Twitter is the gaslighting ex who cheated on you, drained your bank account, and crashed your car. The longer you're away from them, the more you wonder why you bothered with them in the first place.
12:29 PM - May 01, 2023
Please help if you can. Every dollar is important. Please donate, boost, and support!
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Young Lesbian Dre @undrea200010:08 PM - May 04, 2024
10:18 PM - May 04, 2024
I found this on a post from a representative in Florida running for office. I thought it told a powerful story, so I shared.
07:22 PM - May 04, 2024
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I'm sorry, but I saw this a few days ago, and it's still cracking me up.
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Bob - Garden is Life @trebuchetguyWhat is Sean Connery's favorite sexual position?
Once again, the city roads commission did not run their proposed name past any 14 year old boys.08:08 PM - May 02, 2024![Picture]()
06:31 PM - May 04, 2024
Agreed. We have one shelter like that here but it is funded by private donations.
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RobPalmerIRL (he/him/his) @RobPalmerIRLY'all...I really hate the idea of healthy animals being killed because they can't find a home. You'd think states would make funds available to encourage foster care for those qualified, and willing, and has the space, time, money, energy, and love.06:19 PM - May 04, 2024
06:24 PM - May 04, 2024
Dear @cbouzy ,
Thank for creating the first platform where #RedStateDems can connect. Life has been lonely but now we can become the helpers.
Sincerely,
Me
Thank for creating the first platform where #RedStateDems can connect. Life has been lonely but now we can become the helpers.
Sincerely,
Me
08:58 PM - May 02, 2024
Be kind, open your mind. Every day. https://youtu.be/BdtiW2UDf...
Boy consoles crying classmate with autism on first day of school - YouTube
This 8-year-old boy from Wichita, Kansas, saw a fellow classmate crying on the first day of school. So he showed compassion and held the boy's hand, then wal...
02:31 PM - May 03, 2024
Georgia folks beat the long lines and vote early. 👇🏾
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Nikki Norman @DarlinNikkiIf you live in Georgia, remember that early voting starts today and goes through May 17th.12:49 PM - May 03, 2024
12:50 PM - May 03, 2024
"A wise woman once said, "Fuck this shit," and she lived happily ever after."
—unknown
—unknown
06:43 PM - May 02, 2024
Women over 50 tend not to bother arguing ww/people determined to be asshats/dickheads. You're not going to convert them to decent, kind people. They just like upsetting others bc they're asshats and dickheads. As it's #FuckItThursday , they also tend to be cockwombling dickswab fucksticks.
08:19 PM - May 02, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
It's not "nostalgia"; things cost more and people want them to cost less. They cost less under FP45 and so they think that means he was better for the economy. Ask the farmers who saw tariffs decimate their livelihood. Ask the people who watched their supply chains snarl when COvid-19 ran rampant.
07:52 PM - May 02, 2024
I will never understand the belief that what we see is all there is.
Pres. Biden somehow averted WWIII a few weeks ago with Iran, but people seem to think that just happened on its own.
Pres. Biden somehow averted WWIII a few weeks ago with Iran, but people seem to think that just happened on its own.
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Angela @LumpySpaceAngelaNo one outside of his circle of top advisors really knows what President Biden has or has not done about Gaza. People need to get out of this mindset that if they don't see it nothing is happening. Dude is working his ass off for us and for peace in the Middle East and we have to trust him.05:23 PM - May 02, 2024
05:26 PM - May 02, 2024
Got an unsolicited text this week
but it was a welcome message:
My County #Elections Board
was letting me know that
my ballot has been mailed to me,
and that I can expect to see it
in my mailbox in 3-5 business days.
I live in a state that doesn't try
to interfere with my #RightToVote .
but it was a welcome message:
My County #Elections Board
was letting me know that
my ballot has been mailed to me,
and that I can expect to see it
in my mailbox in 3-5 business days.
I live in a state that doesn't try
to interfere with my #RightToVote .
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PNW BEAST ANTIFA ETERNAL @UNAUTHORIZEDBEASTIt’s on, MAGAts.06:45 PM - May 02, 2024![Picture]()
06:49 PM - May 02, 2024
Fulton / Knox / Peoria IL
At 431 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm was located over London Mills, 15 miles NW of Canton, moving NE at 35 mph.
Prepare to take shelter. Possible 60 mph wind gusts + quarter size hail. Expect damage to vehicles / roofs / siding / vegetation.
#SpoutibleStormWarning
At 431 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm was located over London Mills, 15 miles NW of Canton, moving NE at 35 mph.
Prepare to take shelter. Possible 60 mph wind gusts + quarter size hail. Expect damage to vehicles / roofs / siding / vegetation.
#SpoutibleStormWarning
05:35 PM - May 02, 2024
Undeniably true
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Pat Moore @PatMoNever has a VP been scrutinized and received such negative press for doing their job as VP Harris. No one was concerned about what Pence, Biden, or Gore was doing as VP’s they were left alone. Black women are held to a higher standard. Let’s start posting her accomplishments so, it can go viral.10:45 AM - Feb 07, 2023![Picture]()
02:27 PM - May 02, 2024
Yup. No avatar, no header, no bio, no spouts?
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IMO @IMOA reminder for the new folks, if you don’t send out a few spouts many Spoutians will ignore your follow till you share something.11:57 PM - Apr 30, 2024
12:07 AM - May 01, 2024
6 Threaded Spouts
Re: the man vs bear question.
You know what a bear doesn't do? In an almost empty waiting room at my doctor's appt, take the seat right next to me, begin talking to me as I am *very clearly typing on my phone*, heave a couple annoyed sighs and say, "Women just aren't friendly any more."
You know what a bear doesn't do? In an almost empty waiting room at my doctor's appt, take the seat right next to me, begin talking to me as I am *very clearly typing on my phone*, heave a couple annoyed sighs and say, "Women just aren't friendly any more."
08:58 AM - Apr 30, 2024
In response to Jeff Pilchard.
PS: A suggestion: Try thinking first instead of engaging with your keyboard. Is your "suggestion" wanted? Are you someone whose opinion these women would be interested in hearing? Or are you just assuming you should be listened to?
07:21 PM - Apr 29, 2024
A bear never did that 👇
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Marie Guenther @MarieBGeeFunny, as I was driving home from work last night, I thought about how many times men, always men, offered me rides when I was walking to my first job at 15--and I was a late bloomer. Nasty mfers.08:43 PM - Feb 09, 2024
09:11 PM - Apr 29, 2024
A bear never tried to cop a feel in the custom kitchen show room at my first job. A bear never got me drunk and raped me at a party. A bear never watched me climbing my ladder, leering at me and making comments about how I should paint in a miniskirt. A bear never cat called me.
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Rosetta @rosiegirl1957At 11 years old a bear never tried to S.A. me when driving me home after babysitting his little girls.04:26 PM - Apr 29, 2024
05:03 PM - Apr 29, 2024
At age 12 a 45yr old neighborhood bear never sexually assaulted me.
At 13 a car full of older bears didn't follow me for a mile as I waked home carrying school books telling me how sexy I looked.
A bear has never told underage me that I had an old soul then groomed me.
At 13 a car full of older bears didn't follow me for a mile as I waked home carrying school books telling me how sexy I looked.
A bear has never told underage me that I had an old soul then groomed me.
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Unapologetically Beth @bostrawskiI have never had to pay for an unlisted number because of a bear.01:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
I have never had to pick up my mail at my parents' house and not my mailbox because of a bear.
Bears don't cut car break lines either.
#Bear
04:11 PM - Apr 29, 2024
A thought exercise for those called out:
Even if you're the exception, were you always the exception?
Do you at least recognize the issue being spoken of?
Have you done anything to address the issue within your in-group?
Feeling less defensive now? Good. Keep reflecting.
Even if you're the exception, were you always the exception?
Do you at least recognize the issue being spoken of?
Have you done anything to address the issue within your in-group?
Feeling less defensive now? Good. Keep reflecting.
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Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense @knitquiltsewst111:44 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Carlotta Berry @DrCABerryJoin me on Thursday, 5/2/24, at 1:30 pm EST for a live reading of my children's book. "There's A Robot In My Closet" rebellion_reads #KidLit #ChildrensBooks #RepresentationMatters #KidSTEMBooks #TheresARobot series #Teachers #Parents #Kids #AmWritingKidLIt https://app.restream.io/ne...04:18 PM - Apr 29, 2024
04:19 PM - Apr 29, 2024
Still bored and banned from twitter - someone please send this to her for me!!
07:34 PM - Apr 28, 2024
