Drew Geishecker

There's a vicious conspiracy theory circulating that Taylor Swift is planning to crash Puppy Bowl XX this afternoon in character from Cats and endorse Fancy Feast.

Go Team Fluff! Underdogs for the win.
#PuppyBowl

Four dogs seen on the field of Puppy Bowl wearing bandanas looking forward. Taylor Swift in foreground as her character from Cats along with a can of Chicken Hearts and Liver Feast in Gravy cat food from Fancy Feast

02:59 PM - Feb 11, 2024

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The Distracted Boyfriend meme in which the man is labeled Elon Musk. The woman he’s with is “Bots to reneg on buying Twitter” and the woman he’s turned to whistle at is “Bots to inflate your follower count”

10:56 AM - Aug 19, 2023

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Found the perfect folder for the App Formerly Known as #Twitter .

#tictactoe #X #RipTwitter

Screenshot of iOS app folder called Tic-Tac-Toe containing nine apps in three rows of three. All are branded with X or O and the game is of course a draw.

07:10 PM - Jul 28, 2023

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17 Threaded Spouts

To commemorate the retirement of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, here’s a final look back at the times he traveled the world without really having left home.

These are the places in Northern California where they filmed portions of his adventures in the first three movies.

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03:18 PM - Jul 10, 2023

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the reason critic embargoes exist.

Crystal Skull has a 77% critics score today and even the "good" reviews are coming in around B- and 6/10.

None of us wanted to know this more than a month out.

#indianaJones #Movies #film #RottenTomatoes

Rotten Tomatoes page of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny showing a 47% Tomatometer critics score (Rotten) with 19 reviews. The audience score is not set and has no ratings from viewers yet.

01:24 PM - May 19, 2023

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Daily reminder of just how out of control #Clickbait has become. These headlines are everywhere this morning.

According to USGS, humans typically don't perceive under 3.0 magnitude.

The way Richter works, a 3.0 is 16x stronger than the 2.2 #earthquake that "rattled" residents of NY & NJ.

News article with headline "2.2 magnitude earthquake rattles N.J., N.Y. residents" followed by a map from Providence, RI, to Baltimore, MD, with a star over the epicenter just north of NYC in Westchester County.

12:52 PM - May 19, 2023

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In honor of Anzac Day, thank you to the people of Australia & New Zealand for your nations’ sacrifice. Respect.

The cookies of the same name, so called because they were often sent to WWI soldiers (ANZACs) due to sturdiness and shelf-life, have long been my favorite.

Recipe follows in comments…

10:41 PM - Apr 25, 2023

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What does Fox News talk about tonight when they *really* don’t want to cover firing Tucker Carlson this morning?

Why, alien cow mutilations, of course!

Fox News screenshot of interview with UFO Seekers with image of cows and chyron, “Murdered Cows Had Tongues Cut Out”

09:03 PM - Apr 24, 2023

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New York Times Pitchbot:

Space X learns valuable data from unprecedented rocket launch.

We spoke to three different Twitter Blue subscribers who explain why the terms “not nominal” and “exploded” are subjective and easily misinterpreted.

Space X tweet reading, “As if the flight test was not exciting enough, Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly before stage separation”

10:20 AM - Apr 20, 2023

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Dominion: We’re suing Fox News for knowingly defaming our brand to feed their audience’s confirmation bias for false information.

Fox: Oh yeah? What about this!?!

Dominion: 👀

Judge: 👀

Jury: 👀

Fox: What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?

Dominion: Your Honor, we rest.

Screenshot of tweet from David Folkenflik reading "Fox News full page ad in NYT this AM on public trust as it seeks to settle ten-figure defamation suit on eve of jury trial." The picture shown is of the full-page color ad reading, "Trusted Now. More than Ever." Followed by a bar chart of TV Networks Most Trusted for News:
Fox News: 41%
ABC News: 24%
CNN: 22%
CBS: 22%
NBC: 21%
MSNBC: 18%

11:40 AM - Apr 17, 2023

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The media is 100% complicit in pushing the false narrative about San Francisco by not contextualizing.

San Francisco has one of the lowest murder rates among major U.S. metros.

In cities >200k, SF places 66th — just below Corpus Christi, TX, and two spots above Colorado Springs, CO.

A bar chart showing murder rate for 2020 among major U.S. metros with population >750k. Chicago is shown as highest at 29 per 100k residents, followed by Indianapolis, Columbus and Dallas. San Francisco is shown sixth from the bottom at 5, just below New York at 6 and above Austin, TX, also at 5. Source is FBI UCR.

01:29 PM - Apr 06, 2023

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Set aside the fact that swapping out your site's logo for a 'doge' speaks volumes about your opinion of your own brand.

The collective freakout of users who think Twitter and/or their accounts have been hacked because of it would've been foreseen by all but society's least perceptive.

09:45 PM - Apr 03, 2023

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Not my idea of an infinity pool.

One of four homes that have been red-tagged today in San Clemente, CA, following the impact of recent storms.

A landslide has collapsed much of the backyard of a home and the swimming pool is still intact, but is now shown completely exposed from the side.

02:53 PM - Mar 16, 2023 (Edited)

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Netflix's new MH370 documentary is shockingly irresponsible, based almost entirely upon conspiracy theory, speculation & conjecture.

But audience manipulation pales in comparison to the disrespect to passengers' loved ones, exploited while in search of what actually happened -- which no one knows

Screenshot of Netflix MH370: The Plane That Disappeared documentary title card

12:47 AM - Mar 15, 2023

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Some were noticed immediately, but this list of #Oscar "In Memoriam" omissions is getting crazier by the day...

- Melinda Dillon (Close Encounters)
- David Warner (Titanic)
- Stella Stevens (The Nutty Professor)
- Henry Silva (Ocean's 11)
- Philip Baker Hall (Paul Thomas Anderson films)

A collection of headshots from actors notably absent from the In Memoriam segment at the Oscars: Stella Stevens, Melinda Dillon, Henry Silva, Cindy Williams, Anne Heche, Leslie Jordan, Chaim Topol, Tom Sizemore, Charlbi Dean, Paul Sorvino, David Warner and Philip Baker Hall

03:30 PM - Mar 14, 2023

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Want to make #Spoutible an even safer place that it already is?

More > Account Settings > Enhanced Protection > First Two Checkboxes

#BotSentinel #spoutibletips

Screenshot of the Enhanced Security section of Spoutible. "Limit who can reply to your Spouts" with checkboxes show for: Accounts with disruptive Bot Sentinel ratings can't reply, Accounts with problematic Bot Sentinel ratings can't reply, Accounts created fewer than x days can't reply, Accounts with fewer than x number of followers can't reply and Accounts set to private that I don't follow.

03:52 PM - Mar 12, 2023

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This #password chart is making the rounds again and, as someone who's spent a career building large-scale (500M+ acct) #authentication systems, it is absolutely *wrong*.

And I don't want folks lulled into a false sense of #Security with its guidance.

Let me explain why... a 🧵
#onlinesafety
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A color-coded table titled: "Time It Takes a Hacker to Brute Force Your Password in 2022." The Y axis is Number of Characters (4 to 18) and the X axis is Numbers Only, Lowercase Letters, Upper and Lowercase Letters, Numbers/Uppercase and Lowercase Letters, and Numbers/Upper and Lowercase Letters/Symbols. It purports to show the amount of time required to hack the password based on the two axes, ranging from Instantly with numbers only passwords less than 12 characters to 438 trillion years for 18-character passwords with the most combinations of characters.

06:05 PM - Mar 06, 2023 (Edited)

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Both photos were taken from Portsmouth Square in SF Chinatown, where the U.S. flag was first raised to claim Yerba Buena from Mexico in 1846.

Looks northward to Telegraph Hill. Building density prevents a street-level view today, hence the higher sightline.

#sanfrancisco #Photography #history

Two photos of San Francisco's Telegraph Hill. First from 1851, showing a few scattered buildings on the hill and the beginnings of businesses in one row at the base, forming the Barbary Coast. The second photo below is the same view today (from a higher viewpoint) showing the high building density all around Telegraph Hill with the San Francisco Bay in the background.

04:01 PM - Mar 05, 2023

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Which do you think is the bigger seller at this weekend's #CPAC Convention?

The January 6th Commemorative Lunchbox 🥪
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Pizzagate Action Figures & The Trattoria of Terror 🍕

#conspiracytheorists #Politics #Parody

06:31 PM - Mar 04, 2023

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Can’t help but imagine how this pitch meeting started…

It’s Chia Pet MEETS a grow lamp MEETS #TheLastofUs

Animated Gif of Shrooly kitchen device showing various mushrooms time-lapse growing in a grow light box.

11:15 PM - Feb 26, 2023 (Edited)

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The new Nokia logo.

Someone should’ve stopped them at “NO”

09:54 PM - Feb 26, 2023

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The longest train voyage on Earth (assuming the most direct route) runs from Vila Real de Santo Antonio, in SE Portugal, to Saigon, Vietnam.

Vila Real > Faro > Lisbon > Paris > Moscow > Beijing > Hanoi > Saigon

Given the Ukraine War, the chain is currently broken at the Belorussian border.

A world map displaying Europe and Asia, showing the highlighted path of the longest direct rail route between two destinations. It begins in SE Portugal on the border with Spain, ascends north to Lisbon, across Spain and France to Paris, continues through Germany, Poland, Belarus and to Moscow. Then, the Trans-Manchurian Express cuts across southern Russia, around Mongolia and down through China to Beijing. It then continues down eastern China to Hanoi and follows to contour of Vietnam to Saigon.

06:39 PM - Feb 23, 2023

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It was widely reported this week that Trump has explored televising group executions if re-elected.

Important context: When The Gambia in western Africa put a moratorium on the death penalty in 2018, the United States became the last country in the Western Hemisphere to execute its citizens.

Color-coded world map showing the East split into two hemispheres and a legend indicating each color of country signifying the decade in which the last death penalty execution was administered. The 2020s is signified by dark red (meaning, in most cases, it’s in active use today). The 2010s is bright red, the 2000s pale red, the 1990s orange, the 1980s yellow, etc., turning from pale to bright green for the remainder, ending with the 1950s or prior in bright green. “Never” is signified by pale blue to indicate the country has not employed the death penalty since its foundation as a state. The U.S. is the only country dark red in the Western Hemisphere, with the tiny nation of The Gambia shown in bright red, indicating they stopped the practice last decade. Most of the rest of the Western Hemisphere is shades of green, indicating it was abolished pre-1980. Most of the non-European Eastern Hemisphere, however, is shades of red or orange, with main exceptions being Australia and New Zealan...

06:21 PM - Feb 18, 2023

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So, basically, they're resorting to digital racketeering.

"That's a nice #Twitter account you have there... it'd be a shame if something bad happened to it. Of course, for $8, you get my protection."

The irony is that authenticator apps are safer than SMS verification anyway. 🔒

Tweet from Zoë Schiffer stating: "NEW: Twitter is planning to unveil a new policy as soon as this afternoon that only Blue subscribers will be able to use SMS-based two-factor authentication, according to company sources."

07:23 PM - Feb 17, 2023

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Reason 9,742 why #Twitter has become a toxic cesspool.

Lots of discussion rightfully calling out Don Lemon for his indefensibly sexist/ageist comments yesterday.

So, a medical doctor on MSNBC (?!) says gay people like him are "less useful to society" because they don't bear children.

*Not* okay.

Screenshot of tweet from Dr. Aditi Nerurkar MD MPH with video of CNN Morning show, with text, "Hey (at) don lemon - Medical doctor here. "Prime" is an old trope by the patriarchy. A woman's only value is to bear offspring. Don - having fathered zero children - you would be even less useful to society than a woman past her "prime".

01:19 PM - Feb 17, 2023 (Edited)

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Trying this meme out, but with a bit of a twist.

What is your favorite #film among my *least* favorites?

#Movies #Letterboxd

Least favorite films list screenshot from Letterboxd. Poster art shown in order: The Neon Demon, Clifford, Mixed Nuts, Exorcist II, Birdemic, Battlefield Earth, Beverly Hills Cop III, Sex and the City 2, Freddy Got Fingered, Cabin Boy, I Know Who Killed Me, The Nutcracker: The Untold Story 3D, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Boat Trip, Dumb and Dumber To, Shanghai Surprise, Mac and Me, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, Silence of the Hams, The Good Son

01:58 PM - Feb 15, 2023

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Now I know why the Times Square Olive Garden charges $450 per person on NYE!

Animated GIF of a server placing a large wine glass filled with penne in tomato sauce upside down on a customer's plate and twisting it while pulling the glass up to present the dish. Then, the base of the wine glass is revealed to have a bunch of grated parmesan cheese on top which the server dumps on top of the pasta and walks away

04:23 PM - Feb 13, 2023

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If this is all a Super Bowl ad stunt...

#UFOs

Animated GIF of Space Invaders on Atari game system

03:55 PM - Feb 12, 2023

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