April Sparkles
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Urgent Memo

From the desk of Young Mr. Bouzy:

Going forth, the Spoutible Terms of Service will include the following:

All users must agree to replace their toilet tissue rolls with wild abandon.

Signed,
Mr. Bouzy 💛

* Mr. Bouzy is out of the building today and asked me to pass this along.
10:43 AM - May 18, 2023
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Scott Cudmore
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In response to April Sparkles.
The 1st amendment of the American Constitution specifically forbids this kind of interference in the....ummm...nether regions of the population
03:26 PM - May 18, 2023
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Pamela B'well
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In response to April Sparkles.
Oh, HELL NO, April.

I just finished sorting
the large paper clips
from the small paper clips.

There will be no
‘wild abandonment’
in the placing of the
toilet paper roll.

Proselytize all you want.
It ain’t happening. 💁🏻‍♀️
03:00 PM - May 18, 2023
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Scott Cudmore
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In response to Pamela B'well.
Oh, zing!
03:15 PM - May 18, 2023
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Dawn Johnson
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In response to April Sparkles.
"Wild Abandon"...is that a new toilet paper scent? I can just smell it now - kind of like various food, booze, and sweat scents lingering after Lollapalooza.

Also, did the men all get the memo? Asking for a friend.
11:09 AM - May 18, 2023
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Natalie Hill
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In response to April Sparkles.
Ok! Going right now to replace it! 🥴
11:07 AM - May 18, 2023
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Al Gray
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In response to April Sparkles.
So, that means it's cool to stick a plunger to the mirror and hang the TP on the handle?
11:04 AM - May 18, 2023
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Pamela B'well
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In response to Al Gray.
You could probably get
4 rolls at once 🥴
03:01 PM - May 18, 2023
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Jack Mcgraw
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In response to April Sparkles.
10:55 AM - May 18, 2023
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Jim Flanigan
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In response to April Sparkles.
“Wild Abandon….from the makers of Charmin. More sheets….Stronger….Grittier. You’ll never run out because no one will use it.”
10:55 AM - May 18, 2023
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Carla Reid + Chilla
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In response to April Sparkles.
Oh, dear. I am not sure I can comply. Let me see if I can work up some wild abandon. :P
10:52 AM - May 18, 2023
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