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Hey Jar Head Fucking Asshole Jared Bone Saw Boy Kushner

You know who else had a wonderful idea to deport some populations from a desirable beach property?

FUCKING STALIN

He deported the Tatars from Crimea, a whole nation moved away from 'valuable beach property'

FUCK YOU & asshole Republicans
04:13 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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Mr Trump how do you plead, guilty or not guilty

I plead witch hunt, your honor

That is not a valid plea. Guilty or not guilty?

I plead Biden is behind this

President Biden is not the defendant in this case. How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?

Your honor, I plead I will have you assassinated
05:20 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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MERRY NOVARRO DAY
And Happy Prison Day for the rest in Magaland. May your Trump always be allowed to be Trump

Remember how much we hated seeing this monster on our screens? The failed TV Clown and White House Ranking Loon, Peter Bizarro has today been locked up

Navarro in a Florida prison today!
05:46 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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And if you missed it

Late last nite I wrote us another 'thread substitute' this time as a single slide

It is after we heard Trump attorneys tell the Court, that Trump cannot afford to post the bond to appeal the Judge Engoron ruling

What does 'bankruptcy' mean in this case, for Trump..

Enjoy
05:57 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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The stuff of nightmares

If you want a dystopian alternate reality, where President has absolute right to assassinate Americans. 67 pages by homicidal maniacs Sauer-Puss & Lauron-Moron
https://www.supremecourt.g...
09:14 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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Good morning from the TomiAhonen Almanac that chronicles Trump's Annus Horribilis

We are TWO DAYS from when Trump would have to declare bankruptcy if he does not want NY Attorney General Letitia James to seize his ugly buildings on Monday, on the Engoron ruling

This is getting good..
10:37 AM - Mar 20, 2024
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Fun reaading: basic tutorial for children was kindly written by the fine folks over at NY Attorney General. They explain in simple terms to the simpletons of Team Trump what all is wrong in their latest plea
https://iapps.courts.state...
10:52 AM - Mar 20, 2024
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Meanwhile in Georgia trial

Judge McAfee has granted permission to team Trump to appeal the decision to let Fani Willis continue to prosecute the case. This is unlikely to delay the trial in any meaningful way and appeal is likely to be denied, and Fani will of course continue to prosecute the gang
12:17 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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Once again your regular reminder

Trump will lose all four criminal trials
His OWN LAWYERS told Trump this last summer

Trump has no other play
Than to delay, delay and delay

He will try to delay in every way he can, including today

Almost every delay past year has failed, he is batting about 5%
12:25 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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How's your day?

We've passed 400,000 dead soldiers

Oh shit. That's more than we lost in Vietnam. Can you still win it?

No fucking way. Ukrainians are too strong. How's your day?

I got hit by $453 million by Engoron

Oh shit. Can you pay it?

No fucking way. I think I'm gonna start to sell shoes
09:30 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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That’s our President Biden 🥰👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #bidenharrisfourmoreyears & down ballot
11:59 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Lev Parnas:
"I believe that what we are facing now is the culmination of a much larger plan for Russia to crush Ukraine by infiltrating the United States.

"In my travels, I found precisely zero proof of the Bidens' criminality. 👇
11:58 AM - Mar 20, 2024
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BREAKING - Trump’s hold on the GOP

11% of Ohio GOP voters say they’ll vote for Biden in Nov

8% of Ohio GOP voters say they’ll vote for no one in Nov

18.5% of Florida GOP voters have voted for Haley or DeSantis — a clear sign those voters will NOT vote for Trump in Nov
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Why is Trump suddenly hating on EVs at every rally now?

Maybe it’s because Trump asked Elon Musk for a loan — and Elon said no.
08:50 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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Why does Trump owe $464 million?

Because it’s the extra cash he got from banks — by lying — the last decade.

Cash he used to prop up his golden-toilet lifestyle. Cash he used to pay off pornstars. Cash he used to run for office.

It wasn’t his cash. Now he has to pay it back.
08:49 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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I got the job! I'm going to be working Emergency vet med again! Thank you for all your well wishes everyone. Gunna go write my 2 weeks notice now.
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A black woman kicking Trump and his spawn out of Trump Tower, is the definition of sweet karma.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..
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Next up? SCOTUS

Decided they will not work over Christmas break, to expedite Jack Smith by at best a matter of a few weeks. The Appeals Court hears this case in early January anyway

This is NO BIG DEAL. Jack Smith made clever play, forced Trump to play hurried defense. Jack will win this anyway.
05:52 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Jimmy Dugan:

"There's no crying in baseball!"
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And saving best for the last

THIS is sweet. Of course YES, lordy, there are tapes! Trump extortion recording with Michigan election fraud (similar crime to Georgia) has RNC head Ronna McDaniel on the voice call

More perps, more prison, more fun for all!
déjà vu @Anonym
RNC head Ronna McDaniel could face bribery charges related to 2020 election: legal expert
11:58 AM - Dec 22, 2023
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Watching Miami Vice (the original TV show). Crockett and Tubbs still have it going on, the music was good, but Lordy, the clothes. Every day was Halloween in the 80s.
11:12 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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"Kate Cox has been forced to leave Texas to get healthcare outside of the state... Kate is not available for media interviews, and we are not disclosing her whereabouts." #News https://reproductiverights...
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People are concerned lawmakers in Georgia will use a new law to remove Fani Willis. If they do, the move will spark a wave of outrage throughout the country. It would give Democrats a significant edge in 2024.
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MSNBC reported that America's Mayonaise arrived 20 minutes late to his Georgia trial & Judge Howell was annoyed at Giuliani. Vampires avoid daylight. The honorable Sir Buttdial di Rudipantz, the Count of Four Seasons Total Landscaping (parking lot) was apparently still shaving at nearby Denny's
03:05 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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GIULIANI: Boris, did you flip against Trump?

EPSHTEYN: Yeah, I had to make that deal

GIULIANI: But you didn't rat me out to Jack Smith or in Georgia, did you?

EPSHTEYN: Sorry, Rudy, I had to give Fani Willis the same testimony I had given Jack Smith, so it was the whole gang
04:38 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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GIULIANI: Jenna, did you flip against Trump?

ELLIS: Yeah, I had to make that deal

GIULIANI: But you didn't rat me out in Georgia, did you?

ELLIS: Oh, gross! Did you just fart, again?
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