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Every moment y'all spend on whether Fani Willis is a homewrecker, where her cash comes from, whether her testimony demeanor was appropriate or her libido screwed the country is a moment trafficking in the oldest, vilest, most predictable misogynoir there is while letting TFG fail up a-fucking-gain.
12:55 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Biden is old and he's a successful POTUS. Trump is old and his botched pandemic response resulted in thousands and thousands of preventable deaths. Trump is a rapist, he tried to overthrow the government and his facing 91 indictments.
02:44 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Jeff Tiedrich
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congratulations to House Republicans for nominating the shouty half-dressed degenerate bar-exam-failing rape-enabling insurrectionist wrestling coach to be their latest failed Speaker candidate. you dipshits are really covering yourselves with glory right now
04:17 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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Donald Trump praising Hamas is all the proof you need that the family of raccoons that live inside his head have finally chewed through all the wires
11:56 AM - Oct 12, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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holy fucking shit, Republicans couldn't govern their way out of a paper bag
08:23 PM - Oct 12, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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A party that cannot lead while having the majority does not deserve having the majority.
09:04 PM - Oct 12, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Republicans failed to shut down the whole government -- so they shut down the House instead.
09:05 PM - Oct 12, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Inflation is now UNDER 2% -- back to normal levels.

Pass it on.
09:06 PM - Oct 12, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Trump just praised Hezbollah as "very smart" for attacking Israel.

Yes, you read that correctly.
10:12 PM - Oct 11, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Trump bragged he gave Israeli military secrets to Russia.

Russia is allied with Iran and Hamas.

THIS is why Trump’s abuse of his privilege holding classified info is NOT trivial or bureaucratic.

When intel security is breached, people DIE.
09:49 AM - Oct 09, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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what kind of shithole party ousts Liz Cheney and protects George Santos
06:46 PM - Oct 10, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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BREAKING: Donald Trump's wall of silence.

Allen Weisselberg finally spills, admits Trump lied about size of his Trump Tower apartment (saying it was 30,000 sf instead of 10,000) and that Trump edited the financial statements.

Trump LIED. He's been caught. And he's LOSING.
07:46 PM - Oct 10, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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BREAKING: George Santos gets 10 NEW COUNTS in his indictment.

He's now accused of stealing identities of campaign donors and using their credit cards -- identity theft, wire fraud, plus falsifying records.

He must RESIGN. Or we'll DEFEAT him.

Either way he's DONE.
07:47 PM - Oct 10, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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In the middle of an international crisis

There is no Speaker of the House — because of Republicans.

There is no confirmed head of the Navy — because of Republicans.

There is no confirmed head of the Air Force — because of Republicans.

MAGA makes America weaker. Disgusting.
07:49 PM - Oct 10, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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RIP The Trump Organization, 1981-2023
05:38 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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I like ex-presidents who don’t share American military secrets with random people they have lunch with.
09:43 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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If Trump revealed nuclear secrets to a random guy at Mar-a-Lago just to impress him, imagine what he shared with foreign agents who were actively trying to obtain secret US intelligence from him
09:43 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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5% of the US defense budget

50% of the Russian military destroyed

Ukraine is the best national security investment America has ever made — we would be CRAZY not to continue it.

Anyone who says otherwise is probably working with the Kremlin, whether they know it or not.
08:28 PM - Oct 06, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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if the email lady mishandling three emails has you shitting bricks, wait until you hear about the guy who took one of his rando golf buddies aside and told him how many nuclear warheads were carried on American submarines
12:50 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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6 months ago, Hamas met with Russia to discuss cooperation.

4 weeks ago, Israel and Ukraine discussed Israeli support for Ukraine’s resistance to Russia’s invasion.

Now, Hamas has struck Israel in a sophisticated attack.

Coincidence? I think not.
09:46 AM - Oct 09, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Pro tip: when you get sued, and you refuse to produce documents, and the judge FINES you for it, you maaaaaybe want to request a jury trial rather than having the judge try the case, and then you DEFINITELY don't want to keep saying how much you hate the judge and his clerk.
06:10 AM - Oct 04, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Dear Donald Trump:

The statute of limitations does NOT help you when you keep on defrauding.

As long as the misconduct continues, the clock never even starts. Oops.

xoxo
Tristan Snell
Fmr. NY AAG who prosecuted Trump University
06:26 AM - Oct 04, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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The new Republican contenders for Speaker?

One has described himself as "David Duke without the baggage" -- i.e. he compares himself to a Ku Klux Klan grand wizard

The other turned a blind eye to dozens of wrestlers being sexually assaulted at Ohio State

THAT is the GOP today.
02:47 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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so John Fetterman has been wearing his hoodie in the Senate for three weeks now and it's been just fine. meanwhile in the House, everything has fallen the fuck to pieces because the people who run it are incompetent dipshits. hey, maybe it's not the dress code that's the problem
04:26 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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In the last 2 weeks:

One party won more affordable medications -- and more student loan relief.

The other party
- tried to impeach the president, had no case, and withdrew it
- tried to shut down the government, didn't have the votes, and failed
- voted out their own leader
05:35 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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BREAKING -- Trump's business empire in NY.

Judge issues BOMBSHELL ruling, restricting the Trumps from moving any money into or out of their NY companies -- or starting any new business entities in any jurisdiction. And the companies are being STRIPPED from their control.
05:36 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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BREAKING: Evidence shows Trump had "final review" of fraudulent financial statements.

Yes, this was the Trump Organization -- not a PENNY moved around that company without Trump being in control of it. He ran it as a personal fiefdom. And he's personally liable for its fraud.
05:37 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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Anyone who cares about the continued existence of the United States of America should want Donald Trump to face justice swiftly.

He has SOLD OUT America at every opportunity.

He has risked the lives of our service members.

He doesn’t care about anyone other than himself.
09:44 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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BREAKING: Trump SURRENDERS to Michael Cohen, withdraws his $500 million lawsuit against Cohen — right before Trump was supposed to testify in a deposition under oath.

He conceded defeat rather than tell the truth and lose.
09:44 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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Tristan Snell
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The only reason Trump came to his NY AG trial this week was so he could delay his deposition in his case against Michael Cohen.

The deposition got moved to next Monday.

He couldn't get it moved again -- and he was afraid to testify.

So Trump has now withdrawn the case.
09:47 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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