I wrote a thing: "what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing" — in which Jesse Watters and Fox engage in a little jury tampering.
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10:52 AM - Apr 19, 2024
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 20 edition" — Donny Shitstain lets ’em rip, Nosferatu won’t zip his lip, and so much more ...
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11:31 AM - Apr 20, 2024
pro tip: if you cheered when insurrectionist fuckfaces used flagpoles to beat cops on January 6th, you don't get to whine about what kind of flags get waved inside Congress. seriously, sit this one out
06:41 PM - Apr 20, 2024
I wrote a thing: "flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain" — dozy dotard Donald Trump whines about his criminal trial, too.
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11:00 AM - Apr 21, 2024
imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that no member of your family will show up to support you at your trial for falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments to the woman with whom you cheated while your wife was at home with your newborn child
12:15 PM - Apr 22, 2024
I wrote a thing: "narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker" — scenes from a trial, Day Five.
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10:29 AM - Apr 23, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "frail old fuckface can’t stop whining" — scenes from a trial, Day Six.
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11:34 AM - Apr 24, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden" — and Rudy Colludy gets indicted ... again!
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10:53 AM - Apr 25, 2024
hey, here's Friday's post: "this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again." any sane SCOTUS would have quickly slapped Trump down.
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10:31 AM - Apr 26, 2024
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 27 edition" — Donny flips his wig, Bannon is a pig, and so much more ...
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11:09 AM - Apr 27, 2024
I wrote a thing: "the New York Times can piss up a rope" —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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10:45 AM - Apr 28, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "MAGA now hates Jim Jordan, and it’s fucking hilarious" — Shirt Sleeve Jimmy has a very bad weekend.
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11:24 AM - Apr 29, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "Kristi Noem just took her political future and shot it in the face" — and Kari Lake wears out her welcome at Motel-a-Lago.
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10:46 AM - Apr 30, 2024
I wrote a thing: "sundowning Grandpa Farticus claims ‘no one has ever had to sit for so long’" — demented Donald Trump keeps saying weird shit.
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11:17 AM - May 01, 2024
I wrote a thing: "snoring courtroom fart factory says wut?" — Donald Trump’s trial behavior is proof of dementia, says psychiatry prof.
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11:11 AM - May 02, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back"
Todd Blanche is the latest Trump lawyer to set his own reputation on fire.
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11:14 AM - May 03, 2024
it's Saturday and it's time for "this week in stupid: May 4 edition" — MAGA morons shit their pants, Jimmy Comer rants and rants, and so much more ...
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11:13 AM - May 04, 2024
Hahahahahaha. Just snorted my after dinner scotch through my nose. ✅✅😜😂
Evil Bunny Pottymouth @EvilBunnyIt's not what you think...06:27 PM - Apr 29, 2024
06:30 PM - Apr 29, 2024
In a sane country, a moron rapist conman traitor wouldn’t even be eligible to run for office.
06:35 PM - Apr 29, 2024
Joe Biden inherited an economy from Trump that had totally collapsed due to a global shut down, something that the world had never seen before. 3 years later, that same economy is fully reopened & the only fiscal ramification it faces is mild inflation. That's impressive. Kudos to Biden & his admin.
06:42 PM - Apr 29, 2024
I don't have time to read this, right now. After hearing a story about robots, on @wbur , I will add: robot mechanics. Someone needs to know how to fix the future. Cuz, the future is already here.
Nefarious Newt @NefariousNewtThis is a hopeful sign, if we want to restore the Middle Class.09:13 AM - Apr 22, 2024
09:26 AM - Apr 22, 2024
Newt Gingrich
The Tea Party
Sarah Palin
Marjorie Taylor Greene
The lineage
The Tea Party
Sarah Palin
Marjorie Taylor Greene
The lineage
08:06 AM - Apr 22, 2024
For us Gen X-ers, we've known about TFG's criminal behavior for many, many years. He thought he could get away with this very behavior by becoming the most powerful person in this country. He was mistaken.
lm law @lm09:55 AM - Apr 22, 2024
10:08 AM - Apr 22, 2024
I wrote a thing: "everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene" — why does #MoscowMarge care about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? because Putin does, too.
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10:44 AM - Apr 22, 2024
LOL good
04:36 PM - Apr 19, 2024