To my followers, it has been intense and fun. But also very time-consuming. I will now take a break. I expect to only briefly stop by on Wednesday (no court) and will resume the close attention to Michael Cohen's final day of testimony (Thursday). Friday there is no court also.
04:59 PM - May 14, 2024
At some college campus, the unnamed rock band finally figured out what they will be called:
The Orange Turd and the Paranormal Possums
The Orange Turd and the Paranormal Possums
10:47 AM - May 09, 2024
(and as you were wondering how can Tomi be so freaking accurate with all his forecasts and how he knows who has flipped. Now you know the truth. I am not a time traveler from the future. I am something even more diabolical: I am a paranormal possum!)
12:01 PM - May 09, 2024
To all fellow users of Spoutible. Space Moron is now increasing the extortion over at Twitter or Xcrement or whatever is his X. They intend to make all pay who want to post there. I expect more exodus out of Twitter & many will come here. Please welcome them & help them adjust to the life after TW
09:58 AM - Apr 16, 2024
So the best forecaster in the world did it again
I never said Mueller investigation of Impeachment 1 or Impeachment 2 will take Trump to prison
From year 2018 I told you, it is THIS trial, after FBI raided Michael Cohen. THIS will be the FIRST (of now 62) criminal trials & convictions of Trump
I never said Mueller investigation of Impeachment 1 or Impeachment 2 will take Trump to prison
From year 2018 I told you, it is THIS trial, after FBI raided Michael Cohen. THIS will be the FIRST (of now 62) criminal trials & convictions of Trump
08:38 AM - Apr 15, 2024
So a few thoughts about Trump's first criminal trial
First. Victory lap time. I TOLD you THIS Manhattan criminal investigation had not ended
I TOLD you Weisselberg had to go before Trump
I TOLD you this will be first indictment
I TOLD you this will be his first criminal trial
You're welcome
First. Victory lap time. I TOLD you THIS Manhattan criminal investigation had not ended
I TOLD you Weisselberg had to go before Trump
I TOLD you this will be first indictment
I TOLD you this will be his first criminal trial
You're welcome
08:36 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Coming up in everybody's favorite daytime courtroom soap opera:
AS THE RAT TURNS
We have the long-awaited special episode: "Hope Hicks"
2 days to Trump criminal trial starting on Manhattan!
#RatBingo Grand #Flippathon
AS THE RAT TURNS
We have the long-awaited special episode: "Hope Hicks"
2 days to Trump criminal trial starting on Manhattan!
#RatBingo Grand #Flippathon
09:29 AM - Apr 13, 2024
In case you missed it, we have a 'Thread substitute'.
I did some midnight political analysis. This you do not want to miss, buy you will need to scroll down about 27 Tweets in my timeline, down to the one where I have Trump's message about Lindsey Graham. And read UP from there. Enjoy...
I did some midnight political analysis. This you do not want to miss, buy you will need to scroll down about 27 Tweets in my timeline, down to the one where I have Trump's message about Lindsey Graham. And read UP from there. Enjoy...
09:53 AM - Apr 09, 2024
YES!! Exactly!
This is the biggest ad campaign we need to run this election cycle in every district, with enormous funding. Make the Republicans eat Trump and suffer the consequences
#LatTrumpBeTrump
This is the biggest ad campaign we need to run this election cycle in every district, with enormous funding. Make the Republicans eat Trump and suffer the consequences
#LatTrumpBeTrump
10:15 AM - Apr 09, 2024
Oh oh?`
The epicenter of the earthquake was at Trump golf course. I hear the hazardous waste team from Trump University is already on the site. They have determined that this quake was caused by 8,491 cans of expired Goya Beans going critical. A chain reaction of anti-culinary catastrophic matter
The epicenter of the earthquake was at Trump golf course. I hear the hazardous waste team from Trump University is already on the site. They have determined that this quake was caused by 8,491 cans of expired Goya Beans going critical. A chain reaction of anti-culinary catastrophic matter
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Rosemary Pugliese @AsheRoseI love that Trump National Golf Club is epicenter of the quake. Selling garbage bibles ticked someone off?12:29 PM - Apr 05, 2024![Picture]()
12:45 PM - Apr 05, 2024
Here is the story of Letitia James asking Judge Engoron to ask Barbara Jones to find the evidence about Allen Weisselberg perjury (is in bottom half of the news article)
https://thehill.com/regula...
https://thehill.com/regula...
01:09 PM - Apr 05, 2024
Hey! Peter Bizarro? Wasn't the whole point of locking you up in PRISON that you shut the fuck up and leave us alone for a few months. Quit whining, you're as bad as Bible Boy. Pull up your big boy pants Navarro! Shut the fuck up, quit whining & eat your medicine. Next time OBEY THE SUBPOENA, asshole
10:13 AM - Apr 03, 2024
It's Donald
[pause]
Yeah, I'm calling about this $175 million I need to post next week
[pause]
I know. But you owe me. For the Supreme Court Justices who overurned Roe vs Wade. You owe me!
[pause]
I'm not asking your church for money. I will release a stupid $60 dollar Bible & you'll buy those
[pause]
Yeah, I'm calling about this $175 million I need to post next week
[pause]
I know. But you owe me. For the Supreme Court Justices who overurned Roe vs Wade. You owe me!
[pause]
I'm not asking your church for money. I will release a stupid $60 dollar Bible & you'll buy those
02:24 PM - Mar 27, 2024
ELEANOR RIGBY
The Beatles
Don Poorleone
Picks up some mice
In the trap where that cheddar had been
It's protein
Waits by his window
Hiding that hair
That he keeps in a box by the door
Who is it for
All the debt collectors
Where do they all come from
And the tax collectors
Where do they all come
The Beatles
Don Poorleone
Picks up some mice
In the trap where that cheddar had been
It's protein
Waits by his window
Hiding that hair
That he keeps in a box by the door
Who is it for
All the debt collectors
Where do they all come from
And the tax collectors
Where do they all come
11:05 AM - Mar 25, 2024
Now on Monday, solemn day, the Letitia cometh 30 days after The Engoron. There will be no singing! Absolutely no singing! And when I say there will be no singing, I mean of course that we might have just a little bit of singing. Or quite a lot actually. Now go to sleep!
12:49 AM - Mar 25, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
Letitia James takes Trump stuff tomorrow on Judge Engoron ruling
FIRE SALE: Cemetery & Golf Course
For sale, rare combination golfing and final resting place. Grave yard has ample space. Reasonable wear and tear, only modest flea infection. Has not passed rat inspection. Immediate sale. Cash only
FIRE SALE: Cemetery & Golf Course
For sale, rare combination golfing and final resting place. Grave yard has ample space. Reasonable wear and tear, only modest flea infection. Has not passed rat inspection. Immediate sale. Cash only
02:35 PM - Mar 24, 2024
Well well well
A Very Good Morning to all my Tweeps here from the TomiAhonen Almanac
It appears Trump did not declare bankruptcy yesterday*. It looks like Trumpo did dumbest thing possible
And LETITIA JAMES TAKES ALL HIS STUFF ON MONDAY
* It is plausible he did and we only find out on Monday
A Very Good Morning to all my Tweeps here from the TomiAhonen Almanac
It appears Trump did not declare bankruptcy yesterday*. It looks like Trumpo did dumbest thing possible
And LETITIA JAMES TAKES ALL HIS STUFF ON MONDAY
* It is plausible he did and we only find out on Monday
09:15 AM - Mar 23, 2024
For posterity. I have made a rare deletion of a couple of postings all because I had in them wrong information. I had misread Lev Parnas testimony news, and listed wrong Republican by name of Sessions. Lev was talking of House Rep Pete Sessions. I will reissue my joke referencing correct criminal...
04:19 PM - Mar 20, 2024
Key to Trump strategy
So in WHATEVER situation for the ole Trumpo. Imagine all plausible paths of action. Figure out what is the DUMBEST move
Trump will do something even more insane
Like this. They quoted Kavanaugh OUT OF CONTEXT in SCOTUS filing. That should piss him off..
#LetTrumpBeTrump
So in WHATEVER situation for the ole Trumpo. Imagine all plausible paths of action. Figure out what is the DUMBEST move
Trump will do something even more insane
Like this. They quoted Kavanaugh OUT OF CONTEXT in SCOTUS filing. That should piss him off..
#LetTrumpBeTrump
04:57 PM - Mar 20, 2024
and on Monday as Deadbeat Don is unable to pay his debts to NY on the Judge Engoron ruling of $457 million, what will NY AG Letitia James do with Trump properties?
I have an idea for NJ Bedminster. Turn it into a Veteran's Hospital (and wind farm) and military cemetery. Named after Sen John McCain
I have an idea for NJ Bedminster. Turn it into a Veteran's Hospital (and wind farm) and military cemetery. Named after Sen John McCain
05:19 PM - Mar 20, 2024
And on Monday as Trump is unable to pay New York $457 million and NY AG Letitia James will start to seize his properties
I think the only considerate thing she can do..
In fact, the ONLY humane thing..
about Eric, is to release him to his biological dad, Gary Busey. That is the humane thing to do
I think the only considerate thing she can do..
In fact, the ONLY humane thing..
about Eric, is to release him to his biological dad, Gary Busey. That is the humane thing to do
05:24 PM - Mar 20, 2024
Friendly reminder from TomiAhonen Almanac
TRUMP ANNUS HORRIBILIS
Tomorrow is the last day Trump can delay his payments due on Judge Engoron ruling of $457 million, by declaring bankruptcy. Or Monday Letitia James takes his stuff
Will Trump do the sane thing?
Or will Letitia James take his stuff?
TRUMP ANNUS HORRIBILIS
Tomorrow is the last day Trump can delay his payments due on Judge Engoron ruling of $457 million, by declaring bankruptcy. Or Monday Letitia James takes his stuff
Will Trump do the sane thing?
Or will Letitia James take his stuff?
10:16 AM - Mar 21, 2024
In response to John Kreutzberger.
My pleasure, John. It is funny how many times now in this Trumpomess, I had stored somewhere in the back of my mind various lessons learned - often back in college - that suddenly became useful, hey, I actually know this. I did not foresee ever needing THIS knowledge haha..
Signed: Teacher's pet
Signed: Teacher's pet
12:00 PM - Mar 20, 2024
And if you missed it
Late last nite I wrote us another 'thread substitute' this time as a single slide
It is after we heard Trump attorneys tell the Court, that Trump cannot afford to post the bond to appeal the Judge Engoron ruling
What does 'bankruptcy' mean in this case, for Trump..
Enjoy
Late last nite I wrote us another 'thread substitute' this time as a single slide
It is after we heard Trump attorneys tell the Court, that Trump cannot afford to post the bond to appeal the Judge Engoron ruling
What does 'bankruptcy' mean in this case, for Trump..
Enjoy
05:57 PM - Mar 19, 2024
The stuff of nightmares
If you want a dystopian alternate reality, where President has absolute right to assassinate Americans. 67 pages by homicidal maniacs Sauer-Puss & Lauron-Moron
https://www.supremecourt.g...
If you want a dystopian alternate reality, where President has absolute right to assassinate Americans. 67 pages by homicidal maniacs Sauer-Puss & Lauron-Moron
https://www.supremecourt.g...
09:14 PM - Mar 19, 2024
This is Trump Payment Week. There are ONLY four options. I have given this before but am doing it again. Now the numbers are updated for interest effects past weeks
So one of these four things happens in next 8 days. You saw it here first...
So one of these four things happens in next 8 days. You saw it here first...
02:08 PM - Mar 17, 2024
DO NOT PANIC
In Georgia Judge McAfee has quashed six charges with 35 remaining of the indictment. These charges MAY be brought if GA District Attorney Fani Willis chooses to do so (later). All same perps remain indicted, we will have a trial in Georgia
But this is 'normal' bartering in trials
In Georgia Judge McAfee has quashed six charges with 35 remaining of the indictment. These charges MAY be brought if GA District Attorney Fani Willis chooses to do so (later). All same perps remain indicted, we will have a trial in Georgia
But this is 'normal' bartering in trials
11:47 AM - Mar 13, 2024
