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Being a smart ass when I was in HS this would have been me. One time during a history test there was a question on the causes of the Mexican War and I wrote we stole their taco recipe. The teacher was not happy
05:48 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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(laura) elsen
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opened the maps app to check on my wife's progress home from work and her little bubble is at the liquor store. i'm just gonna preemptively change the music to my chemical romance.

oh, and a very happy fuck it tuersday to all who celebrate out there in spoutland
06:42 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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Joe Rock
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Star Trek and Twin Peaks have just crossed paths beyond just the many actors between shows. I’m dying to know what the space koala might have said. Time for some audio reversal. #StarTrekLowerDecks #LowerDecks #TwinPeaks
12:40 AM - Sep 15, 2023
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Reet Petite
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It’s the AUTONOMY, stupid
#abortionisahumanright #reproductivefreedom
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot
Republican governor Glenn Youngkin pouted and whined and held his breath until Virginia turned blue.
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Elie Stowe
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Sundae Gurl
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[babysitting my four year old niece]

Me: “What are you drawing?”
Niece: “I’m drawing a picture of God.”
Me: “But nobody knows what God looks like.”
Niece: [brightly] “They will in a minute.”
08:18 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Sundae Gurl
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Why hit the gym to relieve stress when you can just hit the people who cause the stress and avoid the gym altogether?
08:25 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Sundae Gurl
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Don't judge me for supporting entrepreurialism.
10:55 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Positive Black Sisters
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Ending this day by sharing something "Positive"

#PositiveVibes #PositiveAttitude #positivenews
08:42 PM - Oct 06, 2023
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Bernice A. King
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Uncle John. 🖤
11:00 PM - Jun 22, 2023
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Jamie Schler
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Good morning from France ☀️

“Our passions are ourselves.”

“I have always preferred the folly of passions to the wisdom of indifference.”

- Anatole France
01:51 AM - Jun 13, 2023
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Myles Higgins ?
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This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
08:41 AM - Jun 11, 2023
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Nathan Orr
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A little over 3 months on here and I’m disappointed in the lack of engagement … not even a wedding proposal!!
11:41 AM - Jun 11, 2023
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Elizabeth Bowen
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Watching a show with my guy where one of the characters was making fried chicken and sweet potatoes for her boyfriend
My guy: *looking wistfully at tv*
Me: Uh oh, it’s your dream girlfriend
My guy: No, I wouldn’t want sweet potatoes
Me: Wrong answer
11:57 AM - Jun 11, 2023
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Honey and pepper and roses en déshabillé
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The next one of you who pretends the US is the ONLY racist, genocidal nation on Earth - so help me...
01:42 AM - Jun 11, 2023
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Honey and pepper and roses en déshabillé
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Fella babies, it's about time for me to turn into a pumpkin. Here's wishing you a good night, peaceful rest, dreams that make you smile tomorrow - and, as always...

... be well until we spout again...
10:46 PM - May 30, 2023
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Stewart Tan
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Another random spout (Star Trek Picard related). Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher) & Mike Okuda (designer) discussing the bridge of the Enterprise D. Wheaton is such a geek and I mean that as a compliment!

#StarTrekPicard
#EnterpriseD

https://youtu.be/ewF5hbJXMtE
Star Trek: Picard | Enterprise-D 180° VR Bridge Tour | Paramount+ - YouTube

Join Wil Wheaton (Star Trek: The Next Generation) and Star Trek Graphic Designer Mike Okuda for a 180-degree VR tour of the rebuilt Enterprise-D bridge set f...

11:06 PM - May 03, 2023
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🤘 Raymond M. Black 🤘 🐉
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"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." - William Gibson (shamelessly stolen from Wil Wheaton's Tumblr from 2012)
09:21 AM - May 15, 2023
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Andrew Brodie
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Before you remind me that yes, there are independent breweries in America that can make a decent beer, Domestic American beer is like if a horse drank a beer , then pissed it out, and you drank it, but added water first, cuz that would be weird.
11:32 PM - May 12, 2023
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thread 1 Threaded Spouts
Blaming the Spoutible community for giving me the idea to hit up a local brewery for a soft pretzel and beer for “dinner” tonight. #PretzelWar
05:39 PM - May 13, 2023
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Kevin Reilly
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Right-wingers over on the other app are having conniption fits over a new Miller ad that promotes women brewers. If it wasn't so sad it'd be funny.
12:53 PM - May 15, 2023
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Katrina Mauro
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11:41 PM - May 18, 2023
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
We have helped save a baby red shouldered hawk who fell in our yard. He’s now been placed in fake nest in a big redwood tree from which he probably fell and his parent has already found him!
10:50 PM - May 19, 2023
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Jeri Ryan
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THIS IS IT.
The FINAL episode of #StarTrekPicard is streaming now.
What a journey this has been...
A huge thank you to the fans who have given us so much love through all these years. Your enthusiasm and support has been nothing short of amazing. 🖖🏼❤️
02:11 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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I know they say he wasn’t involved (which is EXACTLY what you’d say to create an element of surprise) but now I’m obsessed that the return of Colm Meany/Miles O’Brian to resolve the issues introduced in this week’s #StarTrekPicard episode would be just about perfect.
12:32 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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Letisha Brown
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One of my most favorite episodes of #StarTrekDS9 and #StarTrek period, "Far beyond the stars" is 25 years old. 🖖🏾 so glad I finally started watching in graduate school!
04:07 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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Jerry Shaver
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We've been bingeing #StarTrekDS9 and we've reached the point where Dukat sells the Alpha Quadrant out because he thinks sucking up to the Dominion will make Cardassia strong again. And the parallels to the way MAGA sucks up to Putin just reached out of the TV and slapped me in the face.
10:05 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Buitengebieden .
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Smile.. 😀
04:33 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Buitengebieden .
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Four seasons in the same place..

📍Žabokreky, Slovakia.


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jason alexander
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My mom always said “may you live in interesting times “. Boy, did she nail it. I’m gonna wish for something different. May we live with as much decency, truth and kindness as humanity can muster. G’nite all.
03:29 AM - Apr 05, 2023
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