cap’n watsisname
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An icebreaker game where we go around and each person says one thing they never want to talk about until everyone has to stop.
02:18 AM - Feb 26, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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I was down at the book store and said to no one in particular hey does anyone else think Toni Morrison was our most BELOVED author and then I smiled really big and waited for a high five that never came
09:24 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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I wish more people would ask me if I'm happy, do I know it and tell me to clap my hands
06:41 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Alexa, remember you are dust and to dust you shall return.
02:25 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Headed to my second rodeo. Super excited.
02:44 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Robo Justin (Buffering)
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I think I can finally explain Scooby Doo
01:45 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a cat to surf and now you've really got somethin
11:25 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Iced coffee is too many steps
07:18 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Sorry I didn't attend your thing, I had an itch I couldn't reach & things absolutely spiraled from there
02:36 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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I'm really not good at hugging. I forget to lift my arms. I just sort of awkwardly lean in and count the seconds
01:46 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Hand in hand watching that rom com you hate on Tubi, I say 'Valentine's Day is such a commercial holiday', secretly hoping you bought me an ad free streaming service
06:14 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Alexa, give me one million dollars I know you have it
08:12 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Dropped Mike
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teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?

me: I don’t know

teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?

me: *shrug*

teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?

me: what difference does any of this make?

teacher: amazing
05:23 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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I wave like Forrest Gump at people who are waving at someone behind me
09:41 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Asking people if they have a moment to discuss our Lord and Savior, then telling them all about Spoutible
10:30 AM - Feb 08, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Hey, it’s 5PM somewh— oh crap I forgot to change my settings
05:25 AM - Feb 09, 2023
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Adam H
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I regret (mostly) nothing
10:09 AM - Feb 07, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Let's get our stories straight about all the wild fun we had as pioneers in the wilderness of Spoutible, preferably by Thursday
03:30 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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Clowndro
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This is my very first spout, the next one will probably be better
12:03 AM - Feb 06, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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This site is the first time I've been excited about traffic and anything crashing on a Monday
07:57 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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Beth
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Me, on Monday when all the people who didn't pre-register for @Spoutible get here.
02:06 PM - Feb 04, 2023
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Devonian Stone
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when they show up tomorrow ...
11:27 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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Juju
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9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar.
04:17 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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Robb
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New bio just dropped.
11:40 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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me: what is the worst that can happen?
me, answering me: one time the ocean caught fire
11:19 AM - Feb 04, 2023 (Edited)
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Coach Rusty
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Some of these drug ads really got me like yooo I wanna take that shit
11:18 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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I was mad at the neighbors for using power tools so early in the morning but when it happened the same time the next day I realized it’s a very good blender
09:43 AM - Feb 04, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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I enter every traffic circle prepared to die.
11:28 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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mister_blank
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as usual i have arrived too early at the party and i’ll probably leave as soon as more people show up.
01:51 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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Jennifer Dilla
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Heyooo, what’s poppin?
10:49 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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