Now this message from the Time Lords
We missed this luvly tidbit of care and love to the ole Trumpo from his dear close pal, Judge Engoron yesterday in his ruling
Judge Engoron has RESET THE CLOCK for the adult supervising Toddler Trump in his business
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The 3 years? has been reset!
We missed this luvly tidbit of care and love to the ole Trumpo from his dear close pal, Judge Engoron yesterday in his ruling
Judge Engoron has RESET THE CLOCK for the adult supervising Toddler Trump in his business
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The 3 years? has been reset!
03:04 PM - Mar 22, 2024
On Trump latest money-laundering scam Truth Socialist going to the stock market. NO. There will be no magical three billions for Trumpo. That is his PROPAGANDA attempting to feed a gullible maganutter 'investor class' that this will make those suckers rich
Here is one take on how this will go:
Here is one take on how this will go:
01:52 PM - Mar 22, 2024
ROTFLMAO I have DA best Tweeps
With Trump losing all his stuff to E Jean Carroll including his ugly jet, and his campaign broke paying lawyers and not affording to rent a plane, this Trump Force One will soon be LAND FORCE ONE
VERY funny, Mr Bruno! Bravo!
With Trump losing all his stuff to E Jean Carroll including his ugly jet, and his campaign broke paying lawyers and not affording to rent a plane, this Trump Force One will soon be LAND FORCE ONE
VERY funny, Mr Bruno! Bravo!
01:13 PM - Mar 22, 2024
Danald? Where is plane?
Come on, Mercedes-dear? I told you that nasty judge Engoron and that Evil Letitia James took my jet. I need you there. It is an important political event, come on Melinia, please come with me, just this once?
I EM NOT TRAFELING TO ARRIT-SOUNA IN A BUS!
Come on, Mercedes-dear? I told you that nasty judge Engoron and that Evil Letitia James took my jet. I need you there. It is an important political event, come on Melinia, please come with me, just this once?
I EM NOT TRAFELING TO ARRIT-SOUNA IN A BUS!
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Lola Gayle @LolaGayleCRaw Story - Trump canceled a rally in Arizona because his campaign was too broke: report11:15 AM - Mar 22, 2024
Trump canceled a rally in Arizona because his campaign was too broke: report - Raw Story
Former President Donald Trump is facing mounting financial difficulties in his campaign — to the point where he is reportedly being forced to triage which states he can afford to hold rallies in.According to a new CNN report, Trump was planning to hold a rally in Arizona last weekend, on the same da..
11:34 AM - Mar 22, 2024
I have now updated the timeline to reflect Manhattan criminal trial got a one-month extension as new evidence was dumped on both teams of lawyers. That trial had moved FORWARD by 2 weeks, so net gain to Trump is only 2 week actual delay achieved... hoo-hum. Meanwhile
9 days to Judge Engoron $453M
9 days to Judge Engoron $453M
10:07 AM - Mar 16, 2024
This is Trump Payment Week. There are ONLY four options. I have given this before but am doing it again. Now the numbers are updated for interest effects past weeks
So one of these four things happens in next 8 days. You saw it here first...
So one of these four things happens in next 8 days. You saw it here first...
02:08 PM - Mar 17, 2024
The MONEY WEEK
This week Trump needs to post his bond if he wants to appeal Judge Engoron ruling of $453 million. That bond would need to be $544 million, yes by Friday. If he had not paid by wkend, on Monday 8 days from now, NY AG Letitia James will seize his stuff
We may see BANKRUPTCY this WEEK
This week Trump needs to post his bond if he wants to appeal Judge Engoron ruling of $453 million. That bond would need to be $544 million, yes by Friday. If he had not paid by wkend, on Monday 8 days from now, NY AG Letitia James will seize his stuff
We may see BANKRUPTCY this WEEK
01:53 PM - Mar 17, 2024
Countdown to Trump bankruptcy
E Jean Carroll verdict $83.3M due in 9 days
Today Trump Court Jesters have to tell court why they think he shouldn't have to pay so much. Their argument 'because Trump is so rich' seems a bit hollow as same lawyers told NY Appeals Court that Trump can't afford to pay
E Jean Carroll verdict $83.3M due in 9 days
Today Trump Court Jesters have to tell court why they think he shouldn't have to pay so much. Their argument 'because Trump is so rich' seems a bit hollow as same lawyers told NY Appeals Court that Trump can't afford to pay
04:01 PM - Mar 02, 2024
It may be Spoutible time-keepers are same people who are releasing Trump's tax returns and his healthcare plan. It is several hours and my 'few seconds' warning from Spoutible has added a lovely detail about VPNs. I am not a bot, nor do I use a VPN. So it no doubt will only take 'a few seconds'...
04:02 PM - Mar 02, 2024
Just for my Spoutible followers. So of course I told them on Mastodon and Post that you guys here are deprived of my content because of the pinheads & boneheads of Spoutible could not figure out if I was a bot or used a VPN. The delay took more than 6 hours. Now I am apparently back to being human
04:04 PM - Mar 02, 2024
But yes, today the answer is due from Alina Habba Dabba Do in Trump's desperate attempt to lower yet another court verdict. His argument WHY he should not pay what law requires, full $83 million plus interest to E Jean Carroll - is because Trump is TOO RICH. I can't wait to read that mindless drivel
04:05 PM - Mar 02, 2024
To all my followers on Mastodon, Post & Spoutible. The bizarre tech 'feature' that decided to block my access to Spoutible for possibly being a bot, & then, hours later that I might be behind a VPN, has now ended. I am back on all 3 platforms. I posted delayed content to those on Spoutible of course
04:08 PM - Mar 02, 2024
Meanwhile over at the kids' table: The gullible
Maganutters discover 'Trump bucks' was another scam. Their 'investment' is worthless
I ask the NRA if they could some thoughts & prayers, but received a fax that after the New York verdict, they can't afford any thoughts nor prayers
#LetTrumpBeTrump
Maganutters discover 'Trump bucks' was another scam. Their 'investment' is worthless
I ask the NRA if they could some thoughts & prayers, but received a fax that after the New York verdict, they can't afford any thoughts nor prayers
#LetTrumpBeTrump
04:16 PM - Mar 02, 2024
Good Morning from the chronological staff here at TomiAhonen Almanac
WE ARE TEN DAYS FROM DAY TRUMP HAS TO PAY E JEAN CARROLL
If Trump has not paid fully in 10 days the $83.3 million plus interest (another $600,000 on top) or has not appealed with bond of $91.6 million, she can SEIZE ASSETS
WE ARE TEN DAYS FROM DAY TRUMP HAS TO PAY E JEAN CARROLL
If Trump has not paid fully in 10 days the $83.3 million plus interest (another $600,000 on top) or has not appealed with bond of $91.6 million, she can SEIZE ASSETS
09:44 AM - Mar 01, 2024
Then there is this from Bobo the Caucus Clown
It is Republican Family* Values
In unrelated news, the NRA has sent a fax, that after they lost in New York, they can not afford to send any thoughts & prayers
* The Republican-to-English Dictionary reveals that 'family' in Magaspeak means 'criminal'
It is Republican Family* Values
In unrelated news, the NRA has sent a fax, that after they lost in New York, they can not afford to send any thoughts & prayers
* The Republican-to-English Dictionary reveals that 'family' in Magaspeak means 'criminal'
09:51 AM - Mar 01, 2024
TomiAhonen Almanac:
Mercedes Boy, Donald Elvis Jesus Trump, the nation's Captain Shoe, is having his
ANNUS HORRIBILUS*
JANUARY 2024 was worst month in Trump's life
FEBRUARY 2024 was worse
MARCH 2024 will be even worse still
* as distinct from his Anus Horribilus**
** source of that nasty odor
Mercedes Boy, Donald Elvis Jesus Trump, the nation's Captain Shoe, is having his
ANNUS HORRIBILUS*
JANUARY 2024 was worst month in Trump's life
FEBRUARY 2024 was worse
MARCH 2024 will be even worse still
* as distinct from his Anus Horribilus**
** source of that nasty odor
11:30 AM - Mar 01, 2024
If Trump wants to pretend to hold onto the claim that he is innocent & did not sexually assault E Jean Carroll, he by any sane view, must appeal the verdict. That means he needs to post a bond worth $91.6 million in 13 days. If he lets her take his stuff, he also admits she was correct about assault
08:43 AM - Feb 27, 2024
If Trump declares bankruptcy, he will lose EVERYTHING but not 'immediately'. He will have to file all his possessions and all his debts, in public to a federal bankruptcy court (any lies or omissions will be counted against him) which then manages the payments to those he owes, starting with taxes
08:57 AM - Feb 27, 2024
If Trump declares bankruptcy, he typically is allowed to keep a reasonable residence - not a palace like Mar-A-Lago. He will typically be allowed to keep 1 personal transport (used car) not jet airplane, etc. Trump will immediately go from Billionaire without stopping at Nillionaire to Debtonaire
09:00 AM - Feb 27, 2024
Trump's whole con artist scam is based on the carefully-crafted illusion that he is a 'successful' 'billionaire'. He is neither. He has never been either. And when Trump declares bankruptcy, MANY of those who believed in him will feel betrayed, and some will regret sending him money
09:06 AM - Feb 27, 2024
But Trump has benefitted from the maga, a cult that was brainwashed by Fox long before Trump came down that escalator to declare that Mexicans were rapists & criminals
Probably MOST in maga will refuse to believe Trump was a fraud. Many WILL continue to send money to him. GOOD!
#LetTrumpBeTrump
Probably MOST in maga will refuse to believe Trump was a fraud. Many WILL continue to send money to him. GOOD!
#LetTrumpBeTrump
09:08 AM - Feb 27, 2024
What happened to Brother Velveeta? How could Kenny McCheese be caught hiding some incriminating evidence from Michigan prosecutors as Ken Chesebro was attempting to plea bargain there
HE WAS RATTED OUT. I betcha! #RatBingo . Someone bearing a grudge for McCheddar's betrayals revealed that evidence
HE WAS RATTED OUT. I betcha! #RatBingo . Someone bearing a grudge for McCheddar's betrayals revealed that evidence
03:17 PM - Feb 26, 2024
In a very tough field to find the dumbest lawyer of the team of Court Jesters for Trump, Brother Velveeta jumps into lead. Kenny McCheese managed to fail his own plea bargain, and now is headed to prison in a Michigan state shithole. Smart move Ken Chesebro. You just passed Habba in our rankings
03:10 PM - Feb 26, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the ACB
The American Cheese Board are laughing themselves silly on Kenny McCheese, Brother Velveeta being THIS STUPID
He got a plea bargain in Geogia & with DOJ. Then he went and CONCEALED incriminating evidence from prosecutors in MI. Ken Chesebro is prison-bound
From the ACB
The American Cheese Board are laughing themselves silly on Kenny McCheese, Brother Velveeta being THIS STUPID
He got a plea bargain in Geogia & with DOJ. Then he went and CONCEALED incriminating evidence from prosecutors in MI. Ken Chesebro is prison-bound
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Jason Looney @Jason_LooneyHow is it possible that so many of these Harvard / Ivy League attorneys can be so incredibly dumb?!?!?
Kenneth Chesebro, the right-wing attorney who helped devise the Trump campaign’s fake electors plot in 2020, concealed a secret Twitter account from prosecutors.02:14 PM - Feb 26, 2024
Key figure in fake electors plot concealed damning posts on secret Twitter account from investigators | CNN Politics
Kenneth Chesebro, the right-wing attorney who helped devise the Trump campaign’s fake electors plot in 2020, concealed a secret Twitter account from Michigan prosecutors, hiding dozens of damning posts that undercut his statements to investigators about his role in the election subversion scheme, a ..
02:38 PM - Feb 26, 2024
Over wkend we hit 'peak Trump' at CPAC. After forgotting name of his Slovenian Rental, calling her Mercedes..
Trumpo then declared he agrees with something Putin said - that President Biden also agrees with (!)
That Biden is best for America
Yes. Now we REALLY need to cheer the ole Trumpo
Songy?
Trumpo then declared he agrees with something Putin said - that President Biden also agrees with (!)
That Biden is best for America
Yes. Now we REALLY need to cheer the ole Trumpo
Songy?
09:28 AM - Feb 26, 2024
I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
Boomtown Rats
The silicon tits inside her chest
Gets switched to overload
& nobody's gonna go to court today
Alina made me stay at home
& Trumpy doesn't understand it
He's now there selling sneakers as good as gold
Engoron saw no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
Your assets
Boomtown Rats
The silicon tits inside her chest
Gets switched to overload
& nobody's gonna go to court today
Alina made me stay at home
& Trumpy doesn't understand it
He's now there selling sneakers as good as gold
Engoron saw no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
Your assets
09:35 AM - Feb 26, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
With Engoron ruling Trump has to pay $454.2M, we can expect
FIRE SALE: Novelty Plastic Cards
Incomplete numbered set of novelty plastic cards, 8,800 in total. Sold for one cent per card or $10 takes the whole lot. Note that novelty cards with serial numbers 69, 666 and 007 no longer available.
FIRE SALE: Novelty Plastic Cards
Incomplete numbered set of novelty plastic cards, 8,800 in total. Sold for one cent per card or $10 takes the whole lot. Note that novelty cards with serial numbers 69, 666 and 007 no longer available.
06:23 PM - Feb 23, 2024
With Engoron ruling Trump has to pay $454.2M, we can expect
FIRE SALE: Industrial Waste
Nearly 10,000 unopened cans of industrial waste, past its expiration date. Some leakage. Hazmat suit required for handling. Stored in wife's bedroom at resort in New Jersey. No reasonable offer refused.
FIRE SALE: Industrial Waste
Nearly 10,000 unopened cans of industrial waste, past its expiration date. Some leakage. Hazmat suit required for handling. Stored in wife's bedroom at resort in New Jersey. No reasonable offer refused.
06:27 PM - Feb 23, 2024
With Engoron ruling Trump has to pay $454.2M, we can expect
GIVEN AWAY: Lumpy Pillows
Liquidation of resort. To improve value, the 376 lumpy pillows must go! Given away for free! Condition of alleged bedwear best described as well-worn, smelly, lice-infested & lumpy. Will toss in Mike Lindell
GIVEN AWAY: Lumpy Pillows
Liquidation of resort. To improve value, the 376 lumpy pillows must go! Given away for free! Condition of alleged bedwear best described as well-worn, smelly, lice-infested & lumpy. Will toss in Mike Lindell
06:34 PM - Feb 23, 2024
With Engoron ruling Trump has to pay $454.2M, we can expect
FIRE SALE: Son
40 year old male, somewhat dum, but mostly house-trained. Tendency to steal from cancer kids & run financial frauds. Pedigree impeccable from thoroughbred Busey bloodline. Will consider exchange for woman with big tits
FIRE SALE: Son
40 year old male, somewhat dum, but mostly house-trained. Tendency to steal from cancer kids & run financial frauds. Pedigree impeccable from thoroughbred Busey bloodline. Will consider exchange for woman with big tits
06:37 PM - Feb 23, 2024
