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Do I think I have a problem?

Darling, I have several. Which one are we talking about?
12:24 AM - Jul 23, 2023
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Waiting for this edible to hit me like the bitch I am.
12:31 AM - Jul 22, 2023
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Victoria
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I can’t see my recent notifications?
05:54 PM - Jul 21, 2023
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Brain: what if we died in a submarine? Wouldn’t that be awful?

Me: yes but that’s literally never going to happen.

Brain: never say never

Me: it’s not happening

Brain: but what if it did

Me:
05:26 PM - Jun 21, 2023
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Hot weed delivery girl gave me three free pre-rolls today, so we’re practically married.
11:15 PM - May 29, 2023 (Edited)
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Maybe tonight, Satan 😘
09:47 PM - May 25, 2023
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Seriously annoyed that I have to pee. Again.
03:53 PM - May 25, 2023
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Me: self-care!

Also me: friends guy from my grad school cohort on fb knowing I’d see pics and read cheers of the graduation they all were able to earn in the last few weeks.

I had to take a (maybe permanent) break halfway through the program, so, selfishly, it stung. Happy for them, but damn it.
03:35 PM - May 25, 2023
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your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman and Ron DeSantis is not a human being
10:06 AM - May 25, 2023
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I hosted two class parties for my seniors today. May my janitor forgive me and accept the cookies I will make for him.
09:44 PM - May 24, 2023
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How am I? Today for no particularly good reason, my pulse jumped to 120bpm. I was sitting and annoyed. I am so over this school year. I’m ending it angry when I generally end it goofy.
09:21 PM - May 22, 2023
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Victoria
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Halloween is in 167 days. You are welcome.
11:43 PM - May 17, 2023
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Victoria
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Friendly reminder that ties on women is hot.
02:23 AM - May 17, 2023
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Victoria
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Is it just my notifications that are not notifying, or is it a site-wide thing?
11:51 PM - May 14, 2023
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Victoria
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As a teacher, if I see a student wearing a midriff at school, no I didn’t.
02:56 PM - May 13, 2023
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NRA money is blood money🩸

pass it on 💯
07:37 PM - May 08, 2023
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With all shit the bird site allows to be published and I get a 12hr (maybe a week now?) slap on the wrist for telling Ted Cruz I hope he burns in hell for his “thoughts and prayers” following another mass shooting in his state.
09:38 PM - May 07, 2023 (Edited)
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Participation Trophy Wife
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Sick of all the mass shootings? All the #needlessdeaths ? All the #GunViolence ? Here's how to stop the blood bath...

NEVER, EVER VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS. Anywhere. Any political office. Up and down the ballot. That is the only way to change this; vote for the people who will pass sensible gun laws.
03:11 PM - May 07, 2023
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Someone I work with has as an email signature that reads, “brevity is not intended to be impolite” and I feel that in my *soul*
02:52 PM - May 07, 2023
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I would just like to express a general “what the fuck”
11:05 PM - May 06, 2023
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Having a rough one. Please send calming vibes.
12:05 PM - May 06, 2023
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10:25 PM - May 05, 2023
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Mary OContrary
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In response to Misha Ellison.
I don’t think people intend to be tone deaf, yet that’s precisely how they come across when they complain about “too much politics”.

Marginalized groups are literally in a fight for their right to exist, and we’re here every day fighting very real threats of fascism. We need to be LOUD, not silent
06:41 PM - May 05, 2023
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Story time.

There’s a special program for kids who would be the first in their families to go to college

My work “friends” all teach it. I offered to take next year’s open spot. Twice.

Their response? 🦗

And now they’re openly and officially looking for someone to take it. They can kiss my ass.
07:45 PM - May 05, 2023
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Subbed for a senior AP English class and heard a group say “butt cheeks” about five times in the space of about 30m

They’re just big kids.
07:18 PM - May 04, 2023
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My son’s gf is over and I’m all nerves? What is this?

(It’s a huge deal that he even told me about her. We hear he’s had several girlfriends but he’s only ever told me about two, counting this one)
10:59 PM - May 03, 2023
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Victoria
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When you’re trying to chill but then someone sits next to you.
08:34 PM - May 03, 2023
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Victoria
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Raise your hand: If you are or ever were a fan of Tori Amos, you’re at least a little gay 🙋‍♀️
07:41 PM - May 03, 2023 (Edited)
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Suuuuper annoyed that I have to pee. It means getting up.
11:24 PM - May 02, 2023
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I feel oldest when I say things like “I didn’t join social media until I was 26, unless you include chat rooms of the mid to late 90s, in which case, I was 14.”

Stinks of “back in my day”
08:03 PM - May 02, 2023
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