Sideeye Slant 🎨

Oh, my! ! ! 😮

Gif: George Takei holding his hands on either side of his face, text reads: oh my!

09:05 PM - Aug 21, 2023

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Cuz you were so excited & couldn't wait 2 dig in 2 those tasty morsels? You just started ripping off the tops & chugging all that pickle juice & ended up making a mess, right? 😉

Gif: an athlete banging 2 cartons of milk together smashing them & then pouring the milk all over himself while drinking

Myles Higgins ? @Myles_Away

06:34 AM - Aug 21, 2023

11:28 AM - Aug 21, 2023

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I'mma just leave this here, for no particular reason . . .

Gif: the one that comes up when you type "cookie porn" into the gif finder - a thick, gooey chocolate chip cookie being slowly broken open with the text at the top that reads: ohhh yeeeaaahh . . .

10:41 PM - Aug 20, 2023

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What? ! ? ! Where? ? ? ? 😮

Gif: woman dressing in a black dress & hood looking around

aaron @beec4240

I found another troll
09:35 PM - Aug 20, 2023

09:53 PM - Aug 20, 2023 (Edited)

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Weirdos? You're calling' us weirdos? ? ? hmmmmph . . . 🤨😁😉🤭

I think @danismashingit started it some months ago. We cult members liked it. 😉

Gif: cartoon boy with big eyes & holding a walking stick & talking. Text at the bottom reads: Us weirdos have to stick together

11:41 AM - Aug 19, 2023

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Ooooohhhhh myyyyy!

Justice Putnam @justiceputnam

My orgy button is on top, but you have to push it from the bottom.
10:30 PM - Aug 18, 2023

10:53 PM - Aug 18, 2023

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Dragons, of course, silly! 😉🙂 😇

But, they were very, very cleverly disguised as hot-air balloons, though. So, to the untrained eye, they did look like every day run of the mill hot-air balloons.

Two green & yellow hot-air balloons landing in the open desert area outside Sedona, AZ. One of them is already being deflated.

10:23 PM - Aug 18, 2023

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Gif: scene from the movie Singing in the Rain, Gene Kelly with an umbrella dancing in the rain up and down the curb along the street

Jay Carpenter🎸🎶 @JayCarp

Yeah
You're gonna get wet
09:23 PM - Aug 18, 2023

09:44 PM - Aug 18, 2023

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Gif: fox laying on it's back squirming around with the text at the bottom reading: Mia ha ha ha ha ha ha

Myles Higgins ? @Myles_Away

09:25 PM - Aug 18, 2023

09:29 PM - Aug 18, 2023

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Oooohhhh, yasssss! Def--initely.😉😉

Gif: woman lying on her back in bed, smoking a cigarette & skooching around to get comfy

Aly C @acondict

wait… there’s a Spoutible after dark… 🤣🤣😂😂
08:44 PM - Aug 18, 2023

08:48 PM - Aug 18, 2023

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Day 18: #SaltysScavengerHunt - something hung from a hook

I have a tiny painted birdhouse wind chime ornament hanging from a hook. See Alt text for more.

A tiny yellow painted birdhouse wind chime ornament with a metal blue roof hanging from a hook. It has tiny flowers painted on it’s sides. There are 4 silver chime bars hanging below. It is hanging on a white hook below a white shelf that has starfish & shells on it along with a small votive candle.

11:11 AM - Aug 18, 2023

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It’s here! It’s here, everyone! The latest installment of @AverybodySpouts ‘s Spoutible Bay Mystery!

Twists & turns & surprises galore are in store for you! Enjoy!

A Spoutible Bay Mystery - #4
https://spoutible.com/thre...

Cover for the latest Spoutible Bay Mystery by @AverybodySpouts. Background is a night scene of the full moon rising over Spoutible Bay. There are thin scattered clouds in the dark blue star studded sky. You see the dark silhouettes of trees on either side with the tips of the needles reflecting the light of the moon & in the foreground you see rocks & plants & the pier with a very large fishing pole leaning against one of the pylons at the end. You can see the fins of a couple of sharks circling to the right of the pier. The building for the new shops, Pond’s Paints & Restricted Reads is on the right. Across the top, the text reads: Another Blockbuster Spoutible Bay Mystery by @AverybodySpouts. Under that is the cast list that reads: Featuring:
Aaron @beec4240 Member of CCC*
April @April_Sparkles Member of CCC*
Avery @AverybodySpouts Owner of late Scribe Noir
Chef Rob @robsmith Owns Harriet’s Le Pooch Patisserie
Dani @danismashingit Member of CCC*
Dr. Lawrie @canyonsfan Owned Lutes & L...

01:04 AM - Aug 17, 2023

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It’s happening, folks! Are you reading along?

Gif: Bert & Ernie - Sesame St characters - eating popcorn

aaron @beec4240

Parking Lot Fil

This is a recounting of a half hour of my life. There will be some backstory about the main character Fil and then I will do my best to give you as close to a verbatim recounting as possible.

The characters:

Aaron: That's me. You know me.
Fil: Fil, well let's talk about Fil.
10:34 PM - Aug 14, 2023

10:59 PM - Aug 14, 2023

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The ultimate repurpose! Love it, Myles! May I ask about the metal over the front? Is it for storage or something?

This is my little get away vehicle. I guess, since it was originally a van transformed by a certain Canadian co I could say it’s repurposed. Or, maybe cuz I’m like the 7th owner?😉

This has been my home spot for a few days. A campsite with a picnic table & metal pole at the end of it to hang things. There is an old, white 2000 Pleasureway campervan, with the awning out. in front of Mt Whitney in the distance. It’s the tallest peak in the lower 48. This is part of the southern end of the Sierras with mountains all aling the background. Whitney is the jagged peak in the center with the big snow field on the right of it. Blue sky with big puffy white clouds.

03:34 PM - Aug 14, 2023

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Who? Me, Queen Dani? 😇

Gif: Shirley Temple as a child giggling & putting her hand up to cover her mouth.

dani @danismashingit

This is laying it on a little thick.
07:12 PM - Aug 13, 2023

07:20 PM - Aug 13, 2023

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Oh, Ms. @strawberigrl12 . . . lookit those digits! ! !

11:57 PM - Aug 09, 2023

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Cincinnati? I would have thought everyone would know it was a joke! Good weather in Feb in Cincinnati? Dani!

Gif: young girl pulling a pouty face

dani @danismashingit

How dare you!?! We’ve been planning for months!
08:44 PM - Aug 08, 2023

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Laura.

gif: man shaking his head in disappointment

(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie

cincinnati, ohio
05:17 PM - Aug 08, 2023

08:43 PM - Aug 08, 2023

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Mark, Mark, Mark. Can I call you Mark? Listen, buddy, we're all getting just a little bit worried about you. We nodded approvingly at your pics of 4leaf clovers. Smiled at your proudly posted henley pics. Tolerated your food antics. But, wearing an onion on your belt? Buddy, what's happening to you?

Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert

I don’t know what that means, but I’m walking around with an onion tied to my belt.
09:45 AM - Aug 05, 2023

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Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this one! ! ! The lettuce wins! ! !

Gif: Woman raising her hand & bouncing

Jedi Counselor @JediCounselor

Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?

07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023

01:46 AM - Aug 04, 2023

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Ohhhh, my! ! ! 😮

Gif: George Takei with a hand on either side of his face. Text to the left of him reads: Oh my!

Ken The Plumber @Kentheplumber

I would like to motorboat each one. 🛥️
10:58 PM - Aug 02, 2023

01:40 AM - Aug 03, 2023

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. . . 😮 👀 . . . say whut now? . . .

Gif: Matt LeBlanc as Joey in Friends with his jaw dropped in astonishment

Wayne Spencer @Kidgalactus

That's because you're supposed to keep your trunks on while you scavenge for carcasses
02:01 PM - Aug 02, 2023

02:56 PM - Aug 02, 2023

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Darn it! Not one set of novelty S&P shakers made the purge I’ve slowly been doing over the past few years. I know someone had given me a set of sitting hens that roosted on a red wire holder. But, alas . . . I don’t seem to still have it. This is as close as I could get. #SaltysScavengerHunt

Set of old salt & pepper shakers. They are tapered, tall, slender silver shakers with subtle decorations.

11:57 AM - Aug 02, 2023

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31 Threaded Spouts

Ok, Salty, here’s my contribution to today’s #SaltysScavengerHunt . These are from long ago!

First matchbook: Marie Callender’s
Second matchbook: Planet Hollywood Beverly Hills
Third matchbook: Treasure Island Las Vegas

10:15 PM - Aug 01, 2023

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Pocket watch? Nope. No, haven't seen it anywhere . . .

EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson @EdwardAPeterson

Exactly.

By the way, have you seen my pocket watch?
01:41 AM - Jul 30, 2023

12:17 PM - Jul 30, 2023

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Excellent. Let's see what comes up when you enter that as a gif search . . .

Chicken Mama @ChickenMama707

I need a brain rinse.
07:11 PM - Jul 29, 2023

07:13 PM - Jul 29, 2023

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Ohhhhhhh! Well, well, well . . . Look who's snitch-spouting here! ! !

Myles Higgins ? @Myles_Away

12:58 PM - Jul 29, 2023

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