And Mercedes Boy, Captain Shoe Donald Elvis Jesus Trump loses his first primary race of the season to Nikki Haley. Nikki of course has no chance to win the nomination but is causing a lot of frustration to the ole Trumpo..
09:59 AM - Mar 04, 2024
In ten DAYS Trump has to pay $83.9 million to E Jean Carroll. If he has not paid (or paid even more to appeal) then she can take his stuff
And look! Another ten! It is exactly ten WEEKS to when Defendant Trump becomes CONVICTED FELON Trump. His Manhattan criminal trial jury verdict due about 10 May
And look! Another ten! It is exactly ten WEEKS to when Defendant Trump becomes CONVICTED FELON Trump. His Manhattan criminal trial jury verdict due about 10 May
05:45 PM - Mar 01, 2024
TomiAhonen Almanac:
Mercedes Boy, Donald Elvis Jesus Trump, the nation's Captain Shoe, is having his
ANNUS HORRIBILUS*
JANUARY 2024 was worst month in Trump's life
FEBRUARY 2024 was worse
MARCH 2024 will be even worse still
* as distinct from his Anus Horribilus**
** source of that nasty odor
Mercedes Boy, Donald Elvis Jesus Trump, the nation's Captain Shoe, is having his
ANNUS HORRIBILUS*
JANUARY 2024 was worst month in Trump's life
FEBRUARY 2024 was worse
MARCH 2024 will be even worse still
* as distinct from his Anus Horribilus**
** source of that nasty odor
11:30 AM - Mar 01, 2024
Then there is this from Bobo the Caucus Clown
It is Republican Family* Values
In unrelated news, the NRA has sent a fax, that after they lost in New York, they can not afford to send any thoughts & prayers
* The Republican-to-English Dictionary reveals that 'family' in Magaspeak means 'criminal'
It is Republican Family* Values
In unrelated news, the NRA has sent a fax, that after they lost in New York, they can not afford to send any thoughts & prayers
* The Republican-to-English Dictionary reveals that 'family' in Magaspeak means 'criminal'
09:51 AM - Mar 01, 2024
Karma is a bitch, Trumpo!!!
THAT WAS FAST. NY Appeals Court took a look at Trump begging that for his $455M fraud, he should not post what NY law requires but rather only post $100M
They said no, fuck off, you asshole. Pay it all or forget about your appeal, Mercedes Boy. Go sell some ugly shoes
THAT WAS FAST. NY Appeals Court took a look at Trump begging that for his $455M fraud, he should not post what NY law requires but rather only post $100M
They said no, fuck off, you asshole. Pay it all or forget about your appeal, Mercedes Boy. Go sell some ugly shoes
04:34 PM - Feb 28, 2024
In all, today. It is a big day to celebrate. The ruling on Trump desperate appeal to please let me pay only a fifth of the crime I committed while I try to appeal this.. was denied. Inside a few hours. Trump is going bankrupt
SCOTUS is a bit bitter yes, but only a delay
This is still BIG WIN day
SCOTUS is a bit bitter yes, but only a delay
This is still BIG WIN day
08:32 PM - Feb 28, 2024
TRUMPOMATH
Now that New York Appeals Court has shot down the Trump desperate ploy to pay a tiny fraction of what the NY law requires, Trump has four options on Engoron
Each are bad. Each are expensive. Here are his 4 options. Don't forget E Jean Carroll millions come on top of this Trumpomath
Now that New York Appeals Court has shot down the Trump desperate ploy to pay a tiny fraction of what the NY law requires, Trump has four options on Engoron
Each are bad. Each are expensive. Here are his 4 options. Don't forget E Jean Carroll millions come on top of this Trumpomath
09:16 PM - Feb 28, 2024
I want to talk a bit about the good Sir Kenneth of Ilchester. Brother Velveeta was caught yesterday having lied under oath when Kenny McCheddar was testifying about Trumpomobster Jan 6 crimes in Michigan, for his plea bargain
Now Chesebro will end up in prison in MI instead. What do we learn?
Now Chesebro will end up in prison in MI instead. What do we learn?
10:05 AM - Feb 27, 2024
So I've been covering the #Ratbingo Grand #Flippathon for over 3 years. There is LATE strategy for all LOSERS in Rat Bingo
It is to rat-fuck the 'fucking bastards' who got the sweet deals
EVERY one of Trumpomobsters has an 'insurance file' like Giuliani's. And they have recorded EVERYBODY ELSE
It is to rat-fuck the 'fucking bastards' who got the sweet deals
EVERY one of Trumpomobsters has an 'insurance file' like Giuliani's. And they have recorded EVERYBODY ELSE
10:09 AM - Feb 27, 2024
So Kenny McCheese? He was just ratfucked yesterday, & his plea bargain is now ruined. Glory be to Brother Velveeta!
He will not be the last failed flip. Marky Malarkey already failed by only getting federal deal, not Georgia deal
Weisselberg fucked himself failing his own plea bargain
stay tuned
He will not be the last failed flip. Marky Malarkey already failed by only getting federal deal, not Georgia deal
Weisselberg fucked himself failing his own plea bargain
stay tuned
10:13 AM - Feb 27, 2024
Then remember that money-laundering scheme Trump had with the DC Post Office that he turned into a 'hotel'. Then he sold his fraud-ridden lease on it to some Florida investors?
Every Trump business is corruption, results in destruction
That Florida business just defaulted on its loan
HAHAHAHAHA
Every Trump business is corruption, results in destruction
That Florida business just defaulted on its loan
HAHAHAHAHA
08:14 AM - Feb 27, 2024
And then there is that persistent myth, that Trump somehow escapes justice and is 'teflon'
BULLSHIT
Trump ALWAYS loses in court, he ALWAYS pays. He paid millions for fraud at Trump charity, he paid $25M for Trump Univ fraud etc etc
And now this? NY Times. Trump paid $400,000 the court ordered
BULLSHIT
Trump ALWAYS loses in court, he ALWAYS pays. He paid millions for fraud at Trump charity, he paid $25M for Trump Univ fraud etc etc
And now this? NY Times. Trump paid $400,000 the court ordered
08:17 AM - Feb 27, 2024
A little bit of clarifications, details, analysis & relevance on those 2 new items
"Trump paid NY Times $400,000" yes - but not Trump PERSONALLY of course. It is his CAMPAIGN who paid HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So it is Republican voters who funded Trump's lies, that he had to pay NY Times
"Trump paid NY Times $400,000" yes - but not Trump PERSONALLY of course. It is his CAMPAIGN who paid HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So it is Republican voters who funded Trump's lies, that he had to pay NY Times
08:20 AM - Feb 27, 2024
In bankruptcy the taxman always gets first dibs, taxes due are 'Non-disposable priority debt' and worse if Trump has engaged in any tax fraud (which he has)
The court judgments like E Jean Carroll are priority debts too. They will be paid as much as there are funds
After that typically come loans
The court judgments like E Jean Carroll are priority debts too. They will be paid as much as there are funds
After that typically come loans
09:02 AM - Feb 27, 2024
If Trump declares bankruptcy, he typically is allowed to keep a reasonable residence - not a palace like Mar-A-Lago. He will typically be allowed to keep 1 personal transport (used car) not jet airplane, etc. Trump will immediately go from Billionaire without stopping at Nillionaire to Debtonaire
09:00 AM - Feb 27, 2024
Trump's whole con artist scam is based on the carefully-crafted illusion that he is a 'successful' 'billionaire'. He is neither. He has never been either. And when Trump declares bankruptcy, MANY of those who believed in him will feel betrayed, and some will regret sending him money
09:06 AM - Feb 27, 2024
Over wkend we hit 'peak Trump' at CPAC. After forgotting name of his Slovenian Rental, calling her Mercedes..
Trumpo then declared he agrees with something Putin said - that President Biden also agrees with (!)
That Biden is best for America
Yes. Now we REALLY need to cheer the ole Trumpo
Songy?
Trumpo then declared he agrees with something Putin said - that President Biden also agrees with (!)
That Biden is best for America
Yes. Now we REALLY need to cheer the ole Trumpo
Songy?
09:28 AM - Feb 26, 2024
Obviously the news coverage of Trump pending bankruptcy is catastrophic for Trump not only politically but also FINANCIALLY. If Trump has creditors nervous about calling loans due, Trump needs urgently illusion he's solid financially & 'will appeal' - while NOT posting that bail
Will be fascinating
Will be fascinating
11:55 AM - Feb 26, 2024
On our count-down to Trump bankruptcy the following update
E Jean Carroll verdict $83 million is due in 15 days
Judge Engoron ruling $454 million is due in 28 days
Trump first criminal trial of his life starts in 30 days
Expected date of jury verdict 'guilty as charged' in 76 days
E Jean Carroll verdict $83 million is due in 15 days
Judge Engoron ruling $454 million is due in 28 days
Trump first criminal trial of his life starts in 30 days
Expected date of jury verdict 'guilty as charged' in 76 days
08:11 AM - Feb 24, 2024
Today is 2 year anniversary of date when Putin launched his invasion war into Ukraine
We cannot abandon or forget Ukraine in its struggle to kick out the Russians. Ukraine will prevail. Justice will prevail. All of Ukraine will be liberated
Slava Ukraini
Heroiam Slava
#SlavaUkraini #HeroiamSlava
We cannot abandon or forget Ukraine in its struggle to kick out the Russians. Ukraine will prevail. Justice will prevail. All of Ukraine will be liberated
Slava Ukraini
Heroiam Slava
#SlavaUkraini #HeroiamSlava
08:15 AM - Feb 24, 2024