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Top 50 ACTIVE users with the most followers after 8 months! 🐳

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#echo #PleaseEcho #NotableSpoutible #toplist #Top50 #progress #thread
05:22 PM - Oct 03, 2023
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Nyah M
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The lunatics are urging people to turn off their phones ahead of the emergency alert system test tomorrow, October 4th, because it will trigger the vaccine in those who have been vaccinated and turn them into zombies.

No one will become zombies tomorrow.
10:43 AM - Oct 03, 2023
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Jeramy Neugin
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How do skeletons make babies?

They bone.
04:51 AM - Oct 03, 2023
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Whoa!
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Just finished watching El Camino with my youngest. Finally. Been in my Netflix queue forever. Now we can finally watch Better Call Saul together (I've already seen it all).
08:04 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Mark Kubert, DC
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I know what each of these words mean individually.

But I can’t for the life of me understand what they mean strung together like this?
Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafaye
06:05 PM - Sep 29, 2023
06:25 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance...

So I pushed her over

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04:01 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway 😬

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04:03 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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12:49 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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How many 16 year olds does it take to change a light bulb?

Ppphhht whatever!!!

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01:00 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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What do you hear if you hold a squirrel to your ear?

You'll hear the sound of being attacked by a pissed squirrel

#DadJokeChallenge

#DadJokes
09:42 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Why was the baby jalapeno shivering?

Because it was a little chili

#DadJokeChallenge

#DadJokes
07:55 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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I just swallowed a stack of scrabble tiles by accident.

My next visit to the bathroom could spell disaster!

#DadJokeChallenge

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07:57 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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I have decided that tomorrow will be Spoutible #DadJokeChallenge day...

I want everyone to share their funniest/silliest/groaniest #DadJokes

Lets light up tomorrow with silliness, fun and laughter

Share this far and wide...the more the merrier

Countdown has begun!
10:38 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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David
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Whoohoo...it's Spoutible #DadJokeChallenge day...share your dreadful #DadJokes and let's all end up in the ER with pulled rib muscles and eye roll strain!!!

Bring it!!!
07:14 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana.

#DadJokeChallenge

#DadJokes
07:15 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Don't forget peeps...I have declared tomorrow #DadJokeChallenge day...share your best/worst dad jokes and let's have some fun!!
07:06 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Slippy Shoe Spouts Stuff
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BINGO!
09:33 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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DGeez
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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.
09:38 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Jeramy Neugin
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Everything reminds me of her
12:18 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Peter G Mitchell 😎
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INTROVERTS

UNITE
SEPARATELY
IN YOUR OWN HOMES

#introvert
Liberal Is Not A Four Letter Word @LiberalIsNotA4LetterWord
11:25 PM - May 05, 2023
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Indivisible
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In response to Bob Cesca.
I could care less what he says...degenerate liar
07:16 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Ortizmo 2000
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10:31 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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mr bunnylamakins
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09:17 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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David
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What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi.

#DadJokes
02:18 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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David
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My neighbour comes and bangs on my door at 3 in the morning....3 in the morning...can you believe it?

Luckily I was awake practicing my drums

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11:05 AM - Sep 20, 2023
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Gino Gangai
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead!

#dinoporn #dinopuns #samething
dani @danismashingit
Dino Porn, Dino Porn! DO IT!
10:45 PM - Sep 22, 2023
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DGeez
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01:49 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Jeramy Neugin
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Study years for degree.
Study more for PHD.
Join lab, start work.
Spend years studying problem.
Form hypothesis, gather evidence.
Test hypothesis, form conclusions.
Report findings, clear peer review.
Findings published, reported in media.

Internet rando who barely finished high school: "bullsh*t!"
04:17 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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David
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Waiter: "You wanna box for your left overs?"

Me: "No...but I'll wrestle you for them!"

#DadJokes
07:06 AM - Sep 21, 2023
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