OJ Simpson is only going to Hell to continue his search for the real killer
11:05 AM - Apr 11, 2024
On this date in 1865 Gen. Robert E. Lee surrendered at Appomattox on what historians call "You Can't Call Yourself An American & Still Wave A White-Supremacist Confederate Treason Flag" Day.
12:36 PM - Apr 09, 2024
Saturday Night - the biggest political comedy tour of the year returns to The Pantages in Minneapolis -
StephMillerShow @HalSparks frangeladuo & me hit the Twin Cities for a deeply moral but still deeply offensive evening. NOT to be missed.... bit.ly/3V3CpBJ
StephMillerShow @HalSparks frangeladuo & me hit the Twin Cities for a deeply moral but still deeply offensive evening. NOT to be missed.... bit.ly/3V3CpBJ
09:01 AM - Apr 07, 2024
I'm producing an all-British remake of "The Fast & Furious" called "The Swift & Somewhat Vexed."
03:06 PM - Apr 03, 2024
I like when fundamentalist Christians put the 10 Commandments in public schools so children will know God's offended by stealing, coveting thy neighbor’s wife, coveting thy neighbor’s goods, adultery & bearing false witness.
And then they tell these kids to support Donald Trump.
And then they tell these kids to support Donald Trump.
06:49 PM - Mar 28, 2024
Friday Night I'm headlining at the Napa Valley Comedy Festival w/Tony Jackson & Sean Lynch
Don't miss this one!
Don't miss this one!
04:56 PM - Mar 27, 2024
Diddy announces plans to change name to "No He Didn't"
01:26 PM - Mar 26, 2024
For all the Trump fans who keep talking about seceding from the US - this is the way....
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
White-opia - The MAGA Secession Paradise! - YouTube
For all the Trump fans who keep talking about seceding from the US - this is the way....
12:50 PM - Mar 15, 2024
My favorite #SuperBowl📷 commercial was the one for that pill you take to treat the side effects of that other pill you're taking.
08:45 PM - Feb 11, 2024
The #Oscars📷 are when we celebrate achievements in film by talking about celebrities' clothes.
The #SuperBowl📷 is when we celebrate achievement in football by talking about celebrities' commercials.
The #SuperBowl📷 is when we celebrate achievement in football by talking about celebrities' commercials.
08:42 PM - Feb 11, 2024
Please don't let Trump's $83.3 Million verdict
in the E Jean Carroll case
distract from the fact
that he officially wants the border crisis to get worse
& for your economy to crash,
bc those things might be good for him.
in the E Jean Carroll case
distract from the fact
that he officially wants the border crisis to get worse
& for your economy to crash,
bc those things might be good for him.
01:20 PM - Jan 28, 2024
Dear US Women Voters:
I realize Trump being a rapist might discourage some of you from voting for him.
But, in fairness, he's also the reason millions of you have fewer rights than your mothers & grandmothers did.
I realize Trump being a rapist might discourage some of you from voting for him.
But, in fairness, he's also the reason millions of you have fewer rights than your mothers & grandmothers did.
01:21 PM - Jan 27, 2024
"Ben Shapiro Vs. Barbie"
A tribute to America's best 14-year old fascist
as he both owns, and destroys, Barbie.
(I think I nail the voice but tell me what you think)
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
A tribute to America's best 14-year old fascist
as he both owns, and destroys, Barbie.
(I think I nail the voice but tell me what you think)
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
04:14 PM - Jan 26, 2024
"Mansplaining" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Pls subscribe; it's quick!
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Pls subscribe; it's quick!
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
"Mansplaining" in the Oxford Dictionary - YouTube
Improv, Hollywood
11:07 AM - Jan 25, 2024
E Jean Carroll’s 2nd civil suit: 1-16-24
He attacked her,
then defamed her;
so she sued him once before
But he had to be reptilian
& defame her once again;
Last time she got $5 million,
this time she wants ten.
A Seussian rhyme for every Trump crime:
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
He attacked her,
then defamed her;
so she sued him once before
But he had to be reptilian
& defame her once again;
Last time she got $5 million,
this time she wants ten.
A Seussian rhyme for every Trump crime:
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
04:29 PM - Jan 16, 2024
8 years ago today
Donald Trump spoke at Liberty University,
founded by a segregationist ,
who defended apartheid,
on #MLKday .
And Irony hanged itself.
Donald Trump spoke at Liberty University,
founded by a segregationist ,
who defended apartheid,
on #MLKday .
And Irony hanged itself.
01:23 PM - Jan 15, 2024
"One day we must ask the question, 'Why are there forty million poor people in America?' ... When you ask that question, you begin to question the capitalistic economy."
-MLK,
speech to the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, 1967
#MLKDay
-MLK,
speech to the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, 1967
#MLKDay
01:21 PM - Jan 15, 2024
Onstage in LA at the StephMillerShow Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour last fall w/Ron Perlman, Malcolm Nance, @HalSparks , Glenn Kirshner & frangeladuo
Our 1st 2024 show is this Saturday Jan 20th at the gorgeous Herbst Theater in San Francisco- tix at http://sexyliberal.com
Our 1st 2024 show is this Saturday Jan 20th at the gorgeous Herbst Theater in San Francisco- tix at http://sexyliberal.com
02:35 PM - Jan 14, 2024
10 Facts About "Illegals" - A Guide to US Immigration, For Racist Idiots.
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
11:36 AM - Jan 09, 2024
My version of a Ken Burns doc on #January6th and the Capitol-
Please watch; it's brief.
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Please watch; it's brief.
https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Ken Burns' The Civil War, Part 2. - YouTube
The Last Stand of the Confederacy: 6 January 2021.The Coup Cucks Klan.Ken Burns had nothing to do with this.JohnFugelsang.com@JohnFugelsang
03:42 PM - Jan 06, 2024
This month, your rightwing uncle demands
1) Turn away refugees
2) Tax cuts for the richest
3) Be cruel to trans ppl
4) Defend the Confederate flag
5) More prisons
6) More executions
7) More guns
8) No healthcare for "illegals"
9) Hate anything "woke"
10) Keep Christ in Christmas
1) Turn away refugees
2) Tax cuts for the richest
3) Be cruel to trans ppl
4) Defend the Confederate flag
5) More prisons
6) More executions
7) More guns
8) No healthcare for "illegals"
9) Hate anything "woke"
10) Keep Christ in Christmas
12:42 PM - Dec 24, 2023
I want the reality show about Ruby Freeman and Shay Moss living in Rudy's Manhattan mansion NOW.
12:03 PM - Dec 22, 2023
I totally support Trump spending millions of $ to overturn the Colorado Supreme Court before losing all of Colorado's electoral votes anyway.
11:35 AM - Dec 20, 2023
Things to do today:
1. Get Liz Magill to resign from UPenn for not cracking down on hate speech
2. Welcome Alex Jones back to Twitter
1. Get Liz Magill to resign from UPenn for not cracking down on hate speech
2. Welcome Alex Jones back to Twitter
06:44 PM - Dec 09, 2023
I support a mandatory 3-day waiting period before women are allowed to cut their own bangs.
03:08 PM - Dec 04, 2023
If you're offended by 'Happy Holidays' then it's time you looked at the difference between 'Christian' and 'Christian Supremacist.'
06:43 PM - Dec 03, 2023
The Conservative 6-3 majority of SCOTUS is:
-2 Justices named by W, who lost the popular vote of the American ppl
-3 named by Trump, who lost the popular vote of the American ppl
-1 by HW Bush, who opposed the 64 Civl Rights Act
Americans don't decide who decides our laws.
-2 Justices named by W, who lost the popular vote of the American ppl
-3 named by Trump, who lost the popular vote of the American ppl
-1 by HW Bush, who opposed the 64 Civl Rights Act
Americans don't decide who decides our laws.
08:55 PM - Nov 28, 2023
One day, years from now, we'll all watch Donald Trump's funeral.
Because you KNOW Melania will bring a date.
(Pls watch & subscribe if you're into Tik Tok)
@johnfugelsang /video/7298760885445692714?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7258842534247056938" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://www.tiktok.com/@jo...
Because you KNOW Melania will bring a date.
(Pls watch & subscribe if you're into Tik Tok)
@johnfugelsang /video/7298760885445692714?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7258842534247056938" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://www.tiktok.com/@jo...
04:04 PM - Nov 28, 2023
I just wrote an angry letter to Showtime complaining that the film "One Missed Call 3" should've been titled "Third Missed Call."
11:44 PM - Nov 27, 2023
