Anton Markwart
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In response to Woke/Saying NO to polls.
"And what did your husband say to that?"
(Tearfully) "He said: 'Look, we agreed to share the expenses, and I buy you lots of beautiful sweaters. Either put one of them on, or start paying the gas bill.'"
Jury: "GASP!"
"So I had no choice. I HAD to murder him."
Jury: *APPLAUSE*
07:53 AM - May 14, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Fauna Threads.
Florida Man outwitted by Gator, gives free ride to swamp
07:37 AM - May 14, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to ✨Witchy Woman✨.
Accuracy Alert!
It would be impossible for everyone else to type with their thumbs up their ass.
😁
07:00 AM - May 14, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Just Piper.
I'm blaming my weekend flu on it. Yep.

I WAS going to bake an awesome Mother's Day lasagna, too! With tiramisu for dessert! Dang solar ejecta!
02:06 AM - May 14, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Paul Hastings.
English. Learn English. Or whatever language you need to communicate with your manager and coworkers. Learn how to communicate verbally and in writing.
04:06 AM - May 13, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Evolve Undefined.
Seems like it also promotes suffering as a virtue; so if you're getting abused, it brings you closer to God. PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong.
04:01 AM - May 13, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to ✨Witchy Woman✨.
THAT'S why he can't go out in the rain.
03:54 AM - May 13, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Dinah Shore.
Love the pink ties. And their project, of course.
11:20 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Pandirrel. Nobody could resist feeding them in the park.
11:18 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Lyena
11:16 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Zebrelephant
11:15 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Girippopotamus
11:15 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Cheetelk
11:14 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Sharkamander
11:11 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Toye Adele.
Chilling article about these young fanatics for Der Führer.
11:03 PM - May 12, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Earthling Ruthie.
Kinda like an eggplant.
https://www.bonappetit.com...
02:50 AM - May 11, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Susan McBride.
I think it's just that we get more and more peeks inside his already dark soul, and we get a more complete view of his depravity.
02:27 AM - May 10, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Fuzzy Soft.
Plus, anything Government-funded is Socialism and therefore bad, right?
02:17 AM - May 10, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Ordinary Magic.
What if the worm's actually piloting him, controlling his body?
08:44 AM - May 09, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Francesca The Cat.
Smart move, getting carpet color which meshes with your cat's fur color!
08:10 AM - May 09, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to mizmaxgordon.
I wonder what they offered the traitors. It must have been big.
08:25 AM - May 08, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Lola Gayle.
Aw, don't moderate, Marge! Keep giving in to the Dark Side. It's hilarious for the rest of us!
08:19 AM - May 08, 2024 (Edited)
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Lisa Hannon.
I kind of want to see an explicit magazine featuring full-color closeup pictures of the wide variety of apples. No people; just sweet, luscious, unblemished apples. Apples dripping with water on a sunny day, apples in the kitchen, apples in a nutritious lunch.

Did I mention I'm on a diet?
01:07 AM - May 08, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Allwftopic.
Good grief, I miss her daily show.
09:07 PM - May 07, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
I saw the first episode of Disco and I couldn't stand it. Strange New Worlds is totally my jam, though.
09:04 PM - May 07, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Ernest Clark.
All fun & games until they want to take a pick to YOUR bones!

https://www.reapermini.com...
07:35 AM - May 07, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Ernest Clark.
Half the time.
07:04 AM - May 07, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Looks like my magical girl TWILIGHT Sparkle!
https://youtu.be/gyELuLROu...
Daydream Shimmer defeats Midnight Sparkle | MLP: Equestria Girls | Friendship Games! [HD] - YouTube

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Friendship Games! Watch in 720p!---Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Letupita725HDTwitter: https://twitter.com/Letupita725...

02:15 AM - May 07, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to J.W. Sutton, Jr. (he/him).
Hey. Hey, SUTTON! Quit farting around online and GET BACK TO WORK!
01:37 PM - May 05, 2024
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Anton Markwart
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In response to Leta (she/her) is in Varied States of…..
Republicans are devoted to things that emit silent but deadly noxious gases, as recent court events reveal.
03:59 PM - May 04, 2024
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