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Sergio Leone and Spaghetti Western Productions are finally releasing the full Buden Box Set:

The Good, The Bad, And The Buden
A Fistful Of Grest
Two Mules For Sister Misinformes
For A Few Disinformes More
The Outlaw Josey Buden
01:16 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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LOL I hate these Trump Vocabulary Malfunctions, it is so hard to misspell those bizarre words accurately. Here is corrected version of Spaghetti Westerns

The Good, The Bad, And The Buden
A Fistful of Grest
A Few Disinformates More
Two Mules For Sister Misinformates
The Outlaw Josey Buden
01:38 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Ronna, you're an asshole but SUE the network NBC anyway. They made a colossal mistake in their stupid hiring of you. Now they fired you in breach of contract. So sue their pants off. NBC and all networks need to learn, they need to stay the fuck away from magamaggot assholes like you, Ronna McDanel
01:44 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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HBO, Vocabulary Malfunctions Cinema and Frontbutt Productions present third installment of comedy classic

MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 3:

When DISINFORMATES Met MISINFORMATES

Starting
Don Poorleone as *BUDEN*

Introducing
Alina Habba Dabba Do as *GREST*
02:14 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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I can help! I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ NNT Dept of Nominative & Namey Things. Trump kids are named for Greek gods. Disinformates, god of drug abuse diminutives are Dizzy, Donny & Don Jr. Misinformates goddess of grifting diminutives Missy, Izzy & Ivanka. Eric was named by his dad Gary Busey
02:46 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Letitia James takes Trump stuff tomorrow on Judge Engoron ruling

FIRE SALE: Cemetery & Golf Course

For sale, rare combination golfing and final resting place. Grave yard has ample space. Reasonable wear and tear, only modest flea infection. Has not passed rat inspection. Immediate sale. Cash only
02:35 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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Letitia James takes Trump stuff tomorrow on Judge Engoron ruling

FIRE SALE: Industrial Waste

Nearly 10,000 cans of unopened industrial waste long past its sell-by date. Some leakage. Hazmat suit required for handling. Location wife's bedroom at NJ resort. No reasonable offer refused
02:59 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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Letitia James takes Trump stuff tomorrow on Judge Engoron ruling

FIRE SALE: Son

40 year old male, somewhat dim. Mostly house-trained. Has tendency to steal from cancer kids & run financial frauds. Twice disciplined, believed cured. Pedigree impeccable from Busey bloodline. Cash sale or trade..
03:03 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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Letitia James takes Trump stuff tomorrow on Judge Engoron ruling

FIRE SALE: Mercedes

For sale, used Mercedes imported from Slovenia. Cranky, shows considerable wear. Recently rebuilt front bumpers with tremendous silicone enhancement. Comes with onerous prenup.
03:06 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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Now this message from the Time Lords

We missed this luvly tidbit of care and love to the ole Trumpo from his dear close pal, Judge Engoron yesterday in his ruling

Judge Engoron has RESET THE CLOCK for the adult supervising Toddler Trump in his business

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The 3 years? has been reset!
03:04 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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On Truth Socialist going to Stock Market

That is not a real business. It is a money-laundering scam. Those who invest in it will lose their (frontbutt) pants

Trump won't benefit
His own share is NOTHING NEAR $3B
He'd get his money EARLIEST in 6 mo
He has to pay TAXES first
Then pay NY
& Chubb
02:25 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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On Trump latest money-laundering scam Truth Socialist going to the stock market. NO. There will be no magical three billions for Trumpo. That is his PROPAGANDA attempting to feed a gullible maganutter 'investor class' that this will make those suckers rich

Here is one take on how this will go:
01:52 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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This just in. Donald the Duck McTrump, the Deadbeat Don, the King of Debt, the Bankruptcy Boy, Trumpo has a statement to us...

about his latest money laundering scam

TRUTH SOCIALIST

Take it away, Trump..
10:30 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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And in case you missed it, I leaked yesterday the top secret plans that the State of New York has, to increase value of seized Trump properties, when they have the fire sale starting next week, on all Trump assets to satisfy the court verdict by Judge Engoron worth $457 million

RENAMING, enjoy:
10:38 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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Danald? Where is plane?

Come on, Mercedes-dear? I told you that nasty judge Engoron and that Evil Letitia James took my jet. I need you there. It is an important political event, come on Melinia, please come with me, just this once?

I EM NOT TRAFELING TO ARRIT-SOUNA IN A BUS!
Lola Gayle @LolaGayleC
Raw Story - Trump canceled a rally in Arizona because his campaign was too broke: report
11:15 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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ROTFLMAO I have DA best Tweeps

With Trump losing all his stuff to E Jean Carroll including his ugly jet, and his campaign broke paying lawyers and not affording to rent a plane, this Trump Force One will soon be LAND FORCE ONE

VERY funny, Mr Bruno! Bravo!
01:13 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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HAHA and here is Judge Merchan (Manhattan criminal trial starting for Trump in a month) ruling that no, Trumpo, you fucking moron, you may not argue in court, that because your crooked lawyer was there, it was somehow ok for you to commit crimes. STFU asshole

I may have paraphrased it a little bit
07:13 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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I have now updated the timeline to reflect Manhattan criminal trial got a one-month extension as new evidence was dumped on both teams of lawyers. That trial had moved FORWARD by 2 weeks, so net gain to Trump is only 2 week actual delay achieved... hoo-hum. Meanwhile

9 days to Judge Engoron $453M
10:07 AM - Mar 16, 2024
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The MONEY WEEK

This week Trump needs to post his bond if he wants to appeal Judge Engoron ruling of $453 million. That bond would need to be $544 million, yes by Friday. If he had not paid by wkend, on Monday 8 days from now, NY AG Letitia James will seize his stuff

We may see BANKRUPTCY this WEEK
01:53 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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This is Trump Payment Week. There are ONLY four options. I have given this before but am doing it again. Now the numbers are updated for interest effects past weeks

So one of these four things happens in next 8 days. You saw it here first...
02:08 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Let's see how that plays. Manhattan DA is ready to proceed to trial, Trump wanted to use this as excuse to end the trial or 90 day delay, but Manhattan DA points out to judge, Trump team is at fault for the delay so they won't get what they want. Still Manhattan DA said, 30 days is ok for delay...
05:17 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Remember, Trump's own lawyers told Trump he will lose each of these 4 criminal trials this year and Trump will receive 561 years out of possible 712.5 years in prison. Trump has no other play than to delay, and EVERY time he is in court, any filing, he will try to delay. And most delays have failed
05:20 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Meanwhile in Espionage-A-Lago case, Trump had asked to dismiss the charges. Trump's very own pocket Judge Cannon: Come On Aileen again rules against the ole Trumpo

Looks like Jack Smith has Judge Cannon exactly where he wants her. This is once again the correct ruling. She does not want a spanking
05:31 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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RETURN OF DOORMAN !!!!!

Tweeps, we HAVE to do that David Bowie parody song again, as we seem to be getting the return of Doorman... hold on, this way take a while. That was quite some time ago...
Remo @Remoman
Bragg would also like to inform the jury of a reported payment made to Trump Tower doorman Dino Sajudin to keep him from spreading a baseless claim about Trump's out-of-wedlock child
09:06 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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Here is my parody lyric about Trump Doorman / illegitimate child, to tune of David Bowie's Starman

I did this maybe 5 years ago on the dead bird site
09:29 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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I'm waiting with worms in my mouth.. I mean, bated breath! 😁
01:25 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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LOL !!! That is the correct way to await Rat Bingo, with worms in one's mouth indeed

(still laughing)
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Trump Annus Horribilis

"There is going to be so much winning, you will grow tired of all the winning."

No, Trumpo! We have not grown tired of this kind of winning at all. Please continue!

Trump ordered to pay $382,000 for his lies about Steel Dossier to company of former British spy
Michael Farrell @Sensiblelawyer
02:19 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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Trump team begged for more time in E Jean Carroll verdict of $83.3 million. Judge Kaplan says no, shithead, you had ample time to get your money. Pay up, fucking asshole. Why don't you sell some of your ugly shoes?

(I may have slightly paraphrased the Judge's exact wording)
06:02 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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Public Service Announcement from TomiAhonen Almanac

Jan 2024 was worst month in Trump's life
Feb was even worse

For March Trump ordered to pay another $300K, lost bid to delay E Jean Carroll payment, learn names of witnesses, and Jack Smith interviewed a new rat yesterday

Karma is just warming up
06:22 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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