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BREAKING - TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it

That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tristan Snell
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The Manhattan DA’s office earned this win. This is not over yet — there will be appeals — but they’ve followed the playbook for how to beat Trump. Be bold. Ignore his distractions. Focus on your case. Grind it out.

This is the way to take down Trump.
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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You ask?`

Smooth. Da smoothest!

Now hold on while your T Dawg goes on a brief espionage mission... hold on
05:25 PM - May 30, 2024
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "breaking: jury finds Donald Trump guilty as fuck" — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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05:29 PM - May 30, 2024
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Your T Dawg is back (nothing to report.. yet)

Let's do some really important stuff now
05:29 PM - May 30, 2024
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Greg Olear
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"In short, his taxes are an indictment of Donald Trump—as of this writing, the only indictment we have."

https://gregolear.substack.com/p/dearth-and-taxes-trump-by-the-numbers
01:26 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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First just to us on Mastodon, Spoutible and Post

Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content

THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon

cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
05:33 PM - May 30, 2024
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On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts

CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors

This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts

Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)

GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
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Michael Cohen

Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow

You have not steered us wrong

You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did

Thank you Michael
05:41 PM - May 30, 2024
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Robert Mueller

Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication

It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime

When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York

THANK YOU, SIR
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
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Donald Trump has been to court over 4,000 times (and lost nearly every time) but NEVER in criminal court before now

Trump will be sentenced to PRISON

More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall

She was there ALONE

It is Stormy Daniels

THANK YOU STORMY

You are a hero!
05:51 PM - May 30, 2024
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Let's do another song

(but no Abba)

Let's do another SONG

(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)

We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba

(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)

We're doing a SONG !!!
06:04 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tristan Snell
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Donald Trump now cannot:

- vote
- serve in the military
- get a security clearance
- visit most other foreign countries

Tough to see how he can be president, right?
06:04 PM - May 30, 2024
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Guilty verdict here also may affect Trump’s ability to get loans to prop up his shaky businesses and finances

He’s now not only a convicted felon — it’s a felony involving fraud and deceit — huge red flag for loan applications and likely a total dealbreaker
06:05 PM - May 30, 2024
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SUPER TROOPER
Abba

They found me guilty, guilty
That's what they just told me
Guilty on all counts
Jury found no doubts
Bigly guilty on all counts

I was sick and tired of everything
when I farted there in that courtroom
All I do is sit and sit and stare
At these witnesses spelling my doom...
06:08 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter

Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first

Many of you were not sure, but hung in there

Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
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Caption, from left:

Convict, Convict, Convict
06:21 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tristan Snell
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Felony convictions against ex-presidents:

Washington - 0
Adams - 0
Jefferson - 0
Madison - 0
Monroe - 0

Kennedy - 0
LBJ - 0
Nixon - 0*
Ford - 0
Carter - 0
Reagan - 0
Bush Sr - 0
Clinton - 0
Dubya - 0
Obama - 0
Trump - 34

* Nixon likely would’ve been convicted had he not been pardoned
06:31 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tristan Snell
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YOU are a huge part of why justice is finally happening.

When Alvin Bragg halted this case 2 years ago, WE THE PEOPLE demanded otherwise.

When Bragg revived the case 1 year ago, it was because our voices were heard.

Justice is a choice we make. We must demand it. Every day.
06:32 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tristan Snell
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Dear Alvin Bragg, Joshua Steinglass, Susan Hoffinger, Christopher Conroy, and Rebecca Mangold:

Welcome to the club.
#TakingDownTrump
06:32 PM - May 30, 2024
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Tristan Snell
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Felons generally can’t serve in the military — so how can Trump be commander in chief?
06:32 PM - May 30, 2024
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When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are rapists, some are convicts, and some, I guess will try to assassinate you

Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."

GOP? This is your dude?
06:43 PM - May 30, 2024
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Another songy?

Prince?
06:55 PM - May 30, 2024
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RASPBERRY BERET
Prince

He wore a strawberry toupee
The kind you find in a trailer park store
Strawberry toupee
Its broken hair torn
It shouldn't be worn much more
Strawberry toupee
He's such a loser

Built like it was
He had the nerve to tell me
To trim That Thing, don't shave it all off
So, looky
07:03 PM - May 30, 2024
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If you missed it in the initial euphoria of Trump guilty verdict earlier today, I posted a valuable slide of 'Trumpomath'

We now have a solid benchmark by which to consider Jack Smith 1 (Florida), Jack Smith 2 (DC), Georgia

and soon the Arizona, Michigan and Jack Smith 3 criminal trials

Enjoy:
07:58 PM - May 30, 2024
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ROTFLMAO I have DA best Tweeps! Fabulous cover by New Yorker of the small-fingered vulgarian..

Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy

Convict Trump :-)
08:08 PM - May 30, 2024
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Pro tip: For extra money this holiday season, buy a bunch of $20 turkeys and sell them to FOX News-watching MAGA for $90.
12:33 PM - Nov 22, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Today is one of the proudest days in American history.

Our system held strong — and confirmed the principle that NO ONE is above the law.

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
09:11 PM - May 30, 2024
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And this case was supposed to be the “weakest” one — remember?
09:12 PM - May 30, 2024
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