Ben East
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#DinoPorn sonnet 1/3 for @MishaInTheCloud Maggie_C @JessMartin @Minnie

Shall I compare thee to a brontosaur?
Thou art more scaly, and thy neck more long.
Rough fingers rake thy darling buds, oh, phwoar!
I dare not look upon thy dino dong!

Parts 2 and 3 incoming.
06:47 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ben East.
#DinoPorn sonnet 2/3 @MishaInTheCloud Maggie_C @JessMartin @Minnie

Sometime too hot appears thy reptile heinie
And often is its bold erection rimm’d
Though sometimes your advances I decline(y)
Because I’m chasing after mammoth trim.
06:49 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ben East.
#DinoPorn sonnet 3/3 @MishaInTheCloud etc

But thy eternal hotness shall not fade
Not even when the hairy mammals boast
That they have left us dinos in their shade
When in the comet’s flames we come to roast.
So long as palaeontologists can dig
They’ll find the proof that once we dinos frigged.
06:52 PM - Apr 06, 2023 (Edited)
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Brussels spouts
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That. Was. Hands. Down. Frigging. Awesome. 💯💯💯
In response to Ben East.
04:39 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Brussels spouts.
Yes, puts us all to shame!
09:31 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Brussels spouts
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In response to Jess Martin.
So true, Jess!

But fear not,
In a few days the news cycle will have moved on,
Timelines will have been refreshed incessantly,
And this absolute masterpiece will be nothing more than a faint memory.

And *that's* when we make our comeback.
10:02 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Brussels spouts.
‘Tis but a trifle, Madam.
04:53 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Brussels spouts
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In response to Ben East.
That may well be, kind Sir, but I do consider this a delicacy of the finger-licking kind.
06:12 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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