Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

UPDATE FROM DANCING WITH THE STARS

The judges for the Paso Doble are brutal on weak performance of alleged dancer Todd Blanche

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(sorry, I may have tuned into the judging of the Eurovision song contest, that was points from Belgium)

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12:15 PM - May 16, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Maybe Roger Stone's eyesight is so bad, he cannot tell difference between Rod Stewart and Donald Von Shitzenpants?

10:33 AM - May 14, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

And yes. As The Orange Turd formerly known as Von Shitzenpants was spewing vicious magababble in Jersey, Trump managed of course a new vocabulary malfunction

He now confuses the oldest living US President, Jimmy

CARTER

with some tennis dude, Jimmy

CONNORS

Trumpo is very far into his dementia

12:22 PM - May 12, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Hey Trump, how was that legal rule from the OJ trial?

If the condom fits, you must acquit?

02:27 PM - May 07, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

And of those fake polls, yes Michael Cohen was doing this in the 2016 election polling cycle, and of course Trump has now an army of fake pollsters doing it for 2024 election cycle

Red Finch was the entity that Michael Cohen used to pay for fake polls to change the perception of polling averages

12:51 PM - May 06, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Oh-oh? Defendant Trump, also now known as Von Shitz-In-Pants (hardly an improvement over Fartsy McSleepy in my mind, what was Todd Blank Stare doing?) had called for his mighty maga army to show up and protest his criminal trial on manhattan

The Maga protest HAS arrived. The mighty is
[counts]

one

02:35 PM - May 02, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Ah yes, thanks. The God of Dogs, Snoopy is now writing a heavenly tribute to me.. It was a Stormy and HatRatty night...

02:38 PM - Apr 30, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Very good. Now which of those is the BIGGEST criminal, ie most crimes committed (consider counting how many felonies they got up onto their rap sheets). So I'd like you to only give one name as your answer to this quiz...

06:11 PM - Apr 28, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Very good. Now which of those is the BIGGEST criminal, ie most crimes committed (consider counting how many felonies they got up onto their rap sheets). So I'd like you to only give one name as your answer to this quiz...

06:11 PM - Apr 28, 2024

Beth Snodderly @BethSnodderly

I just moved over here from Post, and it looks like next week we'll be able to re-post some of our stuff here from there. Anyone on here I already know from Post ?

01:01 PM - Apr 19, 2024

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose

And add to that equation the almost exclusively white, often billionaire owners of news companies whose unspoken goal is maintaining their power & privilege...

02:28 PM - Apr 21, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

ROTFLMAO
am DED

Via my friend and follower Randy Dyck at Mastodon

(Trump farting on Manhattan in Judge Merchan court)

01:33 PM - Apr 20, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

After Trump & Judge Merchan, Marx Brothers movies present the long-lost sequel to their hit A NIGHT AT THE COURTHOUSE:

A DAY AT THE DOG TRAINER

Sit, Trumpo. Sit. Sit. Sit, Trumpo. Sit. Sit, Trumpo

Good boy!

Sit. Sit Trumpo. Sit. Sit. Sit, Trumpo. Trumpo, sit! Sit

Good boy!

Give paw, Trumpo

01:26 PM - Apr 20, 2024

✨Witchy Woman✨ @wicked_wiccan76

#DanceParty

08:39 PM - Apr 19, 2024

Beth Dee @BethDee0429

Hello Spoutible community. I’ve just washed up from Post. I’m a liberal, coconut-loving mermaid living on the coast of Massachusetts. I’d love to connect with fellow Post refugees and others who appreciate the weird, wise, and whimsical.

03:17 PM - Apr 19, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

And today we are 5 weeks from the day we can change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump

Five weeks. The Jury has been selected on Manhattan, Monday we get opening statements

Five weeks from today Friday, we can expect a unanimous jury verdict: "Guilty as charged"

02:20 PM - Apr 19, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

Also I believe 'attorney' Alina Habba Dabba do contract was also a money launder vehicle

02:18 PM - Apr 16, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

DJ Tommy T interrupts this nap by Defendant Trump over at his Manhattan criminal trial with Judge Merchan, to inform all insomniacs & failed Bible salesmen that today's theme song is:

NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN
Beastie Boys
Play this loud and dance!
https://www.youtube.com/wa...

Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn (Official Music Video) - YouTube

REMASTERED IN HD!Check out the story behind ‘Licensed To III’ here: https://www.udiscovermusic.com/stories/licensed-to-ill-beastie-boys-album/Listen to more ...

01:33 PM - Apr 15, 2024

raised by wölves @WolfePNW

Tell me you were born in the 60s without telling me you were born on the 60s.

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07:51 PM - Apr 10, 2024

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Tomi T Ahonen Is A Paranormal Possum @tomiahonen

In this horriffic issue against Repulsicans for Nov 2024, abortion - their TOP OF THE TICKET is the guy who DID IT

They CANNOT escape this fury from the voters

And worse

of course Trump makes it worse

Trump declares boldly "I did that, I killed Wade"

He is actively sinking their Titanic

01:47 AM - Apr 09, 2024

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Dave @opusworks

Every vote cast against the orange madness powers Liberty like…

03:06 PM - Apr 05, 2024