in a true literal sense of history
with Jesse James, Dillinger, Al Capone, John Gotti etc
We are witnessing history NOW. We SAW these two commit the crimes. They are THE men who committed most crimes, dude on left ordered most crimes, & dude on right personally committed most crimes
than anyone!
with Jesse James, Dillinger, Al Capone, John Gotti etc
We are witnessing history NOW. We SAW these two commit the crimes. They are THE men who committed most crimes, dude on left ordered most crimes, & dude on right personally committed most crimes
than anyone!
06:13 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Dark Brandon Rising
Of COURSE President Joe Biden, the incumbent President, will agree to debate his rival in the general election. This was never in doubt, that is NORMAL
It is Defendant Trump, uncle Fartsy McSleepy, who is afraid to debate and has repeatedly chickened out of debates
Of COURSE President Joe Biden, the incumbent President, will agree to debate his rival in the general election. This was never in doubt, that is NORMAL
It is Defendant Trump, uncle Fartsy McSleepy, who is afraid to debate and has repeatedly chickened out of debates
12:23 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Hey, Trumpo? Mr Fartsy McSleepy. Mr Bible Sales Dude? Captain Shoe?
Where you're going Trump, after this trial is over, is New York state's notorious Sing Sing prison. It is the prison they coined the phrase: Up the river. They have NO AIR CONDITIONING
And you will be pardon-proof
Have a nice day
Where you're going Trump, after this trial is over, is New York state's notorious Sing Sing prison. It is the prison they coined the phrase: Up the river. They have NO AIR CONDITIONING
And you will be pardon-proof
Have a nice day
11:34 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Before entering the courtroom Donald Trump talks to press
I am about to be in a courtroom where a Playboy Bunny and a Porn Star testify that I slept with them being unfaitful to my wife, Mercedes
She is not attending court by my side. I wish my wife Melonia a happy birthday
And Melanie, be best
I am about to be in a courtroom where a Playboy Bunny and a Porn Star testify that I slept with them being unfaitful to my wife, Mercedes
She is not attending court by my side. I wish my wife Melonia a happy birthday
And Melanie, be best
09:46 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Wild Therorem/2
So the KEY to me was the DOUBLE vocabulary malfunction event at Trumpolair-a-lago. (see my TL, Faller, aa)
Something possibly happened to Trump LATE LAST NIGHT, after he got home from court. It is something WE DO NOT KNOW YET. It is NOTHING that was on the news so far..
So the KEY to me was the DOUBLE vocabulary malfunction event at Trumpolair-a-lago. (see my TL, Faller, aa)
Something possibly happened to Trump LATE LAST NIGHT, after he got home from court. It is something WE DO NOT KNOW YET. It is NOTHING that was on the news so far..
08:44 AM - Apr 26, 2024
WILD THEOREM ALERT
I do not want to be a wild conspiracy theorist
but (???)
I see 3 events that seem like coincidence, but I hate coincidences and there COULD be a pattern here
Let me give you a WILD scenario for Friday in Manhattan Court. I do not say this WILL happen, I say this COULD be coming
I do not want to be a wild conspiracy theorist
but (???)
I see 3 events that seem like coincidence, but I hate coincidences and there COULD be a pattern here
Let me give you a WILD scenario for Friday in Manhattan Court. I do not say this WILL happen, I say this COULD be coming
08:42 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Four weeks
FOUR WEEKS LEFT
After four weeks we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Criminal Convict Trump
Four weeks to when the Manhattan trial ends, and jury goes to deliberate. It will be fast jury which finds on all 34 counts Trump "guilty as charged"
Four weeks!
FOUR WEEKS LEFT
After four weeks we go from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Criminal Convict Trump
Four weeks to when the Manhattan trial ends, and jury goes to deliberate. It will be fast jury which finds on all 34 counts Trump "guilty as charged"
Four weeks!
08:27 AM - Apr 26, 2024
SRSLY
Consider Trump the mafia boss. If one or two of the Mafia top goons wears a wire and tesifies, that mafia boss is doomed
This chart has Trump, his chief of staff Meadows and 9 LAWYERS
That includes SEVEN WHO FLIPPED AGAINST TRUMPO !!!!!
Seven! And Rudy TRIED to flip too (three times!!)
Consider Trump the mafia boss. If one or two of the Mafia top goons wears a wire and tesifies, that mafia boss is doomed
This chart has Trump, his chief of staff Meadows and 9 LAWYERS
That includes SEVEN WHO FLIPPED AGAINST TRUMPO !!!!!
Seven! And Rudy TRIED to flip too (three times!!)
06:07 PM - Apr 25, 2024
I LOVE THIS JUDGE !!!!
I love Judge Merchan! That was why the timing was not morning. Check out how wickedly devious he is. Trump, if you fuck with our witnesses, I will fuck with your schedule REAL HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Judge Merchan! That was why the timing was not morning. Check out how wickedly devious he is. Trump, if you fuck with our witnesses, I will fuck with your schedule REAL HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:16 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Think about this please
This is the nominee for President of the Republicans. Trump lawyer argued under oath in front of SUPREME COURT, that Trump cannot govern unless he is given full immunity - AND on ASSASSINATION he wants right to assassinate his political rivals
This is a 'Republican'
This is the nominee for President of the Republicans. Trump lawyer argued under oath in front of SUPREME COURT, that Trump cannot govern unless he is given full immunity - AND on ASSASSINATION he wants right to assassinate his political rivals
This is a 'Republican'
Jack Brown @DrJackBrown" 'The assassination of a political rival as an official act.'04:35 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Understand what the Trump team is arguing here. Take it seriously and at face value.
This is not a game."
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
04:53 PM - Apr 25, 2024
My fave moment so far from Trump Manhattan criminal trial is Pecker confession they fabricated fake story of Ted Cruz's dad killing JFK
It damaged Cruz 2016 run (he finished second to Trump). Cruz could sue National Enquirer for a FORTUNE of deliberate defamation
Cruz won't.. because he NEEDS Maga
It damaged Cruz 2016 run (he finished second to Trump). Cruz could sue National Enquirer for a FORTUNE of deliberate defamation
Cruz won't.. because he NEEDS Maga
04:14 PM - Apr 25, 2024
I will have absolute total complete permanent intergalactic criminal immunity!
And I will be the Assassinator!
I will assassinate anyone who mocks my spelling, or how I fall asleep in court, or how I smell
Not Trump, no. I was talking about ME !!! I also represent the Fart Gestapo!
And I will be the Assassinator!
I will assassinate anyone who mocks my spelling, or how I fall asleep in court, or how I smell
Not Trump, no. I was talking about ME !!! I also represent the Fart Gestapo!
02:07 PM - Apr 25, 2024
The Manhattan Criminal Trial of Trump in front of Judge Merchan is now on lunch break
I want to alert you, quite possible that Judge Merchan issues his Contempt of Court ruling today at the end of the day. So stay tuned to that.. could be a 'ketchup on the wall' moment for the ole Trumpo haha
I want to alert you, quite possible that Judge Merchan issues his Contempt of Court ruling today at the end of the day. So stay tuned to that.. could be a 'ketchup on the wall' moment for the ole Trumpo haha
01:28 PM - Apr 25, 2024
And what does Confession Boy do about the crime of election fraud with Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal story and National Enquirer Publisher David Pecker with FBI DIRECTOR James Comey and multiple witnesses in attendance at Trump Tower?
Trump confesses the crime OF COURSE
He's a serial criminal
Trump confesses the crime OF COURSE
He's a serial criminal
01:26 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Pecker* testifying to Dec 2016 meeting with President-Elect Trump and prominent Republicans in Trump Tower
Reince Priebus*
Jared Kushner*
Mike Pompeo
James Comey
Sean Spicer
* is a flip
Reince Priebus*
Jared Kushner*
Mike Pompeo
James Comey
Sean Spicer
* is a flip
01:20 PM - Apr 25, 2024
(Edited)
Brutal testimony in Manhattan criminal trial. David Pecker* testifies to Trump calling him personally about Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal sex scandal story leaking before election. So all the other testimony about Pecker & Michael Cohen gets the 'bookend' here. Wow. Nice narrative by DA
* real name
* real name
01:09 PM - Apr 25, 2024
So to be clear
DO NOT NOW PANIC ABOUT THIS SUPREME COURT
They will NOT give Trump absolute total permanent criminal immunity. That is not in any way on the cards, whatever some lunatics on some news talk shows may say
They will NOT
but HOW they rule, may still DELAY the Jack Smith DC trial
DO NOT NOW PANIC ABOUT THIS SUPREME COURT
They will NOT give Trump absolute total permanent criminal immunity. That is not in any way on the cards, whatever some lunatics on some news talk shows may say
They will NOT
but HOW they rule, may still DELAY the Jack Smith DC trial
12:59 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Last hearings at SCOTUS this season have ended. Trump comedy judicial act, Legal Clown & Homicidal Maniac Johnny Sick-Sauer the Sauer-Puss had argued
If President launches a coup to stay in power, or sells US secrets to its enemies, or takes bribes for appointments, or assassinates rivals
IS LEGAL
If President launches a coup to stay in power, or sells US secrets to its enemies, or takes bribes for appointments, or assassinates rivals
IS LEGAL
12:55 PM - Apr 25, 2024
In case you missed it
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
11:33 AM - Apr 25, 2024
America's scariest clown, Johnny Sick-Sauer, the Sauer-Puss is now entertaining the elderly folks of the Supreme Court for Trump claim of absolute total complete irrevocable universal immunity now and forever, maga!
10:10 AM - Apr 25, 2024
Meanwhile there were some preliminaries in the Trump criminal trial on Manhattan. THREE MORE cases of Trump breaching his gag order. One the prosecution interprets as Trump coaching a witness (Pecker)
After Judge Merchan heard the preliminaries, they brought in jury, now Pecker is testifing again
After Judge Merchan heard the preliminaries, they brought in jury, now Pecker is testifing again
09:57 AM - Apr 25, 2024
Am gutted
NY highest court overturns conviction of serial sexual predator monster Harvey Weinstein in 4-3 ruling
It was a TECHNICAL matter. Judges and courts are sticklers for technical details
This is so wrong, totally injustice. Am gutted. This guy is one of the worst
NY highest court overturns conviction of serial sexual predator monster Harvey Weinstein in 4-3 ruling
It was a TECHNICAL matter. Judges and courts are sticklers for technical details
This is so wrong, totally injustice. Am gutted. This guy is one of the worst
09:53 AM - Apr 25, 2024
MASSIVE
This is just evil. New York Times is the Fox News in print #FixFox . When FixFox comes in the next Congress, in the Trumpomess aftermath clean-up legislation, Fox will be fixed. Facebook will be split up. Twitter will be rescued. And the fucking NY Times will be cured
Don't even mention CNN
This is just evil. New York Times is the Fox News in print #FixFox . When FixFox comes in the next Congress, in the Trumpomess aftermath clean-up legislation, Fox will be fixed. Facebook will be split up. Twitter will be rescued. And the fucking NY Times will be cured
Don't even mention CNN
09:42 AM - Apr 25, 2024
This morning we have dueling comedies
In a Manhattan criminal court in front of Judge Merchan, prosecution witness David Pecker* entertains us how he was criming for Trumpo
And at SCOTUS, Trump's Prize Legal Clown argues Trump must be granted permanent intergalactic immunity to assassinate us all
In a Manhattan criminal court in front of Judge Merchan, prosecution witness David Pecker* entertains us how he was criming for Trumpo
And at SCOTUS, Trump's Prize Legal Clown argues Trump must be granted permanent intergalactic immunity to assassinate us all
09:26 AM - Apr 25, 2024
And today it is
BRING YOUR CLOWN TO THE SUPREME COURT
day at SCOTUS
Trump went all the way to a bizarre Missouri circus to find his prize Court Jester to make the Supreme Court Justices laugh
Give Trump the right to assassinate Americans. He will be the next President, he'll then assassinate you
BRING YOUR CLOWN TO THE SUPREME COURT
day at SCOTUS
Trump went all the way to a bizarre Missouri circus to find his prize Court Jester to make the Supreme Court Justices laugh
Give Trump the right to assassinate Americans. He will be the next President, he'll then assassinate you
09:08 AM - Apr 25, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
America's Mayonnaise, Sir Buttdial McRudypants, the honorable Grand Duke of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Rudy Giuliani ran a gang for Bible Boy, Fartsy McSleepy, Donald Trump. Rudy's Mob of Morons was 10 people. SEVEN OF THEM have now flipped against Trumpo
#RatBingo Grand #Flippathon
#RatBingo Grand #Flippathon
08:35 AM - Apr 25, 2024
And the NEXT item I have been hard at work with
It is probably the ultimate meme of the Trumpomobsters, the Trumpocrimes and Trump, Giuliani, Meadows and the whole mob of morons
I have prepared for you the updated...
chart of RAT BINGO. Hold on, coming in just a mo
It is probably the ultimate meme of the Trumpomobsters, the Trumpocrimes and Trump, Giuliani, Meadows and the whole mob of morons
I have prepared for you the updated...
chart of RAT BINGO. Hold on, coming in just a mo
08:26 AM - Apr 25, 2024
And a very VERY good morning to all from the TomiAhonen Almanac
Trump's Annus Horribilis has had its worst month yet again, in April, and last night the two huge bombshells fell, that the whole Trump gang is now criminally indicted in Michigan and also Arizona.
More decades of prison for all!
Trump's Annus Horribilis has had its worst month yet again, in April, and last night the two huge bombshells fell, that the whole Trump gang is now criminally indicted in Michigan and also Arizona.
More decades of prison for all!
08:23 AM - Apr 25, 2024
And in America's fastest-growing quiz sensation
RAT BINGO
we have another confirmed flip. Jason Miller has ratted out Trump, Giuliani, Meadows & rest of the gang
Jason also is one of 2 currently still acting as informants for Jack Smith
#RatBingo is not at all like my identical Grand #Flippathon
RAT BINGO
we have another confirmed flip. Jason Miller has ratted out Trump, Giuliani, Meadows & rest of the gang
Jason also is one of 2 currently still acting as informants for Jack Smith
#RatBingo is not at all like my identical Grand #Flippathon
06:05 AM - Apr 25, 2024
05:46 AM - Apr 25, 2024