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A friend from BC sent me this cartoon yesterday. Sorry #Leafs fans, I don't want to rub salt in your wounds, but this is just too good!
10:55 AM - May 06, 2024
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Seasonal cooking is always good, but particularly spring offers a plethora of fantastic produce that are only available for a short time each year. Today's lunch was Risotto with wild garlic 😋 #cookingathome #foodie
10:36 AM - May 06, 2024
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Deadliest animal in the world no more. Move over Canada Goose, here comes the Ukrainian buzzing goose 😂
07:18 AM - May 06, 2024
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Kristi Noem trying yet another angle... #kristinoempuppykiller
01:41 PM - May 05, 2024
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So, you're telling me that #KristiNoem killed her puppy because it was scary, her goat because it smelled and her horses because they were old.
I can see a pattern there, I have read the book and I know that she ain't gonna like how it ends.
10:40 AM - May 02, 2024 (Edited)
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
#MUGA ? Somehow I get the feeling that #moscowmarjorie didn't think that one through.
05:16 PM - May 01, 2024
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On more days then I care to admit this #panda is my spirit animal 😬 #timelinecleanse
05:39 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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As a gorgeous spring day draws to a close it's time for dinner. Risotto with asparagus and prawns. I have paired it with a glass of organic Austrian green valtellina. #foodie
02:23 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Internet find.
Imagine someone would show this to #Trump . The stable genius would blow a gasket 😂
A happy Sunday to everyone, but MAGA-cultists!
08:02 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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Internet find.
Unsurprisingly Elon's Chinese subsidiary seems to be suffering from sight production quality issues... #cybertruck
04:40 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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What happens if your commander has played too much Age of Empires 2... #russianarmy
02:39 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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With my brother and sister in law down with the flu, I had two famished kids descend on me after school. I think uncle P. delivered 🙂 #kidsmeals #lunchtime
07:47 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Sunday, culinary funday:
Rack of Irish lamb marinated in seasonal herbs on parmigiano polenta with a side of black lentil and tomato salad. #foodie
09:43 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Do not confuse!
Left: #magaimbecile from Georgia in the service of Moscow.
Right: Georgian hero fighting for freedom from Moscow. #GeorgiaIsEurope
03:54 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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I was just watching a documentary about geese on YouTube and it struck me that the narration would be a perfect fit for the Russian TU22M bomber falling out of the sky 😁
So I did a thing. #schadenfreude #russiaiscollapsing
01:15 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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So, apparently #Russia has managed to lose a TU22M strategic bomber. That fact alone put my schadenfreude into overdrive, but then I found this clip some anonymous genius made: Sound on! #russiaiscollapsing
10:01 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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When you look out the window and April feels like November, all you can do is put spring on the menu.
Main course: Salmon, baked rosemary potatoes, fried green asparagus.
Desert: Pancakes, fresh strawberries, maple sirup. #foodpassion #springishere
08:40 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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This is Mike. Mike invested all his savings into #DJTstock . Now he has lost 54% of his money.
Don't be like Mike, be smart, don't invest with the orange grifter. #magaimbeciles
03:38 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Fox News has written the truth 😱 (well, sort of)
The end is neigh, the rapture is upon us! People, repent! #mtg
06:37 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Ah yes, the orange fatso and his plastic mail order bride: style icons in Paris¹, Berlin², Milan³, London⁴ and New York*!

¹ TX
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⁴ KY
* MO #trump
07:44 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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What Spotify served up on my way to work today. #kraftwerk #spoutiblemusic
03:53 AM - Apr 16, 2024 (Edited)
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How #Trump is trying to secure his $ 175 million bond...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/0...
02:43 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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The first image that popped into my head when I read that the New York #Jets were rebranding. #aaronrodgers
01:46 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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When your dealer has sold you shoddy drugs again. #musk
02:26 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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In order to prepare for conflict with Isreal the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has developed an Islamic answer to Krav Maga.
Thus far the results seem to be a bit of a mixed bag.
02:12 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Happy Trump Criminal Trail Day to those of you who are celebrating.
I definitely have my popcorn ready! #trump
08:55 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Marjory Taylor Greene had an unusual moment of mental clarity today when she spoke out in support of #Israel . Alas, it was but a brief instant. It is oddly comforting that you can count on Sasquatch Girl being an absolute twat. 🤷‍♂️ #mtg #mtgreene #Ukraine
02:07 PM - Apr 14, 2024 (Edited)
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Make measles great again!
And the cultist dipshits cheer. I wonder how many of those mouth breathers will go bankrupt because they don't have health insurance and little Cleatus had to be hospitalized for an easily preventible disease.
You seriously can't make this shit up. #magaimbeciles #trump
11:10 AM - Apr 14, 2024 (Edited)
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Occasionally, the hell hole formally known as Twitter does deliver a gem.
I would absolutely love for MTV to shoot a real life episode of Celebrity Death Match with those two muppets. #mtg #hinkle
09:42 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Internet find.
Scarifingly accurate. #trump #putin #xi #gop
08:45 AM - Apr 14, 2024 (Edited)
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