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So who was missing? One person has committed crimes with Trump longer than anyone else. Has committed crimes with Trump for over 4 decades. Committed CRIMES for over 4 decades

Yes. Now it is obvious

WEISSELBERG

his accountant. MONEY LAUNDERING for the US Mafia. Tax fraud. Financial fraud.
08:56 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Before Trump ran for President, he went from just money laundering for the Mafia - to SANCTIONS BUSTING for Putin. That is a federal capital crime as serious as espionage. And Weisselberg handle that for Trump. Then ALL The election financial fraud (and bribes)... ALL Trump MONEY was Weisselberg
09:02 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Some of the crimes on this chart are not (primarily) crimes involving money. The Jan 6th election fraud crimes etc.

Other crimes on this chart are ONLY money. BRIBES for SCOTUS? BRIBES for PARDONS?

Some of the stolen secrets likely were SOLD (Saudi golf etc)

ALL those = Weisselberg crime partner
09:03 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Wait? Where'd the TRIAL go?`We want Trumpo snoozing and farting in court? Why is Trump trial not on?

Relax, it's ok. Judge Merchan announced last week that this Monday court will not be in session

Trump pain resumes Tuesday on Manhattan. Today instead of sleeping in court, he can sleep at home...
08:59 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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So for a slow news day

Did you notice we went to Sunday School? Yes, my alter ego, Sister Tammy O'Honey delivered a fiery sermon on the topic of sin. And some of biggest sinners evah. It was fire and brimstone*

* Setting her farts on fire was not in the script, that was a choreography malfunction!
12:47 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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So, SRSLY. Some of you remember me from Twitter that I was notorious for some ultra-detailed analysis Threads that ran forever but were riveting and MONTHS (if not years) ahead of the other analysts.

I provided something like that now on Sunday. One of my patented 'first takes' on a topic..
12:50 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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And early Thready warning- I am working on something... I think you're gonna like. That is still not ready but it is coming today. At least an hour maybe a few still to go. But we get something 'fun' today, and it is something again, like my Sunday Sermon, covering new ground I have not done before
01:03 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part 1

The Capos for Trump crime mob:

Rudy Giuliani
Mark Meadows
Roger Stone
Gym Jordan
Jared Kushner
Evan Corcoran
Rob Blagojevich

Stay tuned for Part 2
02:14 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part II

The Giuliani Kraken Clown Gang:

John Eastman
Sidney Powell
Ken Chesebro
Jenna Ellis
Jeff Clark
Lin Wood
Mike Roman
Christina Bobb

Stay tuned for Part 3
02:18 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part III

The Mark Meadows Treason Spies Gang:

Corey Lewandowski
Kash Patel
Mike Pompeo
Rick Perry
Michael Ellis
Boris Epshteyn
Walt Nauta
Christina Bobb

Stay tuned for Part 4
02:24 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part IV

The Roger Stone Willard Hotel Gang of Trump criminals:

Rudy Giuliani
Steve Bannon
General Flynn
John Eastman
Jeff Clark
Alex Jones
Bernard Kerik
Christina Bobb

Stay tuned for Part 5
02:34 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part V

Trump White House plotters of Jan 6 coup d'etat

THE EVIL ELEVEN:

Gym Jordan
Paul Gosar
Mo Brooks
Brian Babin
Andy Biggs
Matt Gaetz
Louie Gohmert
Andy Harris
Jody Hicks
Scott Perry
Marjorie Traitor-Greene

Stay tuned for Part 6
02:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part VI

Jared Kushner Bribes-for-Pardons Gang for Trump

Bill Barr
Roger Stone
Paul Gosar
Corey Lewandowski
Sidney Powell
Allen Weisselberg
Rudy Giuliani

Stay tuned for Part 7
02:54 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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In Swiss Cheese

Kenny McBrie, the Brother Velveeta finds his plea bargain in Michigan has more holes than Swiss Cheese. He lied under oath. Now Twitter (aka Xcrement) has handed over to Michigan prosecutors the files proving Ken Chesebro lied under oath

Oopsie. Enjoy shitty state prison, asshole
04:51 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the LTATA

The Lordy There Are Tapes Association is not releasing any sound on the news that their twice-impeached former chairwoman, and unstable Lake of Kari has been tape recording Trump at Mar-A-Lago

Of course EVERYBODY is recording Trumpo. EVERYBODY
04:56 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Today it is Court Day for America's Toddler-In-Chief in a Manhattan criminal court in front of Judge Merchan

Trump gets to take naps in front of the jury
That might not endear him to the jury

And Trump gets to fart at the jury
That might not endear him to the jury
#LetTrumpBeTrump
11:52 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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If you missed it, yesterday I posted a phenomenal 'thread substitute'

I took that joke on the movie 'The Fartfather' where I had outlined the top mafia bosses or 'capos' to Trump

And expanded that yesterday to map out 44 members of his crime family as 'parts 1-7'

Starts down 12 Tweets in my TL
11:57 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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You no doubt had seen this item already. First thing this morning in court, Judge Merchan rules on the first hearing of the gag order. He finds Trump did breach the gag order in 9 of the 10 instances suggested by the Manhattan DA's office. Fines Trump the maximum allowed by NY law, so $1,000 per
12:11 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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So Judge Merchan finds Trump in contempt of court. He is fined the max allowed by NY, so $1,000 per violation (total $9,000)

Trump is ordered to take down the offending Tweets on Truth Socialist by this afternoon

And he is warned next gag order breach he goes to jail

HEARING on THAT is in 2 days
12:14 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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For two weeks of a criminal trial, not one member of Trump's family has showed up to lend support

But today Gary Busey's son, Eric, shows up to sit in the trial. This is an investment by Eric who is so dumb, he imagines one day there will be some money in Trump's last will and testament
Helen @tener_duende
waPo: Seated near Eric Trump in the courtroom are a couple of Donald Trump’s allies, including adviser Susan Wiles and a supporter, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, who had his own highly publicized legal problems.

He reached a deal last month to have felony securities fraud charges dismissed.
10:50 AM - Apr 30, 2024
12:31 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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How is Trump Annus Horribilis, and the worst month of his life April going? Last day of April and now THIS in court

Trump's jury is seeing Trump replies under oath, and jury is read direct transcripts of Trump under oath relating to E Jean Carroll sexual abuse trial

Karma is messing with Trumpo
12:41 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Lovely detail by Nonilex (another excellent source on following Trump trials) today about the digital footprints of money transfers

Recall, Trump has been laundering money for Mafia and Putin, & taken bribes. FBI has crooked bookkeeping of Weisselberg Trump accountant

MANY criminal trials to come
12:57 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Some Inside Baseball analysis here. Or more like inside an NHL hockey brawl

Trump was today found to be in contempt of court, of THIS JUDGE's ruling. But the Jury is NOT told this in this trial

Defense has told the judge, if Trump decides to testify, then prosecution will tell of contempt to jury
01:03 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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So a bit of analysis on that..

Trump WANTS to testify. His attorneys are horrified at that prospect as they should be

With the Sandoval ruling, Trump defense KNOWS what all matter would come up if Trump testifies, what the DA is allowed to ask Trump in cross-examination (= brutal)

Now this..
01:05 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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..so this morning, the jury got to hear Trump's own words UNDER OATH, from E Jean Carroll deposition - and to SEE Trump testify under oath in video

Unless Trump testifies in this court, those are about the only times this jury gets to hear Trump UNDER OATH

So it is FAR WORSE today than last week
01:07 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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the jury KNOWS after what they heard this morning, that this guy is guilty as fuck. And they know any person who is innocent, will testify on his own behalf - even as nobody is required to do so

They will instinctively assign guilt to Trump for not testifying on his own behalf

Now this, Contempt..
01:08 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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The jury has been instructed NOT to follow the news, NOT to read up about this trial and NOT google any aspects of it. They probably will not know that Trump was found in contempt of this court today, when they make their ruling

Now DA said, if Trump decides to testify, the contempt is told to jury
01:10 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Trumpo will be furious in court today. He WANTS to go tell this jury, it was not his fault. And that what was on the video, and those words, they are a conspiracy by Joe Biden and Obama and Hillary and John McCain and rogue windmills stalking
unsuspecting seagulls in a hurricane that is wet from..
01:12 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Extremely
Powerful
Evidence

Remember Trump is not expected to testify. Earlier in this trial the prosecution read into evidence the words of Trump at Access Holliwood (*grab them by the pussy..")

Now Trump is shown under oath ON VIDEO confirming THAT was him. This is VERY powerful & damaging
01:20 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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BTW any journalist who writes now that Judge Merchan was something like a wimp, and the $9,000 is just a slap on the wrist - are BULLSHITTING YOU

They KNOW better

$1,000 per Contempt of Court is the MAXIMUM allowed by New York State Law. He is hitting Trump as hard as FIRST OFFENSE can be
01:30 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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