I saw my first Cybertruck in the wild today, and it's fugly. There is nothing about it that's attractive, and the side panels look even more ridiculous IRL.
Elmo's test group must have been a bunch of 6 year olds.
Elmo's test group must have been a bunch of 6 year olds.
06:54 PM - Feb 21, 2024
We all know, of course, that Ron DeSantis is laser focused on meaningful legislation like...checks notes...disenfranchising voters, implementing overtly bigoted legislation, and using the word "woke" at least 11 times per sentence as a pejorative.
03:09 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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This should have happened in the US after 9/11. Instead, the media fawned over incompetent pendejos like Dubya, Cheney, & Giuliani.
The US media fails us every damn day.
https://talkingpointsmemo....
The US media fails us every damn day.
https://talkingpointsmemo....
11:28 AM - Oct 13, 2023
#Patriots are the worst scoring team in the NFL so far in 2023.
Nope, I never saw that coming 50 miles away. No, not at all.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Nope, I never saw that coming 50 miles away. No, not at all.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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BigFat Drunk @bigfatdrunk#Patriots are the third worst scoring team in the NFL this year. I need to get access to the DVOA rankings again, but I'd bet they are in the bottom five for ODVOA.08:13 PM - Oct 03, 2023
Way to go, BOB, WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#toldyouso
02:46 PM - Oct 09, 2023
#Patriots are the third worst scoring team in the NFL this year. I need to get access to the DVOA rankings again, but I'd bet they are in the bottom five for ODVOA.
Way to go, BOB, WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#toldyouso
Way to go, BOB, WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#toldyouso
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BigFat Drunk @bigfatdrunkAfter blogging about the #Texans and #nfl for ~20 years, my only takeaway is: never insult heroic mediocrity, a rule epitomized by BOB.
I've never seen a coach who understood less about the game on a weekly basis than BOB. He's a clueless dolt, yet oddly untouchable.
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08:13 PM - Oct 03, 2023
As somebody who has assisted in prosecuting bad people by doing forensics on computers (includes work for the FBI), I can say, w/o a doubt, that John Paul Mac Isaac's statements are gibberish and non-sensical. No chain of custody alone kills this
Gift article from the NYT: https://shorturl.at/forO7
Gift article from the NYT: https://shorturl.at/forO7
09:20 PM - Sep 26, 2023
I still tear up every time I see one of their videos. RIP, Daniel. Dammit. #spoutingclassics #newspoutingclassics
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https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Blue Velvet - Nané (NPR Tiny Desk Contest Entry 2020) - YouTube
Pre-Save Blue Velvet: https://ffm.to/bluevelvet.oydOut Friday, July 31st, 2020!"Blue Velvet" is about not taking yourself too seriously, having fun, and comi...
06:36 PM - Sep 22, 2023
It's great to see Mitt Romney retire so he can spend more quality time with his car elevators.
06:47 PM - Sep 14, 2023
We need to make sure we get Spoutible into the word cloud more than Twitter. #Spoutible
09:40 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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1a. Always be kind. Always. Getting angry with somebody who has dementia is futile and only makes the situation worse.
Be kind.
Be kind.
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08:06 PM - Sep 09, 2023
11 Threaded Spouts
Had some time driving my enby over to school just now and thought of a few things I wanted to say, directed at the prison rape jokes are funny gang.
I honestly never meant this to be about me or wanting sympathy. Thanks you all though for your kind messages. A thread of unknown legth coming.
I honestly never meant this to be about me or wanting sympathy. Thanks you all though for your kind messages. A thread of unknown legth coming.
08:21 PM - Sep 06, 2023
What an amazing day on Saturday!! I was promoted to Commander and I still can't hardly believe it!! Just wish my Mom and Dad were still here to see it 💔
09:22 PM - Sep 06, 2023
He's precariously balancing on the fine line between free speech and stochastic terrorism, and it will only take zealots committing violent acts inspired by his speech to push him into the void where no court in the land would let him get away with such incitement without consequences.
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Bad Hombre Resistor @BetaRayBobThis is a threat. Mike Huckabee just threatened the country with insurrection over a year before any ballots have been cast if his candidate doesn't win.06:19 PM - Sep 06, 2023
09:13 PM - Sep 06, 2023
In Tipp City, Ohio, School board member Anne Zakkour tells us who she is. 62 days till elections. School boards, and small local elections really matter.
08:18 PM - Sep 06, 2023
After blogging about the #Texans and #nfl for ~20 years, my only takeaway is: never insult heroic mediocrity, a rule epitomized by BOB.
I've never seen a coach who understood less about the game on a weekly basis than BOB. He's a clueless dolt, yet oddly untouchable.
Good luck, #Patriots fans!
I've never seen a coach who understood less about the game on a weekly basis than BOB. He's a clueless dolt, yet oddly untouchable.
Good luck, #Patriots fans!
12:08 PM - Sep 02, 2023
We've co-hosted a couple of fundraisers for Judge Guerra Gamble over the years. She's exceedingly bright, kind, and she's held in very high esteem by lawyers I know well.
I cannot wait to see her again to thank her.
I cannot wait to see her again to thank her.
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Nikki Norman @DarlinNikkiHoe, sit down!
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06:16 PM - Aug 30, 2023
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ALICE COOPER doesn't want men to look like women.
"Vincent Furnier" transitioned to "Alice Cooper" earning every dollar co-opting a typical female name, hair & makeup.
For decades, he used the men's room in the guise of a woman, and now he's worried a man will use the ladies' room. Wow.
"Vincent Furnier" transitioned to "Alice Cooper" earning every dollar co-opting a typical female name, hair & makeup.
For decades, he used the men's room in the guise of a woman, and now he's worried a man will use the ladies' room. Wow.
08:43 PM - Aug 25, 2023
“Rudy Giuliani was only able to do the damage that he did, whether in 1994 or 2020, because of the permissive-to-fawning treatment he consistently received from New York journalism.”
08:44 PM - Aug 25, 2023
Well, shit: my daughter has covid, and she probably got it at school.
Now what? Crap.
Now what? Crap.
01:29 PM - Aug 24, 2023
My father was born and raised in Mississippi. I thought his stories of how he was treated in the 50's and 60's by the whites were over exaggerated. Sorry Dad😢
#JusticeServed
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#JusticeServed
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03:28 PM - Aug 15, 2023
Personal note: Proud to be a resident of Fulton County Georgia ⚖️
Protip for outsiders: Our gerrymandered state legislators will change current laws in their next session (Mar-June ‘24) Do NOT trust any GA Republican
Protip for outsiders: Our gerrymandered state legislators will change current laws in their next session (Mar-June ‘24) Do NOT trust any GA Republican
11:26 AM - Aug 15, 2023
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I know it's childish, but I do love messing with text scammers. My responses are in blue.
07:18 PM - Aug 09, 2023
If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one.
If you don't believe in contraception, don't use it.
If you don't believe in same-sex relations, don't have any.
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, don't get one.
Leave everyone else alone.
#SeparationofChurchandState
If you don't believe in contraception, don't use it.
If you don't believe in same-sex relations, don't have any.
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, don't get one.
Leave everyone else alone.
#SeparationofChurchandState
08:29 PM - Aug 08, 2023
We gotta find a way to make this like International Day of Badass Black People. It should be a holiday. I should've had yesterday off work to celebrate.
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Joyful WarriorBear @JoyfulWarriorBearWOW! August 4th- Happy Birthday!!!
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