“It is for the pumpkins that I keep on going.“
hi spoutible! did you miss me? I missed you
hi spoutible! did you miss me? I missed you
09:45 PM - Mar 18, 2024
this is what it looks like when your garden bed is overtaken by love-in-a-mist ! a mess, but a beautiful mess
09:15 PM - Apr 29, 2024
dreamt @BlancheKicksShins wanted to give me money for a new outdoor sculpture oriented toward hummingbirds, but he would only agree to push the money into my handcuffed hands 😂
09:15 AM - Apr 29, 2024
in the interest of complete detail I now know that:
— this is a CUTTLEFISH
— it lights up with groovy coloration at night
— it was used at Burning Man as a DJ booth
— this is a CUTTLEFISH
— it lights up with groovy coloration at night
— it was used at Burning Man as a DJ booth
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansyou know, just a normal day out there04:53 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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you know, just a normal day out there
04:53 PM - Apr 27, 2024
tiny fragile things I just discovered growing at the base of my bonsai
worlds within worlds, my friends!
happy saturday ✨
worlds within worlds, my friends!
happy saturday ✨
04:02 PM - Apr 27, 2024
cat people, I just read a story about a beastie that was hiding in an Amazon shipping box — your cats never do that, right? - and was inadvertently shipped 700 miles away
6 days later warehouse workers opened a box and found her, healthy & well, despite no food or water during her travels
6 days later warehouse workers opened a box and found her, healthy & well, despite no food or water during her travels
09:42 AM - Apr 26, 2024
I was looking for my note pad
shoulda known
shoulda known
06:16 PM - Apr 24, 2024
she came dragging in reeeeally late and this morning all she would say was “i don’t want to talk about it”
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansspouse asked me where the dog was, and I had a sudden vision of our chihuahua heading out to the club, strapped into two tiny sets of hotsy-totsy heels, with a little dusting of body glitter and a hopeful expression11:29 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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spouse asked me where the dog was, and I had a sudden vision of our chihuahua heading out to the club, strapped into two tiny sets of hotsy-totsy heels, with a little dusting of body glitter and a hopeful expression
11:29 PM - Apr 23, 2024
found a smashed frog in the hot tub cover this evening 🥺
08:13 PM - Apr 23, 2024
once upon a time, this American girl doll was the channel through which many notions were imagined and expressed. she has carried signs ranging from “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” to “Free Hugs” to birthday messages & apologies for misdeeds. #hug #DailyPictureTheme
09:50 AM - Apr 23, 2024
honoring the memory of these two people
they had rich lives & insisted on being seen for the two very different people they were
RIP Lori & George Schappell
they had rich lives & insisted on being seen for the two very different people they were
RIP Lori & George Schappell
10:30 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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#earth in springtime — a riot of green!
in another month, this will all be turning gold #DailyPictureTheme
in another month, this will all be turning gold #DailyPictureTheme
09:47 AM - Apr 22, 2024
a) have a song, maybe that might be relaxing at this present time
b) this is also an international platform, its not just about america
c) you are mistaking goofiness for competition
b) this is also an international platform, its not just about america
c) you are mistaking goofiness for competition
Simon & Garfunkel - America (Audio) - YouTube
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10:23 PM - Apr 21, 2024
plus people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures
oh, and the Dutch
oh, and the Dutch
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Goose @Goose08:24 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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It was there a very long time.
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansbut seriously.05:43 PM - Apr 21, 2024
was peenorama ever successful
did I hallucinate that we got it into the cloud?
05:46 PM - Apr 21, 2024
but seriously.
was peenorama ever successful
did I hallucinate that we got it into the cloud?
was peenorama ever successful
did I hallucinate that we got it into the cloud?
05:43 PM - Apr 21, 2024
🚨🚨Nature Update: Aerial Division
eye-witnesses testify to a dramatic encounter between a dragonfly & a hummingbird — both parties performed sudden evasive maneuvers, preserving the peace … for now!
(Ed. Note: spring is POPPING OFF out there)
eye-witnesses testify to a dramatic encounter between a dragonfly & a hummingbird — both parties performed sudden evasive maneuvers, preserving the peace … for now!
(Ed. Note: spring is POPPING OFF out there)
05:40 PM - Apr 21, 2024
🚨🚨Hummingbird Alert!
there was just a big ruckus and what looked like a fight and now this guy is just resting, in a ruffled up kind of way!
more updates forthcoming!
(excuse zoomed in photo, but look at his distraught feathers, poor guy)
there was just a big ruckus and what looked like a fight and now this guy is just resting, in a ruffled up kind of way!
more updates forthcoming!
(excuse zoomed in photo, but look at his distraught feathers, poor guy)
04:48 PM - Apr 21, 2024
look at this insane succulent bloom — it is close to a foot long
03:26 PM - Apr 21, 2024
01:37 PM - Apr 21, 2024
when my best friend was 13 her family got a new dog
her little brother (a 6 yo) reeeeeally really wanted to name the new dog Vagina. he’d just learned the word and he thought it was cool!
but dad vetoed it, said he refused to go walking around the neighborhood calling out Vagina! Va-giiiiiiii-na!
her little brother (a 6 yo) reeeeeally really wanted to name the new dog Vagina. he’d just learned the word and he thought it was cool!
but dad vetoed it, said he refused to go walking around the neighborhood calling out Vagina! Va-giiiiiiii-na!
11:15 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansirises are just so … lurid08:29 PM - Apr 17, 2024![a white iris, beckoning the action of a bee with frilly, elaborate, inviting bits]()
10:39 AM - Apr 21, 2024
yes, but we never managed to get “schlong” in there even though @dcroucher and i and a few others tried really really hard
so there are some limits, opaque as they may be
so there are some limits, opaque as they may be
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Claudia Citro @Social_IntrovertFor the newish: the word cloud reflects the topics being discussed at any given time. Like a bunch of 12 year olds, we tried and succeeded in getting several odd words into the word cloud. I do believe that VAGINAKYLE was the brain child of @FruitFacedFruitKace10:27 AM - Apr 21, 2024
10:30 AM - Apr 21, 2024
they’re *different* but people always get them confused
VulvaKyle is the extrovert — the “showy one” — the one who’s always out and about, visible, glad-handing people
VaginaKyle is more of a classic introvert, likes to go deep, rarely visible in social spaces
VulvaKyle is the extrovert — the “showy one” — the one who’s always out and about, visible, glad-handing people
VaginaKyle is more of a classic introvert, likes to go deep, rarely visible in social spaces
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dani @danismashingitIt should also probably be VulvaKyle.10:19 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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10:17 AM - Apr 21, 2024
went on an evening walk …
tried to take some nice pics of some neighborhood blooms …
but this teenager kept stalking me!
#photobomber #flowersofspoutible
tried to take some nice pics of some neighborhood blooms …
but this teenager kept stalking me!
#photobomber #flowersofspoutible
10:49 PM - Apr 20, 2024
4 Threaded Spouts
I do explicit teaching abt rhetoric, propaganda, critical thinking, etc. in my classes all the time
but what really hampers a lot of teens I encounter is lack of background knowledge. its very hard to think critically about things you’ve never learned at all, or vocabulary you don’t know
it seems
but what really hampers a lot of teens I encounter is lack of background knowledge. its very hard to think critically about things you’ve never learned at all, or vocabulary you don’t know
it seems
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DJ @JerseyGirlinGaOur schools should require a class teaching discretion as well as critical thinking and propaganda. Children need to learn how to discern the things they are being influenced by…their parents never learned this and the gullibility is obvious.08:38 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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