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If you haven't done it, get really high and watch Toy Soldiers with Wil Wheaton, Louis Gosset Jr and Sean Astin. Spectacular. We're on our 5th watch.
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Grace Anderegg
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In response to Warren G. Harding.
Spoutible is lively and loving.
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Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit
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You want Morlocks because that’s how you get Morlocks
Alberto Pastor @albertopastor
"Surrounded by masses of rock and soil that absorb and hold heat, temperatures can remain far more stable without a need to rely on energy-intensive air conditioning or heating. People have been living comfortably underground throughout history."
☀️🌡️⛰️ #Underground #climatechange #history #heat
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Baron von Kwonk
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The best part about bbqing? “I’m sorry honey. I can’t do [enter random chore/request]. I have to watch the meat”. *cracks open another beer*
07:41 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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Charlotte Clymer
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Brett Favre blocked me on Twitter.

To be fair, there’s a good chance his account was hacked. Lord knows this man has a lot of experience being intercepted.
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀
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Pennsylvania Excited.

I say excited because my nephew told me, at 5, that I was getting "way too excited about that sword." It was a light saber.
Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXIII
Your pool hustler name is the state you lost your virginity in followed by the meanest adjective a small child has ever used to describe you.
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Sarah Apfel
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Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit
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I’ve heard this from both liberals and conservatives for decades,”if so and so happens I’m leaving” must be nice to have the disposable income but not using it to stick around to try to help fix shit I guess.

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Charlotte Clymer
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This is the first day ever I've allowed myself to believe there's a very significant chance Trump is gonna see prison time.
07:09 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Bev Turner
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Y'all didn't tell me Riot was here. Slackers.
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot
Dear Marjorie Taylor Greene,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Warmest regards,
Me

P.S. Ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck you.
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geeky steven
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Deal with me and you'll get more than you bargained for.
Because I am not a good negotiator at all.
10:58 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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In response to Warren G. Harding.
(And edible! Some of us have asthma) 🍀🍀
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Hella ofTroy
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Tweeting, tooting and spouting is like sneezing, burping and farting at the same time and I'm here for it.

#Spoutible #TwitterMigration
08:30 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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Hella ofTroy
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Sorry for what I said when my vibrator broke.
09:11 PM - Mar 02, 2023
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Hella ofTroy
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Finding the clit is more important than finding Jesus.
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Anonymous
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This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
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"Fake Penguin"
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I’ve often called Musk a short bus riding James Bond villain.
Edmund @Web3Network
My opinion only, but I think Elon Musk is the most dangerous man in the world. And not sexy 007 dangerous, but hellfire nuclear dangerous. First man to call ai "woke"...why, because it tells the truth? #blackboxai I always thought China would start the ai cold war...but no, an immigrant to the USA.
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In response to Warren G. Harding.
Fuck yeah! You finally showed up!!!!!!!! Get in here and I'll pour you a fucking scotch!
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