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I survive on coffee in the morning and wine in the evening. People are questionable af. I spend more time in fictional worlds between the covers of books than I do in reality. My entire world revolves around my autistic son and my herd of cats. And I'm not good at being serious.
#introduction
02:41 PM - Feb 10, 2023 (Edited)
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MTG is definitely that vile harpy who would share your nudes in the group chat
03:39 PM - Jan 10, 2024
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I'm so old I remember when Republicans at least pretended to like the constitution.

https://www.nbcnews.com/po...
10:20 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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Hoping my birth state makes me proud tonight. C'mon Ohio 🤞🏻
08:08 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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If you needed some cuteness in your day, here you go 😊
02:01 PM - Jul 15, 2023
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I'm basically new here again, because the site didn't play nice with the web browser on my phone and I patiently waited for the app. So now it's here and most of my friends from before are not.

I'm sweary, snarky, and liberal enough to annoy my boomer parents. Say hi 😊
04:15 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Twitter's fucked again and I can't be the only one cackling at how absolutely inept Elon is... tell me I'm not the only one
03:56 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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"Well, we've already fucked over women, minorities, LGBTQ+ people, and struggling families, who's left?.... oh! Domestic abuse victims!"

- SCOTUS, probably
02:18 PM - Jun 30, 2023
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That's smoke. I'm hours away from the Canadian border. Stay safe, northern neighbors, I know it's so much worse for you ❤️
09:04 AM - Jun 29, 2023
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I'm confused. Is Joe Biden so senile and frail he can't do his job, or is he an evil genius who can line up a submarine implosion and a Russian coup to distract from his son's legal issues?
10:02 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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I say, "That's what she said," a lot for someone who has never seen a single episode of The Office
01:33 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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Spent the day in a place with more guns than people, beer can targets, Trump signs, and being questioned if I took Tylenol when i was pregnant or got my kid vaccinated because he's autistic.

My soul needs a shower.
09:44 PM - Jun 17, 2023 (Edited)
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Role reversal: I'm baking cookies for my grandmother today
01:58 PM - Jun 16, 2023
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Yay! Android app! I've been waiting for this! So excited! Exclamation points!!!
11:17 AM - Jun 16, 2023
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Does anyone outside of Florida actually like Ron DeSantis? Because fuck that guy.
05:05 PM - Apr 19, 2023
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White boomers in MAGA hats are some sensitive little snowflakes, aren't they? Totally triggered by anything they can scream "WOKE" at and bitch about.
09:03 AM - Apr 06, 2023
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The red states seem to be involved in a competition to decide which one is the most transphobic.
04:01 PM - Mar 31, 2023
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I was raised by a life time NRA member. I knew gun safety, how to shoot, and hit a target, before I was in high school. I used to own a gun myself.

I fucking hate them now.

Our children's lives are more important than your deadly security blanket.
11:35 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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The "lock her up" and "fuck your feelings" crowd of 2016 seem to have a whole lot of feelings about the "lock him up" crowd of 2023.
12:14 PM - Mar 18, 2023
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Yes, my son has long hair. No, he doesn't need a haircut. Good talk.
12:12 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Eureka! Dawn #Firstwave10,000
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Hey pod,
If you come across a bug/issue;
don't spout about it into the void of the timeline tagging cbouzy- (Hes getting thousands of tags)
Instead submit it in the link below, so the team can actually see it & fix it.

https://help.spoutible.com...
11:08 AM - Feb 25, 2023 (Edited)
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Don’t know who needs to hear this, but I stand with everyone who isn’t an asshole. Regardless of race, gender, identity, religion, age, marital status, sexual orientation, disability, and national origin.
10:05 AM - Feb 25, 2023
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6: what’s 3+1?

Me: 4

6: noooo it’s 3

Me: 3+1 is 4

6: nooooo it’s 3

Me:

6: the 1 is silent
11:44 AM - Feb 25, 2023
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Denis Gagne
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09:06 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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Spotted in a parking lot this morning...
10:23 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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I see this abandoned house every day and often take pictures of it. I'm not sure why I like it so much. But here's one from today.
03:39 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Spoutible is teasing me with new notifications that aren't actually new and it's like a dopamine yo-yo
11:07 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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Fat Tuesday is my day to shine ✨
09:04 AM - Feb 21, 2023
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Yeah, I'm an attention whore... but I'm not a "spend $44 billion to force myself in front of millions of people" attention whore.
10:19 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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I'm really not good at hugging. I forget to lift my arms. I just sort of awkwardly lean in and count the seconds
01:46 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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This is my kid's first year in school and I was not prepared to send him to the life size petri dish that is an elementary school classroom.
01:51 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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