MAGA crazies said the stock market would tank if Trump got convicted.
Today the Dow gained 574 points — its best day this year so far. 📈😂
Today the Dow gained 574 points — its best day this year so far. 📈😂
11:28 PM - May 31, 2024
I love this judge!
After Trump Court Jesters filed a series of frivolous motions, Judge Merchan has ordered that these alleged attorneys now must seek permission from Judge Merchan if they want to file any more
Criminal court is way more strict than civil court...
After Trump Court Jesters filed a series of frivolous motions, Judge Merchan has ordered that these alleged attorneys now must seek permission from Judge Merchan if they want to file any more
Criminal court is way more strict than civil court...
12:18 PM - Apr 15, 2024
Shit is getting serious
Judge Merchan has just officially been informed by Manhattan DA that Trump is in violation of his gag order. Has violeted it 3 times. DA asks for a fine plus that this posts be taken down (haha) and for next offense, that Trump be jailed
JAILED...
Judge Merchan has just officially been informed by Manhattan DA that Trump is in violation of his gag order. Has violeted it 3 times. DA asks for a fine plus that this posts be taken down (haha) and for next offense, that Trump be jailed
JAILED...
12:32 PM - Apr 15, 2024
My infrequent reminder
Anyone who posts anything pro-maga like Trump will not go to prison or "I believe it when I see it" - will be immediately blocked and blocking is forever. This is EXACTLY as I said it will be. Justice is coming. Trump's first criminal trial is under way & sends him to prison
Anyone who posts anything pro-maga like Trump will not go to prison or "I believe it when I see it" - will be immediately blocked and blocking is forever. This is EXACTLY as I said it will be. Justice is coming. Trump's first criminal trial is under way & sends him to prison
11:47 AM - Apr 15, 2024
And a happy Monday to all from TomiAhonen Almanac
Trump sees his Annus Horribilis getting worse month by month. And we are now just one week from the start of his first criminal trial, on Manhattan...
This is gonna be fun!
Trump sees his Annus Horribilis getting worse month by month. And we are now just one week from the start of his first criminal trial, on Manhattan...
This is gonna be fun!
09:18 AM - Apr 08, 2024
Where is counsel?
Was disbarred yesterday, your honor
And where is co-councel?
Will testify against me tomorrow, your honor
Oh dear. Who will represent you?
Your honor, I will have to represent myself
I will allow it. How do you plead, Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
I will assassinate you
Was disbarred yesterday, your honor
And where is co-councel?
Will testify against me tomorrow, your honor
Oh dear. Who will represent you?
Your honor, I will have to represent myself
I will allow it. How do you plead, Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
I will assassinate you
08:39 PM - Mar 27, 2024
In honor of Trump Legal Dream Team and MAGA* we now present:
Michael Cohen: Disbarred
Rudy Giuliani: Disbarred
Lin Wood: Disbarred
John Eastman: Disbarred
* MAGA = Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
Michael Cohen: Disbarred
Rudy Giuliani: Disbarred
Lin Wood: Disbarred
John Eastman: Disbarred
* MAGA = Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
09:54 PM - Mar 27, 2024
TomiAhonen Almanac & Santa Claus's vindictive half-cousin, Santa Karma interrupt this frivolous laughter at Captain Shoe
Please remember. This is Trump's Annus Horribilis
January was worst month in Trump's life
February was worse still
And now THIS? Makes March even worse
It is ONLY EARLY MARCH
Please remember. This is Trump's Annus Horribilis
January was worst month in Trump's life
February was worse still
And now THIS? Makes March even worse
It is ONLY EARLY MARCH
12:56 PM - Mar 08, 2024
A Very Good Morning to all from TomiAhonen Almanac
So Trumpo folded & paid E Jean Carroll. He posted bond of $91.5 million on Friday, on top of the bond he posted last year of $5.55M. E Jean Carroll will end up with €96.2M of Trump money
Next up: Engoron ruling 16 days
Criminal trial also 16 days
So Trumpo folded & paid E Jean Carroll. He posted bond of $91.5 million on Friday, on top of the bond he posted last year of $5.55M. E Jean Carroll will end up with €96.2M of Trump money
Next up: Engoron ruling 16 days
Criminal trial also 16 days
08:01 AM - Mar 09, 2024
TRUMP CHANGE/34
So here is how I read this. I believe Trump has just in past days DECIDED he will not pay
He won't appeal. He won't pay. He will let them come at him. And then we will find out, he is not worth the $540, and he goes bankrupt
I predict Trump bankruptcy. I make my call today
So here is how I read this. I believe Trump has just in past days DECIDED he will not pay
He won't appeal. He won't pay. He will let them come at him. And then we will find out, he is not worth the $540, and he goes bankrupt
I predict Trump bankruptcy. I make my call today
03:06 PM - Feb 18, 2024
GENERAL RESPONSES to my prediction of Trump being bankrupt this year (Thread substitute is posted below)
Many ask if Putin could help. No. Czar Vladimir the Table dumped Trump in spring 2020 and even told Mitch. The only 'help' Putin would give Trump is a small vial of polonium
Many ask if Putin could help. No. Czar Vladimir the Table dumped Trump in spring 2020 and even told Mitch. The only 'help' Putin would give Trump is a small vial of polonium
05:05 PM - Feb 18, 2024
GENERAL RESPONSES to my prediction of Trump being bankrupt this year (Thread substitute is posted below)
Many ask could Saudis bail out Trump. Sure, but why? He serves them no purpose, Saudis are smart people they know Biden is President for next 5 years & Trump is in prison for rest of his life
Many ask could Saudis bail out Trump. Sure, but why? He serves them no purpose, Saudis are smart people they know Biden is President for next 5 years & Trump is in prison for rest of his life
05:13 PM - Feb 18, 2024
GENERAL RESPONSES to my prediction of Trump being bankrupt this year (Thread substitute is posted below)
Many ask if Elon could help. Space Moron is such an idiot, anything is possible. Look how he is demolishing our beloved Twitter. But I think Elmo was in Florida sensing a fire sale, first dibs
Many ask if Elon could help. Space Moron is such an idiot, anything is possible. Look how he is demolishing our beloved Twitter. But I think Elmo was in Florida sensing a fire sale, first dibs
05:16 PM - Feb 18, 2024
So if you missed it, a few hours ago I made my call. Trump will be bankrupt this year
He MAY be bankrupt already in March
If so, then what a start for his Annus Horribilus
Jan: E Jean Carroll $83M
Feb: Judge Engoron $453M
Mar: Bankrupt
May 10: Guilty verdict by jury in Manhattan criminal trial
He MAY be bankrupt already in March
If so, then what a start for his Annus Horribilus
Jan: E Jean Carroll $83M
Feb: Judge Engoron $453M
Mar: Bankrupt
May 10: Guilty verdict by jury in Manhattan criminal trial
05:20 PM - Feb 18, 2024
Yes. Ivanka testimony in NY civil trial destroyed Trump, which is why prosecutors left it to the end. Remember, her plea bargain requires her to ALSO give SAME testimony in April when the CRIMINAL trial of Trump finances starts on Manhattan
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Fighting For Democracy! @CharmIvanka Trump said that HER FATHER TOOK MONEY FROM HER AND HER SIBLINGS TO INFLATE THE APPEARACE OF HIS NET WORTH to qualify for loans with Deutsche Bank in 2011. Trump told the bank the money was all his.
https://www.newsweek.com/ivanka-trump-testimony-civil-fraud-trial-loan-deutsche-bank-184821911:05 AM - Dec 01, 2023
02:17 PM - Dec 01, 2023
America's fastest-growing Quiz Sensation continues to be
RAT BINGO
As we learned name of 3rd attorney who flipped against Trump in Florida criminal trial (Espionage-A-Lago) ie Jennifer Little the Alina Habba Dabba Do lookalike - we can update the Attorney Bracket of #RatBingo ie Grand #Flippathon
RAT BINGO
As we learned name of 3rd attorney who flipped against Trump in Florida criminal trial (Espionage-A-Lago) ie Jennifer Little the Alina Habba Dabba Do lookalike - we can update the Attorney Bracket of #RatBingo ie Grand #Flippathon
03:42 PM - Dec 01, 2023
To all my followers, I am going to delete a joke I made. As I have a policy of not deleting anything in social media without telling everybody I did so, and why, I will explain why I am now deleting that joke..
04:09 PM - Dec 01, 2023
I absolutely have no interest whatsoever in suggesting Trump in drag is 'funny' but rather, I like to mock his hair styles to mock his vanity. That would not be obvious in one Tweet, where the mocking image happened to be Trump in a woman's wig. That joke is prone to be misunderstood (totally)
04:15 PM - Dec 01, 2023
Lastly I want to say this is one of the best aspects of Social Media. It does happen that people will unintentionally cause harm, to causes they support. At least here in social media, we can learn about our mistakes rapidly. I thank all who pointed out where my joke was prone to cause pain instead
04:38 PM - Dec 01, 2023
Omgoodness! Isn't Liam the suave & debonair one?!!! 😍
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyI am not this cool now, and I definitely wasn't this cool at 4. Liam gets his looks and style from his mom.02:10 PM - Dec 02, 2023![Picture]()
09:45 PM - Dec 02, 2023
Pissed off a number of my cherry-picking, Bible thumping relatives with this meme.
Good
Good
09:40 PM - Dec 02, 2023
Thanks to you and your pal Rep. Dan Goldman for everything you did to get all this started!
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Rep. Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorresEven though George Santos has been expelled from Congress, his legacy lives on through a bill I named after him: the SANTOS Act, which holds Congressional candidates accountable for lying to the public.
STOP ANOTHER NON-TRUTHFUL OFFICE SEEKER.04:17 PM - Dec 01, 2023![Picture]()
12:05 AM - Dec 02, 2023
(Edited)
Remember it is REPUBLICANS who are freaking out about Trump wiping out their chances in all elections. Republicans filed to remove Trump
We WANT Trump on the ticket in 2024 and in 2028 and hopefully even 2032 (those last 2 from prison of course) because he demolishes GOP chances
#LetTrumpBeTrump
We WANT Trump on the ticket in 2024 and in 2028 and hopefully even 2032 (those last 2 from prison of course) because he demolishes GOP chances
#LetTrumpBeTrump
07:28 AM - Nov 18, 2023
Just to let you know, am still here. There is just nothing really worth commenting on. I will be posting when something happens of relevance. I have not forsaken you :-)
11:40 AM - Nov 25, 2023
12:03 PM - Nov 26, 2023
So we are soon to be at the end of 2023. I signed up for Spoutible in February. In this period of time I haven't been abused or threatened once. All I've experienced here is love, empathy, friendship and happiness. This is THE social network that works. It's a great place to be.
03:51 AM - Nov 26, 2023
Then on Trump NY civil trial. The defense starts today. Remember there is no legal defense IN EXISTENCE
The accountant testified under oath 'so much fraud he lost count'. Each exec - Eric, Jr, Trump & Ivanka confessed they committed fraud. This is game over
The penalties will pass $1 Billion
The accountant testified under oath 'so much fraud he lost count'. Each exec - Eric, Jr, Trump & Ivanka confessed they committed fraud. This is game over
The penalties will pass $1 Billion
09:47 AM - Nov 13, 2023
Told you
All six other states where Trump attempted to change the election result, like the fraud he attempted in Georgia - WILL of course indict this same mob. The criminals have started CONFESSING the crime (like Lin Wood, Chesebro, Jenna Ellis & the Kraken Lady)
Here is Nevada, coming...
All six other states where Trump attempted to change the election result, like the fraud he attempted in Georgia - WILL of course indict this same mob. The criminals have started CONFESSING the crime (like Lin Wood, Chesebro, Jenna Ellis & the Kraken Lady)
Here is Nevada, coming...
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Mybuddysully @mybuddysullyNevada's attorney general probes fake electors who backed Trump in 202002:24 PM - Nov 15, 2023
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