Let's not forget that Barack Obama also lost his grandmother who helped raise him, just days before he won the presidency. It's no wonder Michelle's mom stepped in. That man needed a mama. A good mom recognizes that when she sees it.
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Patricia Teter @ArtfulPuck❤️❤️❤️❤️09:12 PM - May 31, 2024![Paraphrasing from Michelle Obama's
"Becoming" book
She asked her Mom why she was holding Barack's hand on election night
"His father left when he was 2. He lost his mother to cancer. He was moments away from becoming leader of the free world with no parents. So I took his hand"]()
10:40 PM - May 31, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are rapists, some are convicts, and some, I guess will try to assassinate you
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
06:43 PM - May 30, 2024
There are Democrats in Texas.
There are Democrats in Florida.
There are Democrats in Alabama.
There are Democrats in Arkansas.
There are Democrats in Tennessee.
Stop trying to make them out to be "stupid," and HELP THEM.
There are Democrats in Florida.
There are Democrats in Alabama.
There are Democrats in Arkansas.
There are Democrats in Tennessee.
Stop trying to make them out to be "stupid," and HELP THEM.
09:41 AM - Feb 19, 2024
For anyone who mainly reads spouts instead of spouting, my first spout was a photo of broccoli and now I run a banned book club, so take the leap if you want to and who knows where it will lead.
07:02 PM - Jan 12, 2024
Please allow me to brag. I have lost 45 lbs this year (last 12 months) and as of today, my doctor cut my blood pressure medicine to a quarter of what it was last summer. 😇
05:20 PM - Jan 09, 2024
This is an old video of me trying to recreate the scene in Get Out where the dude run and suddenly turns 90 degrees and keeps running. My daughter filmed it. It’s a miracle I didn’t break my patella.
08:33 PM - Dec 17, 2023
The people who are choosing Putin and Orban over Zelensky
Are the same types of people who chose Hitler and Mussolini over Churchill
Are the same types of people who chose Hitler and Mussolini over Churchill
12:07 PM - Dec 12, 2023
I also happen to think that even a current president should not be immune from prosecution — but there is ZERO question that immunity does not attach to former presidents.
08:02 PM - Dec 02, 2023
Just to let you know, am still here. There is just nothing really worth commenting on. I will be posting when something happens of relevance. I have not forsaken you :-)
11:40 AM - Nov 25, 2023
BTW a word about our old digital home, Twitter. Space Karen keeps fucking up that shithole Xcrement whatever he calls our X. After losing 15% of users & half of revenues in his first year, he just angered a series of major advertisers like IBM, Lionsgate, Apple etc. Elmo is the Eric Trump of tech
07:13 AM - Nov 18, 2023
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
#SpoutingClassics #AnythingGoes
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
#SpoutingClassics #AnythingGoes
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk (Official Music Video) - YouTube
The official music video for Fleetwood Mac - "Tusk" from the 1979 album "Tusk". The new Fleetwood Mac collection '50 Years – Don’t Stop' is available now. Ge...
01:57 PM - Nov 18, 2023
Please do it. Let them know we’re not buying what they’re selling.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyWatching pundits try to spin the Democrats' Election Day victories as a negative for Biden is comedy gold. They are not serious people. I am considering recording an impromptu "podcast" on this topic.12:37 PM - Nov 09, 2023![Picture]()
12:42 PM - Nov 09, 2023
TV Guide
3 PM
As The Rat Turns
America's favorite daytime soap returns. Here is the part where Entitlement Barbie rats out her Daddy. In afternoon session comes Ivanka's first testimony of the day where Princess Lapdance implicates Trump for the fraud involved at the business. In court, under oath.
3 PM
As The Rat Turns
America's favorite daytime soap returns. Here is the part where Entitlement Barbie rats out her Daddy. In afternoon session comes Ivanka's first testimony of the day where Princess Lapdance implicates Trump for the fraud involved at the business. In court, under oath.
02:58 PM - Nov 08, 2023
Trump should not be a viable candidate.
It's time to be honest about why he is. It has zero to do w/Biden.
Polls aren't tight because there's a problem with Biden. The problem is our failure to address the issue of media, grifters, those who need a "tight race" to make $.
It's time to be honest about why he is. It has zero to do w/Biden.
Polls aren't tight because there's a problem with Biden. The problem is our failure to address the issue of media, grifters, those who need a "tight race" to make $.
09:36 AM - Nov 07, 2023
Ok, I do need to comment on Beavis & Butthead in court. I'll use analogy of speeding
JUDGE: You were caught speeding, doing 50 miles per hour in 30 mph speed limit zone
JR: Yes, but your honor, that is how fast I always drive at that point
ERIC: Yes, but your honor, I was only 26 years old
JUDGE: You were caught speeding, doing 50 miles per hour in 30 mph speed limit zone
JR: Yes, but your honor, that is how fast I always drive at that point
ERIC: Yes, but your honor, I was only 26 years old
05:09 AM - Nov 03, 2023
TRUMP LEGAL DREAM TEAM
Giuliani: moron
Eastman: shortly disbarred moron
Lin Wood: self-disbarred moron
Todd Blanche: little fucker moron
Kraken Lady: flipping lunatic
Jeffrey Clark: moron without pants
John Lauron-moron: imbecile
Jenna Ellis: flipping fart-sniffing moron
Alina Habba-Dabba-Do: idiot
Giuliani: moron
Eastman: shortly disbarred moron
Lin Wood: self-disbarred moron
Todd Blanche: little fucker moron
Kraken Lady: flipping lunatic
Jeffrey Clark: moron without pants
John Lauron-moron: imbecile
Jenna Ellis: flipping fart-sniffing moron
Alina Habba-Dabba-Do: idiot
05:31 AM - Nov 03, 2023
Again, as I am only figuring out how to do this all, o n these 3 services Spoutible, Post and Mastodon, I will not decorate this 'Thread Substitute' with my cutesy jokesy illustrations
But I think you'll like this. We are doing.. Ivanka :-)
But I think you'll like this. We are doing.. Ivanka :-)
01:47 PM - Oct 27, 2023
This Day In Kraken
The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper is now stating in multiple media that she was 'extorted' to plead guilty in Georgia
This could be used to revoke her plea bargain. It ALREADY produced desired effect (Chesebro & Jenna Ellis flipped). Toss her ass into Georgia prison for 5 years
The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper is now stating in multiple media that she was 'extorted' to plead guilty in Georgia
This could be used to revoke her plea bargain. It ALREADY produced desired effect (Chesebro & Jenna Ellis flipped). Toss her ass into Georgia prison for 5 years
05:51 PM - Oct 26, 2023
Personal update. It is now a week since I made my move from Xcrement X Twitter to here, Spoutible, Post and Mastodon. I am working hard to follow you all back, am at about 80% follow-back. I have started this week to respond to a few of you, that will also increase as I learn these systems
06:05 PM - Oct 26, 2023
Only followers of this user (FruitFacedFruitKace) can see their posts
Apparently in Georgia, Judge is in courtroom, they are ready for jury selection, but both Chesebro and DA attorneys are not there. They are still in negotiations for Brother Velveeta's plea bargain. I hope Fani won't let Kenny McCheddar out without any prison time (like Kraken Lady deal)
11:24 AM - Oct 20, 2023
Ohio's Ranking Disgrace, Co-Chair of Republican Party's Teen-Rapist Caucus, Gym Jordan (Q Assholistan) the notorious legislative terrorist & insurrectionst has lost MORE of his support for Weaker of the House. Will end with less than 198
11:38 AM - Oct 20, 2023
(If were still back on Twitter, today is the kind of day I would want Palmer's Day So Far - Kraken Lady flips against Trump, Gym Jordan loses bid for Weaker of the House and now this, Weisselberg caught hiding incriminating evidence in discover)
01:47 PM - Oct 19, 2023
Twitter is a total disaster. If it survives until next year, it's going to be an absolute shitshow during the election
06:37 PM - Oct 09, 2023
02:15 PM - Oct 10, 2023
To all of you here. Nice to see you again! You STILL are my Tweeps, regardless of what Elmo did with his Xcrement. We will have a good time, we will celebrate together the downfall of Harry Hezbollah of Helsinki, the Trumpomobster. We will find a new home, you will always be my Tweeps :-)
11:12 AM - Oct 18, 2023
