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My ceiling fan shadow has gone where no shadow has gone before. Observational #humor .
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Ordinary Magic
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2024: the year we remove the Republican Party. Everywhere.
09:15 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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Jacqueline
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Another shameless self quote spout. I wrote this thread a few weeks after my epic tale of thwarting a would be purse snatcher, which received a response way beyond my expectations. This thread received crickets. Maybe it will again. I still think it’s a good story, albeit way less flattering to me.
Jacqueline @JustJacque
In my 1st ever thread story, I told a tale of my own bravery (or foolishness, depending on your perspective). In the interest of balancing the universe, I will now be telling the tale of one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done. Buckle up.
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In my 1st ever thread story, I told a tale of my own bravery (or foolishness, depending on your perspective). In the interest of balancing the universe, I will now be telling the tale of one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done. Buckle up.
09:39 PM - May 30, 2023
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Some 20+ years ago, my husband decided to buy a scooter (moped). Don’t ask why, because it’s irrelevant and I still don’t have a good answer. He found one at a dealership some 30 plus miles from our home. Because of the distance, it was not possible to ride it home.
09:42 PM - May 30, 2023
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So I arranged to borrow a large cargo van from a coworker. Late in the afternoon of the day we were scheduled to borrow the van, my husband had a work crisis (IT support) and had to stay late. Rather than reschedule the whole van borrowing and scooter pickup, I decided to do it by myself.
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My husband and I carpooled, so when I left him at work he was stranded. I picked up the van, drove to the dealership, and purchased the scooter. By the time the salesman had loaded it in the van, the dealership was closed. I started up the van, drove a few feet, gently applied the brakes, and…
09:51 PM - May 30, 2023
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…the scooter rolled forward off the kickstand and tilted sideways, smashing one of the van windows. Now I’m in a van with a broken window and an unsecured scooter, in the parking lot of a now empty dealership. My husband is at work with no car, dealing with a crisis. So, what do I do?
09:55 PM - May 30, 2023
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Naturally I called my mom. She promptly drove to the dealership. But how do we keep the scooter upright for the drive home? The salesman tied it down and he presumably knew better than us how to secure it. My 5’ 1”, 110 lb Mom straddled the scooter and “rode” it in the back of the van.
10:02 PM - May 30, 2023
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For 45 minutes in the cold, with the wind blasting through the broken window. We took it home, unloaded it, and I returned it to my coworker’s house. I picked up my car and drove my mom back to the dealership for her car. Then I returned to work for my husband. I still remember the look on his face.
10:06 PM - May 30, 2023
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My coworker, thankfully, thought the whole episode was hilarious and assured me that her insurance would cover the window. I gave her a gift certificate to a local steakhouse and a large box of nice chocolates. It’s not the only time my “I can handle this myself” attitude got me into trouble.
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But it’s definitely the most memorable. The best part, we still have the scooter. I think my husband rode it 2 or 3 times before it got parked in the garage, where it languishes to this day. I avert my eyes when I walk past it. Some memories never really fade.
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Jacqueline
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Christmas tree is up!
#Festive
07:30 PM - Dec 14, 2023
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Jacqueline
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In a nod to convention, I bought a real tree. It’s about 18 inches tall.
#Festive
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I suffered 4 miscarriages out of 6 pregnancies. In several states now I could be investigated on suspicion of "self-aborting". These people have no understanding of the devastating trauma of miscarriage, no compassion, no soul. They only wish to control women. I echo this poster's sentiments.
Laura, The Invisible Spoutan®️ @Canyonsfan
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BREAKING: DOJ Special Counsel Jack Smith goes to Supreme Court to get SCOTUS decision on Trump's desperate try for ex-president "immunity" in DC January 6 case.

Strong move by Smith, to stop Trump from milking for delays - and to keep the DC trial on schedule for Feb/March.
03:58 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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#DailyPictureTheme #Search

I looked for perfect autumn leaves 🍁

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02:12 PM - Dec 04, 2023
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My cat 🐈 missed me very much..it's good to be home
09:05 PM - Nov 16, 2023
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08:47 PM - Nov 06, 2023
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I wish my husband realized this. I put him first, I come last to him.
Ola @Olatunde
The moment you get married, your wife becomes your number one priority. She comes above everyone else. If you can't come to terms with this, maybe you shouldn't get married. And it goes both ways.

You left your family in order to get married. On a scale, your new family (wife & kids) comes first.
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#DailyPictureTheme #Power @DailyPictureTheme
Electrical #power . Taken for a digital photography course a couple years back.
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If Texas Christian Groups can donate over $600,000 to Republican Candidates, they can afford to pay taxes. 👇
09:03 PM - Oct 26, 2023
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Jacqueline
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Ways to catch a cat - method number 31. Wait for some leaves to blow by.

#cats #catsofspoutible #CatchACat
09:15 PM - Oct 26, 2023
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This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
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