And now, Worldwide Pants with Frontbutt Productions presents: A David Letterman Top Ten Nicknames for Donald Trump
Von Shitzenpants*
The Orange Turd**
Dictator Douchebag*
Boorish Misogynist*
Cheetos-dusted Cartoon Villain*
...
* courtesy of Michael Cohen
** courtesy of Stormy Daniels
Von Shitzenpants*
The Orange Turd**
Dictator Douchebag*
Boorish Misogynist*
Cheetos-dusted Cartoon Villain*
...
* courtesy of Michael Cohen
** courtesy of Stormy Daniels
05:18 PM - May 14, 2024
The Truth Is Not The Truth guy gets served his summons to the Arizona criminal indictment on same day as he turns 80
The Mayor of Mascara, Lord Leaky of L'Oreal, Rudy Giuliani is now also served his summons. He joins the Trumpomobsters who will face criminal court in Arizona (after Georgia)
The Mayor of Mascara, Lord Leaky of L'Oreal, Rudy Giuliani is now also served his summons. He joins the Trumpomobsters who will face criminal court in Arizona (after Georgia)
11:28 AM - May 18, 2024
Hi, my name is John Eastman. I am a former attorney for Traitor Trump von Shitzenpants TOT*
My bucket list is to be convicted in every American state. I collect mug shots. This is me being criminally charged in Arizona
* The Orange Turd
My bucket list is to be convicted in every American state. I collect mug shots. This is me being criminally charged in Arizona
* The Orange Turd
05:41 PM - May 17, 2024
If you are on this platform regularly and have never reported another account, but then claim you feel unsafe, I am not sure how you expect us to help make you feel safer.
01:21 PM - May 18, 2024
You are disgusted and saddened about an open discussion regarding a statement not made on this platform that LGBTQ+ Spoutible members are divided on? So, how are we supposed to determine whether it is appropriate without guidance?
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Viata Chew @Viata_ChewYes, yes it it and I'm disgusted and saddened by this. So much for a space for marginalized communities to feel safe 😔12:42 PM - May 18, 2024
01:52 PM - May 18, 2024
Y'all know he is asking for guidance from the community, right? It was brought to his attention that this may be offensive and he is actively spending his Saturday talking to us about it.
He could have easily ignored the chatter and went on about his weekend.
He could have easily ignored the chatter and went on about his weekend.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyYou are disgusted and saddened about an open discussion regarding a statement not made on this platform that LGBTQ+ Spoutible members are divided on? So, how are we supposed to determine whether it is appropriate without guidance?01:52 PM - May 18, 2024
02:00 PM - May 18, 2024
🔥🔥🔥 Voting has consequences. 🔥🔥🔥
Donate to a down ballot candidate, text/phone bank, be an election worker, knock on doors, write postcards, follow @NikkiBarnesFL and echo her Florida spouts. If one isn’t a fit, pick another. Check out mobilize.us for possibilities.
Donate to a down ballot candidate, text/phone bank, be an election worker, knock on doors, write postcards, follow @NikkiBarnesFL and echo her Florida spouts. If one isn’t a fit, pick another. Check out mobilize.us for possibilities.
07:51 AM - May 18, 2024
We're fighting Fascists. The time for turning the other cheek is gone. We all have to channel our own inner Jasmine Crockett.
05:00 PM - May 18, 2024
"I was elected as a Representative of Congress but that doesn’t mean I’m supposed to be somebody’s doormat."
Rep. Jasmine Crockett
Rep. Jasmine Crockett
05:38 PM - May 18, 2024
Hey Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, don't tell me and my friends to "calm down". We're just gettin' started.
05:46 PM - May 18, 2024
3 Threaded Spouts
Standing on grandma's front porch, chewing a vitamin c, watching it as the ash cloud went up and up. The sky got dark, and then it was time to go inside. We didn't get as much ash as my aunt in Yakima did, but poor Riley the sheep dog had to be shaved to get the ash off. My first masking experience.
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kat4obama @kat4obama.USGSVolcanoes: #MountStHelens May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM. A colossal landslide. Magma & hot fluids explode, surge outward like a hot hurricane. Column rises, ash falls for miles. Snowpack melts, mudflows converge, lahars move downvalley. A 9-hr eruption. Everything is changed. #VolcanoAwarenessMonth01:37 PM - May 18, 2024![Picture]()
07:26 PM - May 18, 2024
Genesee / Lapeer / Oakland MI
At 642 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm was located near Goodrich + Davison, moving S at 10 mph.
Prepare to take shelter. Possible 60 mph wind gusts + quarter size hail. Expect damage to vehicles / roofs / siding / vegetation.
#SpoutibleStormWarning
At 642 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm was located near Goodrich + Davison, moving S at 10 mph.
Prepare to take shelter. Possible 60 mph wind gusts + quarter size hail. Expect damage to vehicles / roofs / siding / vegetation.
#SpoutibleStormWarning
06:47 PM - May 17, 2024
https://www.hollywoodrepor...
Dabney Coleman Dead: '9 to 5,' 'Mary Hartman,' 'Tootsie' Actor Was 92
got home from work to the news of the passing of Dabney Coleman. such a great actor. #RestInPeace #DabneyColeman
Dabney Coleman Dead: '9 to 5,' 'Mary Hartman,' 'Tootsie' Actor Was 92
got home from work to the news of the passing of Dabney Coleman. such a great actor. #RestInPeace #DabneyColeman
06:56 PM - May 17, 2024
(Edited)
Fed up with MTG? Fire her.
I'm a retired Brigadier General, and it's now my patriotic duty to end MTG's career.
We're gaining momentum. Georgians are fed up with MTG's foolishness.
Every dollar counts in our fight for democracy. Can you chip in just $7 to unseat MTG? (Link in bio)
Pass it on.
I'm a retired Brigadier General, and it's now my patriotic duty to end MTG's career.
We're gaining momentum. Georgians are fed up with MTG's foolishness.
Every dollar counts in our fight for democracy. Can you chip in just $7 to unseat MTG? (Link in bio)
Pass it on.
07:02 PM - May 17, 2024
Oh, no... Dabney Coleman has passed away...
07:28 PM - May 17, 2024
💔💔💔
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Peggy Stuart #FirstWave @PeggyStuartTrump opened the floodgates. It's going to be difficult to stuff all that hate back in the box.08:23 PM - May 17, 2024
08:27 PM - May 17, 2024
THIS IS IT.
The FINAL episode of #StarTrekPicard is streaming now.
What a journey this has been...
A huge thank you to the fans who have given us so much love through all these years. Your enthusiasm and support has been nothing short of amazing. 🖖🏼❤️
The FINAL episode of #StarTrekPicard is streaming now.
What a journey this has been...
A huge thank you to the fans who have given us so much love through all these years. Your enthusiasm and support has been nothing short of amazing. 🖖🏼❤️
02:11 AM - Apr 21, 2023
Senator Blumenthal: Call for an investigation... A Special Counsel / Inspector General... Something... Anything... The Supreme Court needs a thorough deep cleaning, inside, outside, upside-downside... NOW!!! Hold these judges to account...
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Lipsticktraces @lipsticktraces'Utter disrespect': Sen. Blumenthal rips Justice Alito's 'bias' after flag scandal - YouTube09:35 PM - May 17, 2024![Video]()
'Utter disrespect': Sen. Blumenthal rips Justice Alito's 'bias' after flag scandal - YouTube
“There is absolutely no way that Justice Alito can sit in judgment on the two cases where Donald Trump's interests and the insurrection itself is directly in...
09:43 PM - May 17, 2024
Always remember this: Polls are not facts. They are manipulated and people lie. Stop referring to polls or listening to MSM harping on polls.
01:11 PM - May 17, 2024
Joliet Jake Blues: "We're putting the band together!"
Elwood Blues: "We're on a mission from God."
John Norseman-Southpaw-Westend-Eastwind pleads not guilty in Arizona to election fraud with the Trumpomobster gang. Remember this is same Eastman who has already been disbarred for election fraud
Elwood Blues: "We're on a mission from God."
John Norseman-Southpaw-Westend-Eastwind pleads not guilty in Arizona to election fraud with the Trumpomobster gang. Remember this is same Eastman who has already been disbarred for election fraud
02:08 PM - May 17, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
TomiAhonen Almanac tracks Trump's Annus Horribilis
We found out yesterday at the end of the day at Trump criminal trial, that the defense witnesses will be done on Monday, and we expect closing statements for Tuesday
Then it goes to jury... in FOUR DAYS
Jury says: "Guilty as charged, your honor"
We found out yesterday at the end of the day at Trump criminal trial, that the defense witnesses will be done on Monday, and we expect closing statements for Tuesday
Then it goes to jury... in FOUR DAYS
Jury says: "Guilty as charged, your honor"
10:29 AM - May 17, 2024
So... it is now most likely that the Trump criminal trial on Manhattan ends on Tuesday (closing statements) and if so, jury starts deliberating. I am predicting fast jury which concludes "guilty as charged" on all 34 counts
If so, that jury decision is coming on TUESDAY five days from today
If so, that jury decision is coming on TUESDAY five days from today
05:35 PM - May 16, 2024
Whenever enough time has passed, that we just start to think Mitt Romney is the sane kind of Republican of the past, he says something this idiotic. He is just another lunatic maganutter with slightly better tailoring
Mitt says Biden should have pardoned Traitor Trump, TOT*
* The Orange Turd
Mitt says Biden should have pardoned Traitor Trump, TOT*
* The Orange Turd
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déjà vu @AnonymRomney thinks Biden should have pardoned Trump. He's dead wrong. The conservative mythos around Gerald Ford pardoning Richard Nixon clouds how deeply unpopular and wrong the decision was.04:14 PM - May 16, 2024
05:15 PM - May 16, 2024
Defense Attorney Todd Blanche's career ended with his only criminal case, where he let prosecution witness testify for more than a day, damaging his client, Trump more than what Michael Cohen said in his direct examination by the prosecution
The disbarred Blanche now only asks if you want fries..
The disbarred Blanche now only asks if you want fries..
04:55 PM - May 16, 2024
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And in the eternal battle of Defendant Trump, TOT* Von Shitzenpants vs his slightly less insane attorneys... the attorneys still have not found victory. They still are afraid, Von Shitzenpants might testify, after all
* The Orange Turd
And in the eternal battle of Defendant Trump, TOT* Von Shitzenpants vs his slightly less insane attorneys... the attorneys still have not found victory. They still are afraid, Von Shitzenpants might testify, after all
* The Orange Turd
04:31 PM - May 16, 2024
And then for the counter-view to my calendar 'extension'
This trial may end TUESDAY of NEXT WEEK (in FIVE days)
Trump team says they have 1 witness (Smith) and maybe other witness/es who will all be done during Monday !
So closing statements for TUESDAY next week
This trial may end TUESDAY of NEXT WEEK (in FIVE days)
Trump team says they have 1 witness (Smith) and maybe other witness/es who will all be done during Monday !
So closing statements for TUESDAY next week
04:27 PM - May 16, 2024
