
Jefferson - 0
Madison - 0
Monroe - 0
…
Kennedy - 0
LBJ - 0
Nixon - 0*
Ford - 0
Carter - 0
Reagan - 0
Bush Sr - 0
Clinton - 0
Dubya - 0
Obama - 0
Trump - 34
* Nixon likely would’ve been convicted had he not been pardoned
Washington - 0
Adams - 0
Jefferson - 0
Madison - 0
Monroe - 0
…
Kennedy - 0
LBJ - 0
Nixon - 0*
Ford - 0
Carter - 0
Reagan - 0
Bush Sr - 0
Clinton - 0
Dubya - 0
Obama - 0
Trump - 34
* Nixon likely would’ve been convicted had he not been pardoned
06:31 PM - May 30, 2024
YOU are a huge part of why justice is finally happening.
When Alvin Bragg halted this case 2 years ago, WE THE PEOPLE demanded otherwise.
When Bragg revived the case 1 year ago, it was because our voices were heard.
Justice is a choice we make. We must demand it. Every day.
When Alvin Bragg halted this case 2 years ago, WE THE PEOPLE demanded otherwise.
When Bragg revived the case 1 year ago, it was because our voices were heard.
Justice is a choice we make. We must demand it. Every day.
06:32 PM - May 30, 2024
Dear Alvin Bragg, Joshua Steinglass, Susan Hoffinger, Christopher Conroy, and Rebecca Mangold:
Welcome to the club.
#TakingDownTrump
Welcome to the club.
#TakingDownTrump
06:32 PM - May 30, 2024
Felons generally can’t serve in the military — so how can Trump be commander in chief?
06:32 PM - May 30, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are rapists, some are convicts, and some, I guess will try to assassinate you
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
06:43 PM - May 30, 2024
RASPBERRY BERET
Prince
He wore a strawberry toupee
The kind you find in a trailer park store
Strawberry toupee
Its broken hair torn
It shouldn't be worn much more
Strawberry toupee
He's such a loser
Built like it was
He had the nerve to tell me
To trim That Thing, don't shave it all off
So, looky
Prince
He wore a strawberry toupee
The kind you find in a trailer park store
Strawberry toupee
Its broken hair torn
It shouldn't be worn much more
Strawberry toupee
He's such a loser
Built like it was
He had the nerve to tell me
To trim That Thing, don't shave it all off
So, looky
07:03 PM - May 30, 2024
If you missed it in the initial euphoria of Trump guilty verdict earlier today, I posted a valuable slide of 'Trumpomath'
We now have a solid benchmark by which to consider Jack Smith 1 (Florida), Jack Smith 2 (DC), Georgia
and soon the Arizona, Michigan and Jack Smith 3 criminal trials
Enjoy:
We now have a solid benchmark by which to consider Jack Smith 1 (Florida), Jack Smith 2 (DC), Georgia
and soon the Arizona, Michigan and Jack Smith 3 criminal trials
Enjoy:
07:58 PM - May 30, 2024
ROTFLMAO I have DA best Tweeps! Fabulous cover by New Yorker of the small-fingered vulgarian..
Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy
Convict Trump :-)
Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy
Convict Trump :-)
08:08 PM - May 30, 2024
Pro tip: For extra money this holiday season, buy a bunch of $20 turkeys and sell them to FOX News-watching MAGA for $90.
12:33 PM - Nov 22, 2023
Today is one of the proudest days in American history.
Our system held strong — and confirmed the principle that NO ONE is above the law.
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Our system held strong — and confirmed the principle that NO ONE is above the law.
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
09:11 PM - May 30, 2024
And this case was supposed to be the “weakest” one — remember?
09:12 PM - May 30, 2024
