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Susan Sampson
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Can’t explain. If I catch a game, I enjoy some good looking athletes in tight pants. Love those running backs and their athleticism.
10:16 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Myles Higgins ?
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In response to Susan Sampson.
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10:17 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Diane Turner
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Football is men in one color costume standing around waiting for men in another color costume to throw a ball so that they have an excuse to pile on each other and then dance.

The End
10:13 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Pamela
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In response to Diane Turner.
Ha!
11:16 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Kathleen F789
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In response to Diane Turner.
Did someone say dance?!? Then count me in! 💃
11:34 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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⚾️Dane Pereslete⚾️
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Simple. It's not Football. It's Handegg.
10:08 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Lil
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The ball started out like a volleyball-sized basketball. But then, after the very first game, the excited winners threw the ball around the locker room. It smashed into the ceiling, flattened, and tore open. The equipment boy, afraid he was going to get in trouble, asked his mom to stitch it up.
10:07 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Jodi B
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The ball came first. Stewie's head is just a coincidence. This video explains the head shape. 🤣

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT82Tj5Rn/
09:57 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Myles Higgins ?
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09:59 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Roland Pugh
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So footballs are shaped like they are because they are easier to carry/catch/throw than a regular shaped ball.
09:50 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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MetälmikE left, too
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American football = grown ass men playin glorified tag & makin more money per year than most working folks will see in a lifetime.

Boomerang thrown (cuz I already know this is coming back at me hard 😂)
09:42 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Zak in TX
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My cousins and I go thru this every family reunion. They try to explain hockey to us while we try to explain American football to them. It's been 4 decades, we still trying to explain it to each other. 🤣
09:41 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Curtis Johnson
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Aerodynamic shape obtains longer throwing distance. 4 tries to gain 10 yards. Failure--lose possession of ball. 6 points (a touchdown) is a successful pass or carry into the opponent's zone. AFTER 6 pt scoring, kick between uprights =1 point. During regular play, a distance kick yields 3 pts. 300!
09:34 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Tom G. Hughes
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Football is a higher-tech variation on rugby, with a bit of rest-of-the-world football thown in. For Yanks, it's all about the stylish machismo on display, the down & dirty "battle for territory." George Carlin's "Baseball & Football" captures the vibe well.

As for Stewie's head, I'm not sure why.
09:14 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Spiritual Annie
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I know it's called a pigskin, but I'm not sure what that has to do with it's shape.
08:59 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Myles Higgins ?
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09:00 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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