Donald Trump is a convicted felon. Guilty on all 34 counts. The rule of law and the principle that no one is above the law has held.
05:29 PM - May 30, 2024
The Manhattan DA’s office earned this win. This is not over yet — there will be appeals — but they’ve followed the playbook for how to beat Trump. Be bold. Ignore his distractions. Focus on your case. Grind it out.
This is the way to take down Trump.
This is the way to take down Trump.
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
I would like to point out that 12 average New Yorkers had more guts than 43 GOP Senators in holding DJT accountable.
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
Breaking: A jury of Trump's peers has issued a verdict that no, Trump cannot shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue
05:10 PM - May 30, 2024
VERDICT WATCH
Your T Dawg is ready
Your T Dawg is ready
04:58 PM - May 30, 2024
First just to us on Mastodon, Spoutible and Post
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
05:33 PM - May 30, 2024
On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
And a very VERY good morning to all from the TomiAhonen Almanac
Trump's Annus Horribilis has had its worst month yet again, in April, and last night the two huge bombshells fell, that the whole Trump gang is now criminally indicted in Michigan and also Arizona.
More decades of prison for all!
Trump's Annus Horribilis has had its worst month yet again, in April, and last night the two huge bombshells fell, that the whole Trump gang is now criminally indicted in Michigan and also Arizona.
More decades of prison for all!
08:23 AM - Apr 25, 2024
In case you missed it
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
11:33 AM - Apr 25, 2024
In response to JudyBlueEys.
NINE of Trump's lawyers have so far been criminally convicted, or indicted, or are listed as a criminal defendant in a current criminal prosecution. NINE
Four disbarred so far. Four convicted so far. All of these 9 will be disbarred and convicted. MOST will go to prison. And more to come
Four disbarred so far. Four convicted so far. All of these 9 will be disbarred and convicted. MOST will go to prison. And more to come
08:30 PM - Apr 24, 2024
Nothing matters more than stopping Trump this November. Every progressive cause, every progressive conviction, every progressive goal you have will fare many, many times worse under Trump. Our definitive purpose right now should be reelecting President Biden.
10:41 PM - Apr 23, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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06:51 PM - Apr 20, 2024
Dear Judges:
Stop “admonishing” Trump — and start actually holding him accountable.
Respectfully submitted,
The American People
Stop “admonishing” Trump — and start actually holding him accountable.
Respectfully submitted,
The American People
07:40 PM - Apr 16, 2024
YES!! Exactly!
This is the biggest ad campaign we need to run this election cycle in every district, with enormous funding. Make the Republicans eat Trump and suffer the consequences
#LatTrumpBeTrump
This is the biggest ad campaign we need to run this election cycle in every district, with enormous funding. Make the Republicans eat Trump and suffer the consequences
#LatTrumpBeTrump
10:15 AM - Apr 09, 2024
#dailypicturetheme #found an old pre-mohawk selfie from when I first started shaving my head.
05:53 PM - Mar 21, 2024
As Trump is unable to pay his debts on Judge Engoron ruling of $457 million by Monday and NY AG Letitia James will seize Trump properties, what to do with them?
Trump Tower is obvious. Name it for E Jean Carroll, make it a homeless shelter
And replace that ugly clock with statue of Stormy Daniels
Trump Tower is obvious. Name it for E Jean Carroll, make it a homeless shelter
And replace that ugly clock with statue of Stormy Daniels
05:14 PM - Mar 20, 2024
While my heart bleeds for Ukraine's brave struggle
I have very very deep thoughts for the Palestinians who have been betrayed time and again, and treated inhumanely by a Jewish peoples, that itself was facing extermination a century ago
Jared can go fuck himself even suggesting ethnic cleansing
I have very very deep thoughts for the Palestinians who have been betrayed time and again, and treated inhumanely by a Jewish peoples, that itself was facing extermination a century ago
Jared can go fuck himself even suggesting ethnic cleansing
04:24 PM - Mar 19, 2024
There are two optional bonus drinks I may take from that 21yo Glenfiddich bottle
If Trump is sent to JAIL by any judge even for one night, prior to going to prison, any punishment for court behavior etc, that warrants a drink
And bankruptcy. If he declares bankruptcy, I open that bottle.. :-)
If Trump is sent to JAIL by any judge even for one night, prior to going to prison, any punishment for court behavior etc, that warrants a drink
And bankruptcy. If he declares bankruptcy, I open that bottle.. :-)
03:06 PM - Mar 18, 2024
Trump: I can't pay them
Giuliani: Neither can I
Trump: DRIVE RUDY!
Giuliani: Neither can I
Trump: DRIVE RUDY!
03:16 PM - Mar 18, 2024
O TANNENBAUM
O Engoron, o Engoron
I cannot pay your verdict
O Engoron, o Engoron
Let's blame this all on Eric
Don't take my jet
Don't make a fuss
Melania
Won't take a buss
O Engoron, o Engoron
I cannot pay your verdict...
O Engoron, o Engoron
I cannot pay your verdict
O Engoron, o Engoron
Let's blame this all on Eric
Don't take my jet
Don't make a fuss
Melania
Won't take a buss
O Engoron, o Engoron
I cannot pay your verdict...
08:30 PM - Mar 18, 2024
First insulin — now inhalers.
$35/month. Instead of $350-650.
Thanks, Brandon.
$35/month. Instead of $350-650.
Thanks, Brandon.
08:04 PM - Mar 18, 2024
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL 🚨
MTG, your time's up.
North Georgia: I heard you loud and clear.
I filed my paperwork, and I'm going to be on the ballot as a candidate for Congress.
Can you echo and consider matching our AVG donation of $27.54?
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MTG, your time's up.
North Georgia: I heard you loud and clear.
I filed my paperwork, and I'm going to be on the ballot as a candidate for Congress.
Can you echo and consider matching our AVG donation of $27.54?
➡️https://secure.actblue.com/donate/shsocialmedia?refcode=s
09:09 PM - Mar 05, 2024
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett ~ Much to the dismay of MAGA, but to the pleasure of Democracy, Texas 30 has overwhelmingly re-elected me to a second term ☺️!
I’m currently at 93% after early voting & I don’t currently have a General OPPONENT!
Now, let’s take the HOUSE BACK! 💪🏾
I’m currently at 93% after early voting & I don’t currently have a General OPPONENT!
Now, let’s take the HOUSE BACK! 💪🏾
08:56 PM - Mar 05, 2024
Today is 2 year anniversary of date when Putin launched his invasion war into Ukraine
We cannot abandon or forget Ukraine in its struggle to kick out the Russians. Ukraine will prevail. Justice will prevail. All of Ukraine will be liberated
Slava Ukraini
Heroiam Slava
#SlavaUkraini #HeroiamSlava
We cannot abandon or forget Ukraine in its struggle to kick out the Russians. Ukraine will prevail. Justice will prevail. All of Ukraine will be liberated
Slava Ukraini
Heroiam Slava
#SlavaUkraini #HeroiamSlava
08:15 AM - Feb 24, 2024
(Meanwhile I will continue my eternal struggle to not be Elvis)
09:52 AM - Feb 06, 2024
TEACHER: Donald, where's your homework?
TRUMP: My dog ate it
TEACHER: You don't have a dog
TRUMP: My mom sent a note that I don't have to do homework
TEACHER: This is not your mother's handwriting, Donald. I'll send you to detention
TRUMP: You can't give me detention! I have immunity! I'm Elvis
TRUMP: My dog ate it
TEACHER: You don't have a dog
TRUMP: My mom sent a note that I don't have to do homework
TEACHER: This is not your mother's handwriting, Donald. I'll send you to detention
TRUMP: You can't give me detention! I have immunity! I'm Elvis
02:00 PM - Feb 06, 2024
$83 million
CONGRATULATIONS E JEAN CARROLL
Jury orders Trump to pay $83 million dollars in total
CONGRATULATIONS E JEAN CARROLL
Jury orders Trump to pay $83 million dollars in total
04:45 PM - Jan 26, 2024
