Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Kay Emell.
and here I’ve thought to myself that’s one of their better offerings 😂
06:44 PM - May 05, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to T. Naught.
ok, did THAT one reach you?
I was having some precision issues 😄
01:12 PM - May 04, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to T. Naught.
🤙
will follow through shortly
(bc let’s face it, I’m short)
11:41 AM - May 03, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to T. Naught.
hi T!

I am wondering if I might email you, in lieu of the impossible DM

would you mind that?
10:20 AM - May 03, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Bun the Franky.
Haruka has also been beached, Frank

turtles all the way down, I guess
11:18 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to RA.
no, but it means categorically men, as opposed to wombats or droids or …

it is still a general statement of a kind 🙂
09:23 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to RA.
hm. generally speaking, if people talk about a mass quantity with no qualifier it is understood to be a statement about that inherent thing.

“Milk is bad for you.”
“Money is the root of all evil.”

it’s not usually heard as “some kinds of milk” or “some money but not others”
09:19 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Blanche Davidian.
you were behind me so I couldn’t say! 😄
09:12 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Haruka (CLOSED).
it appears to be part tentacled sea creature, part many-legged insect

so I guess we’d call that a Cryptid 😄
05:24 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Karl S the Typo King.
⭐️
04:58 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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thank you 🙂
10:17 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Mary Cole.
*deep sigh*
07:33 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
goodnight, Sarah!
10:34 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to ManKillah Fruitface.
you could do worse
11:01 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Acey Deecey 🚀🚀.
😂😬
10:31 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to L Geisenest.
first stage in making vegetarian pancit !
09:13 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to dani.
with bonus peen!
05:48 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Carol DeFreese.
👍 that’s what I thought!
05:47 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Eve_Gadgets.
ok thanks for clarifying, I did misunderstand
04:10 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Beth Snodderly.
curious to know why that is surprising 🙂

and what specifically do you like?
04:10 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Derek Croucher.
haha
04:02 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Eve_Gadgets.
what do you mean? both LA and San Diego had storms this winter that brought an insane amount of water down in a day

last summer Europe was stricken by flooding caused by unusually heavy rainfall

this is becoming standard climate change stuff, w no cloud seeding involved
04:01 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Claudia Citro.
I think words for parts have been blocked from the cloud, alas

even awesome parts like vaginas!
#VaginasAreAwesome
03:58 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Derek Croucher.
begging you no
03:47 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Elle Faba Prefers Bears to Humans.
“squitos” 😂
10:57 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Seamoura (she/her) (see-more-uh).
i appreciate the sentiment, but my concern is that eventually they will be required for certain functions
10:50 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to dani.
so…. *cogs turning slowly*
if i tried “SchlongHester” it might just work?
10:49 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Dee Jay.
growing up is hard
I think it makes us better adults to keep all that in mind
((((DJ))))
10:47 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to Dee Jay.
💚
10:42 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter
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In response to dani.
did the vagina part ever make it in? Or just the Kyle?
10:33 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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