Trump Defends a Democrat? Why?
1) Trump thinks Cuellar is innocent (nope).
2) Trump hates the rule of law.
3) Trump supports all corruption in politics.
(I'm voting for 2 with a side of 3.)
And Trump paints everything as 'bad for Biden.' Who does he think he is, the New York Times?
1) Trump thinks Cuellar is innocent (nope).
2) Trump hates the rule of law.
3) Trump supports all corruption in politics.
(I'm voting for 2 with a side of 3.)
And Trump paints everything as 'bad for Biden.' Who does he think he is, the New York Times?
11:48 AM - May 06, 2024
Trump just posted something like 30 squealing rants about how unfair NY is when you crime there. I can't help giggling a little.
So, today's lesson is simple: next time, don't do so much crime in NY.
(And yes, I know this image doesn't show full sentences. On purpose. Nobody needs that.)
So, today's lesson is simple: next time, don't do so much crime in NY.
(And yes, I know this image doesn't show full sentences. On purpose. Nobody needs that.)
03:24 PM - May 05, 2024
Yeah, I was there for President Ronald Reagan. The lying mofo was exhausting! What a performative asshole!
And now he's a damn Republican demigod: 'Saint Reagan or some such hogwash. All because he could hit his marks and remember his lines.
Yes, Americans are that gullible.
And now he's a damn Republican demigod: 'Saint Reagan or some such hogwash. All because he could hit his marks and remember his lines.
Yes, Americans are that gullible.
04:35 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Of all things, Trump bellows about 'non-profits.' As if we'd forgotten.
Trump abused his non-prof mercilessly, using it as his piggy bank so openly a court fined him $25M. He's either stupid, damaged or venial. (I'm voting '3' with a side of 1).
He needs better gag writers.
Trump abused his non-prof mercilessly, using it as his piggy bank so openly a court fined him $25M. He's either stupid, damaged or venial. (I'm voting '3' with a side of 1).
He needs better gag writers.
03:36 PM - Apr 21, 2024
And tomorrow, my magnificent and powerful personality will force the sun to rise! You just watch. Big, powerful men couldn't do what I've done!
Why does anyone pretend this wasted bit of brown-painted blubber isn't deeply into dementia?
Why does anyone pretend this wasted bit of brown-painted blubber isn't deeply into dementia?
12:19 PM - Apr 14, 2024
Well, that's a... unique take.
Don Jr. says Iran attacked Israel because America allows women in the military. Swear to god!
That's who they are. But don't worry. He'll lie about it later.
Don Jr. says Iran attacked Israel because America allows women in the military. Swear to god!
That's who they are. But don't worry. He'll lie about it later.
11:58 AM - Apr 14, 2024
Oh, look! Trump defamed E. Jean Carroll again!
I wonder how much the next judgment will be, but I'm pulling for $200M.Oh, look! Trump defamed E. Jean Carroll again!
I wonder how much the next judgment will be, but I'm pulling for $200M.
I wonder how much the next judgment will be, but I'm pulling for $200M.Oh, look! Trump defamed E. Jean Carroll again!
I wonder how much the next judgment will be, but I'm pulling for $200M.
01:39 PM - Apr 06, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
No judge will throw Trump in jail. Any other defendant would be in Rikers. Trump threatens someone's *kids* and he gets a brushback. Don't be seen as "persecuting Trump."
Admit it: Our courts are intimidated into catatonic silence by MAGA threats of violence, torture, and death.
Admit it: Our courts are intimidated into catatonic silence by MAGA threats of violence, torture, and death.
05:29 PM - Apr 02, 2024
Put Donald Trump in jail.
Does Trump threaten people? Yes. Trump's 'enemies' get death threats, and he encourages them. Trump is openly intimidating witnesses, judges, prosecutors, and their families.
The standard is whether you're "a danger to the public" and he's threatening their *families*.
Does Trump threaten people? Yes. Trump's 'enemies' get death threats, and he encourages them. Trump is openly intimidating witnesses, judges, prosecutors, and their families.
The standard is whether you're "a danger to the public" and he's threatening their *families*.
10:37 PM - Mar 31, 2024
Oh, look! Trump has an Easter message for his faithful.
I mean, the dude's the Antichrist. It's not hard to see.
I mean, the dude's the Antichrist. It's not hard to see.
11:30 AM - Mar 31, 2024
(Edited)
You know, if Donald Trump's official religion requires that his followers nail his sweaty hands into some 4x4 PT posts they just bought from Home Depot...
Wait. Um... more power to them? And best of luck, guys! Let me know how that works for you.
Wait. Um... more power to them? And best of luck, guys! Let me know how that works for you.
05:59 PM - Mar 30, 2024
Well, that explains a lot! Donald Trump has no idea how commerce works.
Jon Steward sold real estate for more than he paid. Trump complains, thinking that's how 'overvalued' works.
Nope. The sale price on an open market is the real price. "Overvalued" is when you lie.
Does that help?
Jon Steward sold real estate for more than he paid. Trump complains, thinking that's how 'overvalued' works.
Nope. The sale price on an open market is the real price. "Overvalued" is when you lie.
Does that help?
05:21 PM - Mar 27, 2024
So much for that gag order.
The easiest answer would be for the court to declare Trump incompetent. That would save time and money and has the advantage of being true.
No, Trump cannot successfully manage his affairs. That's the definition of "incompetent."
The easiest answer would be for the court to declare Trump incompetent. That would save time and money and has the advantage of being true.
No, Trump cannot successfully manage his affairs. That's the definition of "incompetent."
02:43 PM - Mar 27, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
So, can I assume that your "Billionaire daddy who can't raise squat in cash" problem is still on your mind?
12:11 PM - Mar 24, 2024
Donnie, you've known you'd need a bond since the indictment. You've had months to prepare.
And yet here you are, at the last minute, entombed in luxury, squalling to your dedicated fans on your vanity site about how the world treats you *so* unfairly.
Seems like a metaphor for your whole life.
And yet here you are, at the last minute, entombed in luxury, squalling to your dedicated fans on your vanity site about how the world treats you *so* unfairly.
Seems like a metaphor for your whole life.
11:55 AM - Mar 24, 2024
We know. Yes, you did, you would, and we know you'll try again.
10:38 AM - Mar 22, 2024
I guess this is an excellent illustration of the principle that money doesn't make you smarter.
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Nathan Standing @cryptosantraDonnie, I hate to bust it to you, but you're just this guy. A little duller than most. Barely functional, emotionally. But overall?
You're nothing special.06:19 PM - Mar 21, 2024![Picture]()
06:29 PM - Mar 21, 2024
Donnie, I hate to bust it to you, but you're just this guy. A little duller than most. Barely functional, emotionally. But overall?
You're nothing special.
You're nothing special.
06:19 PM - Mar 21, 2024
3 Threaded Spouts
Such an odd reaction.
Donnie, you lost because your lawyers didn't even argue against the ruling. The documentation of your crimes was clear. Your lawyers didn't offer a defense because you didn't have one.
Donnie, you lost because your lawyers didn't even argue against the ruling. The documentation of your crimes was clear. Your lawyers didn't offer a defense because you didn't have one.
11:52 AM - Mar 21, 2024
Why, yes! This is so much better than when we were a laughingstock nation in the middle of an unaddressed and unmanaged pandemic.
Thanks for asking!
Thanks for asking!
05:17 PM - Mar 18, 2024
Trump's lying again. The driver confirmed every detail that Cass Hutchinson described except he couldn't see if Trump lunged for the wheel. Why not? Trump was behind him, and the driver was facing forward.
Trump's a liar. Oo-oooo-oo. Trump's a silly little, frilly little liar girl!
Trump's a liar. Oo-oooo-oo. Trump's a silly little, frilly little liar girl!
01:24 PM - Mar 17, 2024
4 Threaded Spouts
Donald, please. I understand. I know you're hurting. It's hard to see so much of what you want and what terrifies you all wrapped into the same package.
So what if Melania won't touch you or - honestly - even be in the same room with you? It stings, but you've seen this coming for a while.
So what if Melania won't touch you or - honestly - even be in the same room with you? It stings, but you've seen this coming for a while.
01:58 PM - Mar 16, 2024
This makes me smile. Does that make me a bad person?
10:15 PM - Mar 04, 2024
Each time I see some 2nd Amendment goon's massive gun 'collection,' I understand why the NRA fights mental health red flag laws. Crazy dipshits buy a fuckton of guns and ammo.
And then I look at my own extensive (and growing?) guitar collection and I start to wonder.
I'm sure they're not the same.
And then I look at my own extensive (and growing?) guitar collection and I start to wonder.
I'm sure they're not the same.
12:54 PM - Mar 03, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Sorry, Donald. Delaying an active prosecution because an election was 248 days away would be selecting the timing to affect an election. That's how logic works.
Also, that 90-day DOJ rule was for *filing* indictments. you're already indicted. Come and gone, you know?
Also, that 90-day DOJ rule was for *filing* indictments. you're already indicted. Come and gone, you know?
12:23 PM - Mar 03, 2024
Can someone remind me when Trump stopped pretending he was innocent? It's been so long, I've forgotten.
12:11 PM - Mar 02, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING
GOP politicians are known liars. They have lied in multiple states.
Republicans are considered dangerously dishonest. Avoid if possible. Do not approach. Do not accept anything from a Republican without documented evidence. If you see Republicans lying, please report.
GOP politicians are known liars. They have lied in multiple states.
Republicans are considered dangerously dishonest. Avoid if possible. Do not approach. Do not accept anything from a Republican without documented evidence. If you see Republicans lying, please report.
10:59 AM - Feb 26, 2024
