Heatherhere
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Sure sex is great but have you ever scratched an itch on the bottom of your foot without wanting to punch someone
06:20 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Hand in hand watching that rom com you hate on Tubi, I say 'Valentine's Day is such a commercial holiday', secretly hoping you bought me an ad free streaming service
06:14 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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I was down at the book store and said to no one in particular hey does anyone else think Toni Morrison was our most BELOVED author and then I smiled really big and waited for a high five that never came
09:24 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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I used a Target bag instead of the usual Walmart bag to line the bathroom garbage bin and I think it really spruced the place up!
12:05 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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mom mom mom mom mom
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my kid is yelling “JESUS RICE!” as I usher him out the door and I should be mad or upset or something but I am just trying really hard not to laugh
09:12 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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Heatherhere
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Husband: whatcha working on?

Me: word games

Husband: *tiny fart* did that help?
08:54 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Heatherhere
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A charcuterie board is just dry soup
04:31 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Heatherhere
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If the Dum Dum company slogan isn’t “a sucker is born every minute” I’ll be so disappointed
09:16 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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Heatherhere
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Y’all got any dark mode?
05:26 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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