Dondegroovily
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Sometimes you have to ask yourself, is your noodle wet?
12:27 AM - Sep 19, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the blue tap gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the spout spout spout spout spoutible
Blame it on the spout spout spout spout spoutible
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You must remember this,
A kiss is still a kiss,
A sigh is just a sigh,
I blame Spoutible.
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Dondegroovily
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Every Olivia Rodrigo song is the sequel to her previous song
11:30 PM - Sep 06, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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@LakeSuperior , have you seen the Edmund Fitzgerald recently?
12:03 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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Mister Pants
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If you boil your funny bone you get a laughing stock. I found this humerus.
02:36 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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A singer did a show while standing on a stove

Critics panned the performance

#dadjoke
11:48 PM - Sep 04, 2023
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Gulf of Mexico
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I'm still mad at BP for that bullshit back in 2010.
07:52 PM - Sep 04, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall and I thought to myself…

That’s a little con-descending.
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#DadJokes #funny #lol
04:19 AM - May 10, 2023
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09:46 AM - Apr 30, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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My kids keep telling me I'm a terrible father for serving frozen pizzas all the time

They're starting to demand that I bake them first

#DadJokes
07:49 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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Lov_MotherEarth *
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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10:09 AM - Apr 28, 2023
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Lov_MotherEarth *
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue.
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12:20 PM - Apr 27, 2023
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Lov_MotherEarth *
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What did the seal with one fin say to the shark?
If seal is broken, do not consume.
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12:10 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Dylan
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#adviceoftheday : If ANY can of food has a dent in it, don’t eat it. In fact, you shouldn’t be eating undented cans either; they’re metal.
11:44 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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Listening to Queen’s music could be bad for your health…

because of the high Mercury content.
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08:59 AM - Apr 17, 2023
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Dylan
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Who called it refusing to nap and not resisting a rest #DadJokes
07:43 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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Lov_MotherEarth *
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
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11:05 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I used to be addicted to soap...

...but I'm clean now.
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11:13 AM - Apr 20, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I'm teaching a fiction writing class at a prison.

It's called Prose and Cons.
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11:18 AM - Apr 20, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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10:12 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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I was told that I'd be issued a beat up old car and a garage to fix it in. Where is it, huh?

#entitledwhiteman
10:00 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Dondegroovily
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#NinthRuleOfFightClub Don't whiz on the electric fence
09:51 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Stephen Thomas
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Timecards must be submitted in blue or black ink ONLY. Timecards submitted in pencil will no longer be accepted.

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