My brain all night, when it knows I have to get up early
02:08 AM - May 18, 2024
In response to Shawn Scott.
I’m #grateful for another day and that my loved one feels ok and ready for their medical procedure that could take 6 hours today. My kid and I will go watch the waves while that’s happening, so I’m also grateful for the beauty around us.
12:13 PM - May 15, 2024
Morning Spoutible. I woke up today nursing some mammoth resentments and I’m trying to turn my day around with some gratitude.
I’m grateful for work that pays me a nice living wage, my dogs, my friends, and my tool kit to overcome emotional challenges.
What are you grateful for today?
#gratitude
I’m grateful for work that pays me a nice living wage, my dogs, my friends, and my tool kit to overcome emotional challenges.
What are you grateful for today?
#gratitude
11:00 AM - May 15, 2024
Good morning, everyone! We added polls to Pods, fixed several annoying bugs, and we are releasing the latest version of Accuracy Alerts later today.
04:44 AM - May 14, 2024
Wat?
variety.com
Inside the Graphic 'A Man in Full' Finale: Tom Pelphrey on Wearing a Prosthetic Penis and Avoiding Hot Wax in a Fitting
SPOILER ALERT: This post contains spoilers from "Judgment Day," finale of the limited series "A Man in Full," now streaming on Netflix. If you went into Netflix's "A Man in Full" thinking about th...
08:30 PM - May 13, 2024
📣 OOOOOOOKLAHOMA, where the red comes sweepin' down the plain...
Yeah, even breaking the GOP supermajorities is a bit of stretch this cycle but Dems can hold our ground & pick up a seat or two. Donate today! #Blue24
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Yeah, even breaking the GOP supermajorities is a bit of stretch this cycle but Dems can hold our ground & pick up a seat or two. Donate today! #Blue24
https://secure.actblue.com...
02:26 PM - May 11, 2024
Just cannot wait for the breathless coverage of how these amazing northern lights are bad for Biden.
06:23 AM - May 11, 2024
Gonna start a bit early don't worry if you can't sit in I just want to say what I got to say on these issues and rest up for tomorrow. The Bonnet Chronicles- Shutting Down A Demented Dynasty
https://www.twitch.tv/kala...
https://www.twitch.tv/kala...
06:30 PM - May 10, 2024
Nobody talks about the reason they would choose the bear is because it wouldn’t mansplain their spouts.
06:41 PM - May 09, 2024
The name Trump should always be synonymous with stagnation. He is good for no one, not even himself. And his supporters the poor ones, are vehement bigots who want the days of Jim Crow back. While the wealthy ones just wish to horde more wealth. We voters have to be the front against this Fuckery!
09:03 AM - May 09, 2024
Real Madrid is making these improbable rallies in the Champions League feel inevitable. You can get close enough that you think you've beaten them, then, welp. Over and over again. Bayern used to be like that in the Bundesliga. Yesterday, it happened to them on a bigger stage.
theguardian.com
11:08 AM - May 09, 2024
Ahem “somebody” was supposed to be helping me with a messaging deck for a client but look at this lazy baby snoring away in my office. #dogsofspoutible
10:57 AM - May 09, 2024
I am under the 4th tornado watch since the 27th. If it blows up, it will be the third one to go full-on warning.
13 inches of rain in 2 weeks.
One tornado that missed my house because it lifted back off the ground and just passed over (I have vid!)
I’m getting pretty salty about this y’all.
13 inches of rain in 2 weeks.
One tornado that missed my house because it lifted back off the ground and just passed over (I have vid!)
I’m getting pretty salty about this y’all.
04:30 PM - May 08, 2024
Welp, yet another severe storm lining up to whip my little town’s ass. Better get a bra on I guess.
I’ve skirted 2 tornadoes since the 27th, third time’s the charm?
I’ve skirted 2 tornadoes since the 27th, third time’s the charm?
07:20 PM - May 06, 2024
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Dear @cbouzy ,
Thank for creating the first platform where #RedStateDems can connect. Life has been lonely but now we can become the helpers.
Sincerely,
Me
Thank for creating the first platform where #RedStateDems can connect. Life has been lonely but now we can become the helpers.
Sincerely,
Me
08:58 PM - May 02, 2024
I just did 2 weeks worth of laundry and all my socks matched.
Please clap.
Please clap.
11:23 PM - May 01, 2024
It's like the question, "Have you stopped beating your wife? Yes or no?"
Sample size is important, too. My (very good, competent) vet suggested waiting until Sandy was a year old to neuter him because (I looked at the study) TWO miniature poodles neutered at 6 most. developed joint problems.
Sample size is important, too. My (very good, competent) vet suggested waiting until Sandy was a year old to neuter him because (I looked at the study) TWO miniature poodles neutered at 6 most. developed joint problems.
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Shawn Scott @CMEJAMThis is an incredibly important point @cbouzy is demonstrating. In my 30 year advertising career the North Star is knowing that the difference between success and failure can come down to 10 words strung together. Media literacy should also include knowing who is running the poll and their bias.03:51 PM - May 01, 2024
04:44 PM - May 01, 2024
This is an Instagram post from a fantastic post with an incredibly painful, truthful, and important message. I vouch that it’s a safe link.
Man or bear?
Man or bear?
09:38 PM - May 01, 2024
This is an incredibly important point @cbouzy is demonstrating. In my 30 year advertising career the North Star is knowing that the difference between success and failure can come down to 10 words strung together. Media literacy should also include knowing who is running the poll and their bias.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyIt's the same question worded differently with different results. The polls are not scientific, but this experiment demonstrates how you can manipulate the outcome of a poll with just how you word it.02:32 PM - May 01, 2024![Picture]()
03:51 PM - May 01, 2024
Happy May Day!
In Finland we celebrate it as the holiday of working class and academia. Everybody wears their graduation hats, people cruise around in their summer cars and everybody's got a hangover except me.
In Finland we celebrate it as the holiday of working class and academia. Everybody wears their graduation hats, people cruise around in their summer cars and everybody's got a hangover except me.
09:04 AM - May 01, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Hey hey Spoutans!
Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.
And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts
Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.
And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts
09:56 AM - Apr 25, 2024
I cannot get them to snuggle but they will touch butts all day long. #dogsofspoutible
08:39 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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