Mc Crispy
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I really shouldn't be surprised by anything at this point. 🤦‍♂️

In the last week I've heard the eclipse is going to kill the entire internet, brick our phones, activate some hidden mechanism in the COVID vax, and other equally stupid bullshit.

I just can't with this family. Can I get a refund?
01:30 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Oongy Noodle
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In response to Mc Crispy.
A bunch of MAGA idiots on Twitter think that because those in the path of totality are being advised to stock up on food, water, and fuel, the deep state is planning some sort of operation against them. They don't consider that those things might become scarce with the influx of eclipse tourists🙄
07:32 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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JIlda Nettleton
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In response to Mc Crispy.
You know there was an eclipse over a big part of the west in August 2017 it went through the middle of Oregon and other parts of the west and somehow we all managed to survive.
03:45 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Mc Crispy
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In response to JIlda Nettleton.
There was a total eclipse just last year!

I'm looking at these idiots and asking them "Why didn't the last one do anything?" None of them have managed to concot some asinine answer yet.
04:10 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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k hola (she/her)
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In response to Mc Crispy.
nope. no refunds.
03:04 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Mc Crispy
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In response to k hola (she/her).
03:09 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Dıanna
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In response to Mc Crispy.
I guess they haven't heard about the human sacrifice part yet 😉
02:23 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Mc Crispy
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In response to Dıanna.
Oooooooo I should totally throw that into the mix!
03:10 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Young Lesbian Dre
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In response to Mc Crispy.
Please tell me you don't have the misfortune of living with these people...
02:15 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Mc Crispy
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In response to Young Lesbian Dre.
03:10 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Puckarama
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In response to Mc Crispy.
Is this your immediate family, Topher?
01:40 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Mc Crispy
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In response to Puckarama.
It is.
03:10 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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IMO
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In response to Mc Crispy.
I find it’s best to egg their ignorance on.
Then after the eclipse, repeatedly point out that they were wrong. However that’s just me and I can be very immature.
😛
01:36 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Mc Crispy
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In response to IMO.
Trust me, I'm more than petty enough to egg them on. LOL

I've been encouraging them to buy those survival food buckets, take photos of all the individual bills they pulled from the ATM so they could trace their money if it gets stolen, etc.
03:16 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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