HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And in the eternal battle of Defendant Trump, TOT* Von Shitzenpants vs his slightly less insane attorneys... the attorneys still have not found victory. They still are afraid, Von Shitzenpants might testify, after all
* The Orange Turd
And in the eternal battle of Defendant Trump, TOT* Von Shitzenpants vs his slightly less insane attorneys... the attorneys still have not found victory. They still are afraid, Von Shitzenpants might testify, after all
* The Orange Turd
04:31 PM - May 16, 2024
And then for the counter-view to my calendar 'extension'
This trial may end TUESDAY of NEXT WEEK (in FIVE days)
Trump team says they have 1 witness (Smith) and maybe other witness/es who will all be done during Monday !
So closing statements for TUESDAY next week
This trial may end TUESDAY of NEXT WEEK (in FIVE days)
Trump team says they have 1 witness (Smith) and maybe other witness/es who will all be done during Monday !
So closing statements for TUESDAY next week
04:27 PM - May 16, 2024
NOW FOR THE BOVINE REPORT
Judge Merchan reads his previous ruling in limine. Says the ruling remains. Even after the massive theatrics this morning and Trump Legal Clown and alleged attorney Emil Bove shitting again on previous mounds of bullshit, the ruling stands for Monday
Judge Merchan reads his previous ruling in limine. Says the ruling remains. Even after the massive theatrics this morning and Trump Legal Clown and alleged attorney Emil Bove shitting again on previous mounds of bullshit, the ruling stands for Monday
04:19 PM - May 16, 2024
Note this is something Trump team tried before, it was denied. They of course now try again. There is very little lee-way they have, they want to expand that. Let's see how this plays
04:09 PM - May 16, 2024
After jury is dismissed, Judge Merchan is holding a discussion with attorneys about Trump team witness(es) and testimony. Trump team wants to bring in some expert witness Brad Smith to tell jurors that what Trump did was not a federal election crime (David Pecker/National Enquirer coordination etc)
04:08 PM - May 16, 2024
And to clarify, there is some mystery witness that Trump team vehemently demanded they want to bring in, whom the judge wanted to fit so, that trial next week would also happen on Wednesday, but because of jury conflict, no trial Wednesday
That means MY estimate for this trial end moves back 5 days
That means MY estimate for this trial end moves back 5 days
04:02 PM - May 16, 2024
Oh? That was fast. A few questions in, and the judge ended today's cross-examination. Jury is sent home. Friday is no court. Michael Cohen will return on Monday morning for the end of Todd Blanche's cross-examination, and then if DA wants to have any re-direct. Then come Trump's witness(es)
04:00 PM - May 16, 2024
(we interrupt this sillyness by your T Dawg, as the courtroom is back in progress for final segment of Todd Blanche cross-examining Michael Cohen)
03:53 PM - May 16, 2024
Me, personally? I want to see what the hell was Todd Blabber thinking about, when he promised we get some of those recordings of Michael of some journalist?
This could be the ultimate clown show of the Eric Trump of Giulianis, the Insanity of Hannity of Alina Habba Dabba Dos
Show me, Todd Blanche!
This could be the ultimate clown show of the Eric Trump of Giulianis, the Insanity of Hannity of Alina Habba Dabba Dos
Show me, Todd Blanche!
03:52 PM - May 16, 2024
It is CERTAINLY possible, plausible, that there is a grand plan, and all this past cross-examination with Michael Cohen by Todd Blanche has been a prelude, and there is a magnificent masterstroke of final questions that will deliver victory for the Trump team, but seriously, Todd is not that dude
03:50 PM - May 16, 2024
If you remember how bad Alina Habba Dabba Do was, that got her fired... Todd Blanche with Michael Cohen cross-examination has been worse
Todd has LET Michael Cohen DAMAGE his client MORE than what Michael did in original direct examination
Todd EVEN showed the judge his own frustration (jury saw)
Todd has LET Michael Cohen DAMAGE his client MORE than what Michael did in original direct examination
Todd EVEN showed the judge his own frustration (jury saw)
03:48 PM - May 16, 2024
Inside NFL part 4
So after some exchanges, Todd Blanche did get some points on Michael Cohen, but rather than bank those points, rather than move on, he pushed too far, Michael Cohen noticed what Todd was doing, and demolished THAT line of questioning, such as succesfully blaming it on.. TRUMP
So after some exchanges, Todd Blanche did get some points on Michael Cohen, but rather than bank those points, rather than move on, he pushed too far, Michael Cohen noticed what Todd was doing, and demolished THAT line of questioning, such as succesfully blaming it on.. TRUMP
03:46 PM - May 16, 2024
Susan Necheles who failed to significantly damage the testimony of Stormy Daniels did a FAR stronger job than Todd Blanche now against Michael Cohen
Todd has continuously made this jury hate him more. And hate Trump his client more. Jury really does not like him
And Michael Cohen.. endears himself
Todd has continuously made this jury hate him more. And hate Trump his client more. Jury really does not like him
And Michael Cohen.. endears himself
03:44 PM - May 16, 2024
Madden Football part 2
So right at the START of his cross-examination, Todd Blanche failed, systematically, his commencement had FOUR successive objections that were all sustained
He never recovered his balance. His opening today was a disaster. When he came from lunch, he had to fix his own mess
So right at the START of his cross-examination, Todd Blanche failed, systematically, his commencement had FOUR successive objections that were all sustained
He never recovered his balance. His opening today was a disaster. When he came from lunch, he had to fix his own mess
03:42 PM - May 16, 2024
NFL INSIDE FOOTBALL
So Coach Madden gives the analysis of Quarterback Todd Blanche, sacked 11 times with his team down 3-49 before the final quarter of the game
Blanche had 5 key pauses to drive ONE important point to jury minds, into the break. He failed EACH of 5 times
He STARTED by failing
So Coach Madden gives the analysis of Quarterback Todd Blanche, sacked 11 times with his team down 3-49 before the final quarter of the game
Blanche had 5 key pauses to drive ONE important point to jury minds, into the break. He failed EACH of 5 times
He STARTED by failing
03:41 PM - May 16, 2024
Remember, as always, the prosecutor will next get to ask redirect questions of Michael Cohen, after this marathon fumbling by Todd Blecch has finally and mercifully come to a close. If they feel there is anything they still want to clarify. I expect their redirect will be short and sweet
03:26 PM - May 16, 2024
Todd Blah has several times raised the expectation of the juryh (and us) that he has some bombshell that will 'get' Michael. At least one was a dud, he had to 'fix'. And Todd promised we'd get to Michael recording .... journalists (WTF?) ... so let's see what the final hour or so will give us
03:24 PM - May 16, 2024
But the Trump 'defense' team DOES have something, somewhat of a surprise, planned for next week as their witness for the defense. It was the subject of heated argument Thursday morning before jury brought in. It will be a witness. This Michael Cohen cross-examination MAY be a lead into that witness
03:22 PM - May 16, 2024
Final afternoon break
This past maybe 6 hours total in the courtroom Todd Blanche vs Michael Cohen since Tuesday afternoon has been remarkably weak. What Todd has gained, VERY mild bruising on Michael. What Todd lost - several times Michael managed to hit Trump in ways not yet said in this court
This past maybe 6 hours total in the courtroom Todd Blanche vs Michael Cohen since Tuesday afternoon has been remarkably weak. What Todd has gained, VERY mild bruising on Michael. What Todd lost - several times Michael managed to hit Trump in ways not yet said in this court
03:20 PM - May 16, 2024
So
Trump is on trial for 34 criminal felonies of financial fraud
Trump 'attorney' Todd Blanche is asking about Michael Cohen habit of recording his conversations
..with
JOURNALISTS?
Media are not on trial
Cohen is not on trial
Trump is on trial
This is what Todd is doing with his precious time
Trump is on trial for 34 criminal felonies of financial fraud
Trump 'attorney' Todd Blanche is asking about Michael Cohen habit of recording his conversations
..with
JOURNALISTS?
Media are not on trial
Cohen is not on trial
Trump is on trial
This is what Todd is doing with his precious time
02:50 PM - May 16, 2024
ROTFLMAO
Todd Blank Stare is NOT prepared
Michael Cohen IS prepared
I think this basketball game score is currently
Idiots 6
Michael Cohen 72
Las Vegas has stopped taking bets on this catastrophe
Todd Blank Stare is NOT prepared
Michael Cohen IS prepared
I think this basketball game score is currently
Idiots 6
Michael Cohen 72
Las Vegas has stopped taking bets on this catastrophe
02:41 PM - May 16, 2024
They are back in the Trump criminal trial courtroom after lunch for the last parts of Todd Blank Stare's cross-examination of Michael Cohen & right off the bat, Todd has to clean up his morning mess. Not going well. He still has a couple of hours to make things even worse for his client.. stay tuned
02:35 PM - May 16, 2024
Also let's be very clear
Trump paid $2 million to his accountant Allen Weisselberg to come tell lies to protect Trump under oath, in court
Of course Trump is willing to pay his bodyguard Schiller half a million to come testify under oath to this court with some lies about that call with Michael
Trump paid $2 million to his accountant Allen Weisselberg to come tell lies to protect Trump under oath, in court
Of course Trump is willing to pay his bodyguard Schiller half a million to come testify under oath to this court with some lies about that call with Michael
02:06 PM - May 16, 2024
Basic rule of cross-examination
the side who loses their temper has automatically lost the argument
Not only did Michael Cohen keep his composure (so far, still one afternoon to go)
Trump alleged attorney Todd Blanche has repeatedly shown he is out of his depth, even raising his voice. Jury knows
the side who loses their temper has automatically lost the argument
Not only did Michael Cohen keep his composure (so far, still one afternoon to go)
Trump alleged attorney Todd Blanche has repeatedly shown he is out of his depth, even raising his voice. Jury knows
01:47 PM - May 16, 2024
Mr Jeffrey Clark, please put on your pants! This is a courthouse
01:35 PM - May 16, 2024
Comment on jury
Jury will TOTALLY get it that Michael Cohen wanted justice for Trump - because it was Trump's crime which sent Michael to prison
EVERYONE in that situation wants the same
Is Michael gleeful for Trump's predicatment today? Of course he is, and so would EVERYBODY in that jury
Jury will TOTALLY get it that Michael Cohen wanted justice for Trump - because it was Trump's crime which sent Michael to prison
EVERYONE in that situation wants the same
Is Michael gleeful for Trump's predicatment today? Of course he is, and so would EVERYBODY in that jury
01:33 PM - May 16, 2024
This makes sense
Trump defense team was blindsighted by THEIR OWN CLIENT. Trump did not bother to tell his own lawyers the truth, but forced them to defend him. So now lawyers found something devastating in Michael Cohen's testimony they SHOULD have known. and now are desperately trying anything..
Trump defense team was blindsighted by THEIR OWN CLIENT. Trump did not bother to tell his own lawyers the truth, but forced them to defend him. So now lawyers found something devastating in Michael Cohen's testimony they SHOULD have known. and now are desperately trying anything..
12:56 PM - May 16, 2024
So the ONLY purpose of ALL the cross-examination of Michael Cohen so far in about a day of testimony from Tuesday afternoon and Thursday morning - has been Trump demanding revenge
And as long as Michael Cohen remains calm on the stand, Michael is winning & Todd Blanche is losing
I'm ok with that
And as long as Michael Cohen remains calm on the stand, Michael is winning & Todd Blanche is losing
I'm ok with that
12:46 PM - May 16, 2024
Remember, NONE of the criminal case against Trump HINGES on Michael Cohen testimony
ALL of the crime was ALREADY proven, independently, by other witnesses, by Trump personal signatures, by Trump statements, and even Trump in his OWN VOICE in recordings
So discrediting Michael won't save Trump
ALL of the crime was ALREADY proven, independently, by other witnesses, by Trump personal signatures, by Trump statements, and even Trump in his OWN VOICE in recordings
So discrediting Michael won't save Trump
12:44 PM - May 16, 2024
