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A friend from BC sent me this cartoon yesterday. Sorry #Leafs fans, I don't want to rub salt in your wounds, but this is just too good!
10:55 AM - May 06, 2024
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Seasonal cooking is always good, but particularly spring offers a plethora of fantastic produce that are only available for a short time each year. Today's lunch was Risotto with wild garlic 😋 #cookingathome #foodie
10:36 AM - May 06, 2024
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Deadliest animal in the world no more. Move over Canada Goose, here comes the Ukrainian buzzing goose 😂
07:18 AM - May 06, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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Kristi Noem trying yet another angle... #kristinoempuppykiller
01:41 PM - May 05, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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So, you're telling me that #KristiNoem killed her puppy because it was scary, her goat because it smelled and her horses because they were old.
I can see a pattern there, I have read the book and I know that she ain't gonna like how it ends.
10:40 AM - May 02, 2024 (Edited)
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
#MUGA ? Somehow I get the feeling that #moscowmarjorie didn't think that one through.
05:16 PM - May 01, 2024
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When I was a little kid, my grandfather had an absolute devil of a cat. It would attack if you looked at it sideways, would piss in every corner only to make a point and was just a general nuisance. Guess what no one of us ever even thought of doing? #kristinoempuppykiller
06:21 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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On more days then I care to admit this #panda is my spirit animal 😬 #timelinecleanse
05:39 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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As a gorgeous spring day draws to a close it's time for dinner. Risotto with asparagus and prawns. I have paired it with a glass of organic Austrian green valtellina. #foodie
02:23 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Internet find.
Imagine someone would show this to #Trump . The stable genius would blow a gasket 😂
A happy Sunday to everyone, but MAGA-cultists!
08:02 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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Internet find.
Unsurprisingly Elon's Chinese subsidiary seems to be suffering from sight production quality issues... #cybertruck
04:40 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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What happens if your commander has played too much Age of Empires 2... #russianarmy
02:39 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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With my brother and sister in law down with the flu, I had two famished kids descend on me after school. I think uncle P. delivered 🙂 #kidsmeals #lunchtime
07:47 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Sunday, culinary funday:
Rack of Irish lamb marinated in seasonal herbs on parmigiano polenta with a side of black lentil and tomato salad. #foodie
09:43 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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Do not confuse!
Left: #magaimbecile from Georgia in the service of Moscow.
Right: Georgian hero fighting for freedom from Moscow. #GeorgiaIsEurope
03:54 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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I was just watching a documentary about geese on YouTube and it struck me that the narration would be a perfect fit for the Russian TU22M bomber falling out of the sky 😁
So I did a thing. #schadenfreude #russiaiscollapsing
01:15 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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So, apparently #Russia has managed to lose a TU22M strategic bomber. That fact alone put my schadenfreude into overdrive, but then I found this clip some anonymous genius made: Sound on! #russiaiscollapsing
10:01 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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When you look out the window and April feels like November, all you can do is put spring on the menu.
Main course: Salmon, baked rosemary potatoes, fried green asparagus.
Desert: Pancakes, fresh strawberries, maple sirup. #foodpassion #springishere
08:40 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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This is Mike. Mike invested all his savings into #DJTstock . Now he has lost 54% of his money.
Don't be like Mike, be smart, don't invest with the orange grifter. #magaimbeciles
03:38 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Fox News has written the truth 😱 (well, sort of)
The end is neigh, the rapture is upon us! People, repent! #mtg
06:37 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Ah yes, the orange fatso and his plastic mail order bride: style icons in Paris¹, Berlin², Milan³, London⁴ and New York*!

¹ TX
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⁴ KY
* MO #trump
07:44 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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What Spotify served up on my way to work today. #kraftwerk #spoutiblemusic
03:53 AM - Apr 16, 2024 (Edited)
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SONNY CORLEONE: What is this? A rotten MyPillow?

CLEMENZA: It is an old Sicilian greeting. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the lawyers
02:42 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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How #Trump is trying to secure his $ 175 million bond...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/0...
02:43 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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The first image that popped into my head when I read that the New York #Jets were rebranding. #aaronrodgers
01:46 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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Whomst among us has not fallen asleep during a witch hunt trial where an entire political party and all the power behind us is conspiring to put us behind bars when we are 100% innocent of all charges? Whomst?
03:47 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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When your dealer has sold you shoddy drugs again. #musk
02:26 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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In order to prepare for conflict with Isreal the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has developed an Islamic answer to Krav Maga.
Thus far the results seem to be a bit of a mixed bag.
02:12 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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As per press reports New York DA wants the judge to find #Trump in contempt of court.
With a bit of luck we might see Trump in jail sooner than I would have hoped.
https://www.mediaite.com/n...
12:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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The orange shyster looked tired and confused as he spoke before entering the court house in NYC. He is scared shitless and I'm loving every second of it! #trumptrials #trump
09:48 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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