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I just saw a Cybertruck in the wild. They're every bit as ugly in person as they are in the promotional photos.
03:43 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Le sigh. 😞

My PS4 really showed its age today. Got to a graphically intensive base and it just kept crashing. We couldn't even get halfway through the first base.

Have to figure out what I can do to earn enough to replace it with a PS5. Options are limited at this point.
01:02 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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#7 forgot her wallet this morning. My sister asked me to drop off lunch money for her.

I messaged #7 and asked -

M: Do you want the money for icky cafeteria food or Cincinnati Chili or a rice bowl with chicken and veggies?
#7 : the money please.

M: How are you my niece? 😑
11:38 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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Look at that pay rate! 🤣

Other postings for jobs of similar level are offering double that amount. 🤣🤣
09:43 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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I'm home.

Soaking in a hot bath.

Listening to Siouxie and the Banshees.

Plotting how to burn as many familial bridges as possible.
12:06 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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#ProjectPetty update:

I found out fuckface is subletting his apartment.

I called the complex and asked if they allowed that. The woman was VERY adamant that they do not allow that.

He wants to keep playing with me? I'll get him evicted and won't lose a wink of sleep.
11:46 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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The Good Cousin I'll be staying with and I have a dilemma:

I'm deathly allergic to Tide

She's allergic to ALL

Wanna guess what detergent each of us uses?
10:09 AM - Mar 31, 2024
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Kimberlee (Kimbrûlée) @Firegoddess
Leg of Lamb With Garlic and Rosemary #SpoutibleCooks #RecipesOfSpoutible #SpoutibleFoodies
09:46 AM - Mar 31, 2024
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These are the feet of two Covid deniers.

The one on the left shook her head after I coughed (masked) and said something to the other.

I yelled out "I HAVE A RESISTANT STRAIN OF TUBERCULOSIS BECAUSE COVID LEFT ME IMMUNOCOMPROMISED!"

They moved away real fast.
12:29 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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Am I ready to beat someone in line at the Costco gas station?

Yes.

Yes I am.
03:12 PM - Mar 29, 2024
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Toiletries: packed
Clothes: in the laundry
New tires: on the car
Streaming equipment: pack in the morning
Cat supplies: get in the morning

Heading to Arkansas tomorrow night. It's a gross, hateful drive from Arizona, so half of it will be done at night.

This'll be interesting.
12:13 AM - Mar 29, 2024
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The Muppet Movie soundtrack was the first.

The parent and the sperm donor had a good sized record collection, so between that and the library, I didn't want for albums of my own. LOL
Puckarama @Puckarama
This very album was the first album I bought with my own money, sometime in the mid-70s. I had bought 45s but this was my first LP!

So, how about you - what was the first full-length album(vinyl/8-track/cassette/CD) that you bought for yourself??
@blackcatprose @topher_ruggles @rosiegirl1957
09:30 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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I guess not enough people showed up to the $800,000+ a plate dinner 🍊💩 held to help pay the money due tomorrow morning.
09:44 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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You know, a base level of accessibility standards in #knitting pattern writing would be beneficial to a whole bunch of people.🤦‍♂️

If you jumble 8 decrease rows into one paragraph and the number of rows and decreases varies based on the size you're making, it's confusing as hell!
11:32 AM - Mar 24, 2024 (Edited)
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The demon child just pissed on my bed.

While I was laying in it.

Just stared me dead in the eye, and pissed.

And then got mad at me for punting him off the bed.

Doing laundry in the middle of the night. One of my favorite activities.
01:40 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Do you ever have one of those projects that start off really great, but there's one part that you just can't seem to get right? You redo that part over and over again, and it's still wrong?

I'm ready to chuck this pattern, frog the entire thing, and put the yarn away.
01:32 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Candace Owens is getting dragged all around these internet streets, for begging for money like 🍊💩.

Her net worth is $5 million.

Her husbands net worth is $180 million.
06:47 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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#KnittingProblems I'm banging my head against the wall over a stupid mistake that I shouldn't have made. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Can you spot the mistake? It's a tough one.
11:38 AM - Mar 21, 2024
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I've been awoken by the most intense pain in my leg down around my calf. It's not tender, there's no bruising, and I can't put my weight on it.

What in the fuck is THIS about?!?!
06:39 AM - Mar 20, 2024
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This was my first time meeting this cousin. We're definitely related. 🤣 She's my favorite outta the bunch.
12:50 PM - Mar 16, 2024
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I slept for a solid 8 hours last night without medicinal help, for the first time in 3 or 4 years.

That's a pretty big accomplishment considering the 24/7 drama this family produces.
10:53 AM - Mar 16, 2024
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I mean...
Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense @knitquiltsewst1
08:35 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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To do:

-Car ❌
-Clothes ✅
-Noisy adult video to play behind closed door ✅

It's all coming together. 🤭
02:56 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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Anyone in the Phoenix area want to park their car in front of my house for a few days next week?

Serious request. 🤭 I need it for VERY petty purposes.
11:40 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
It's potato chip time!
07:11 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Well this blows. 😞

We've tilted just enough that I have no shade to sit and drink my tea on the stoop. The sun is head on and too bright.
10:01 AM - Mar 10, 2024
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Y'all have fun! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We're just gonna be over here like....
10:34 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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A proper thunderstorm?

Oh how I've missed these!!
08:39 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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Lady Bunny going after RuPaul over his fracking investments? 🤭
01:49 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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Shove that border bill down their fuckin throats!!
10:08 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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