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8 pretty good tweets of yore:

@mariana057
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.

Swishergirl24
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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jilltwiss
Honestly I'm just surprised the road to Hell is paved at all

BenjaminJS
We call it "Mother's Day." Flowers call it "The Reckoning."

quecmo
I drove to work today listening to Metallica and drinking a Monster energy drink. When I got here the sleeves of my shirt were gone.
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amydillon
Lots of men at Target today discovering that the store layout has changed since last Mother’s Day.

simoncholland
Man, yesterday was exhausting. We can go back to letting moms take care of everything now right?
12:24 PM - May 11, 2024
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MCabournSmith
🎶🎶 Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an Iron can
Presses clothes
Puffs out steam
Sits on top of the washing machine 🎶
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