I wrote a thing: "flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain" — dozy dotard Donald Trump whines about his criminal trial, too.
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11:00 AM - Apr 21, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Republicans are now forced to carry George Santos to term" — and Tommy Tuberville continues to be a sack of shit. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post—
12:09 PM - Nov 02, 2023
I don't buy a lot of stuff¹, but I'm wicked excited for this. Can't wait to get both mugs, a t-shirt, & hat (hopefully in black/dark blue/dark gray...)
1. Except food. And firewood. And I bought a toilet seat the other day. Oh, & I bought a cord to hook my piano up to my computer. But not much...
1. Except food. And firewood. And I bought a toilet seat the other day. Oh, & I bought a cord to hook my piano up to my computer. But not much...
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy📢You guys have been asking us for Spoutible merch. Please take this quick survey so we can gauge how much demand there really is.
Survey: https://survey.zohopublic....12:35 PM - Oct 23, 2023![Picture]()
12:53 PM - Oct 23, 2023
The Friday commute traffic is always different.
The frantic lane-changer to get three cars ahead.
The “oopsie” last-second exit-taker
The tail-gaters
The left lane cruiser at exactly the speed limit
The cellphone talker that speeds up/slows down/speeds up/repeat
I just wanna get home. Geez.
The frantic lane-changer to get three cars ahead.
The “oopsie” last-second exit-taker
The tail-gaters
The left lane cruiser at exactly the speed limit
The cellphone talker that speeds up/slows down/speeds up/repeat
I just wanna get home. Geez.
06:00 PM - Jul 21, 2023
Echo this spout if you think it’s well overdue that I interview @cbouzy in front of a live audio or video audience!
Now that the app is live I’m sure people wanna know what else is coming down the track for this Twitter killer!
Now that the app is live I’m sure people wanna know what else is coming down the track for this Twitter killer!
07:07 AM - Jul 18, 2023
I’ve said this before but, do you like it here?
Everything else is just noise.
Lots of people hate Christopher. There’s nothing you can do about that.
You know what you can do?
Like it here. Participate. Have fun. Discuss. Shenanigan.
Fuck em. Seriously. Have a good time. They’ll hate it.
Everything else is just noise.
Lots of people hate Christopher. There’s nothing you can do about that.
You know what you can do?
Like it here. Participate. Have fun. Discuss. Shenanigan.
Fuck em. Seriously. Have a good time. They’ll hate it.
01:00 AM - Jul 04, 2023
The more time I spend on Twitter, the more I appreciate what we built here.
01:34 PM - Jun 23, 2023
America’s least-loved shouty half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach held another of his tiresome hearings last week...
https://www.jefftiedrich.c...
https://www.jefftiedrich.c...
04:22 PM - May 22, 2023
1 Threaded Spouts
I understand not everyone is interested in politics.
Yet if there were ever a time when our full attention needs to be on what is happening in red states across this country…NOW is that time.
2024 could make or break democracy in this country we love.
This is not an exercise. This is real.
Yet if there were ever a time when our full attention needs to be on what is happening in red states across this country…NOW is that time.
2024 could make or break democracy in this country we love.
This is not an exercise. This is real.
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Josol @Josol1626As a horrified Floridian watching what is happening to my state, it makes everything very clear. You do not have to love everything the Democrats stand for- they do not need to tick off all the boxes. These elections are for the soul of our country- it is a vote for or against Democracy. That is it.11:15 AM - May 12, 2023
10:59 PM - May 13, 2023
This is pretty outrageous ... and funny actually
https://t.me/pilotblog/382...
https://t.me/pilotblog/382...
08:24 AM - May 05, 2023
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Nothing says confidence like changing the law so that you can keep your current job but stop doing your job; while you try to get another job, but know u probably won't get the other job, because people hate you, so you need your current job as fall back.
DeSantis is 🤡 but wants to be a dictator.
DeSantis is 🤡 but wants to be a dictator.
apnews.com
Bill allows DeSantis to run for president while governor | AP News
Republican Ron DeSantis would not have to resign as Florida governor in order to run for president if he chooses under a bill given final approval in by the GOP-dominated state Legislature. The measure, attached to a much broader elections bill that passed Friday, would carve out an exemption to Flo..
04:01 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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ICYMI: South Korean President Yoon sings American Pie during his White House visit this week to meet with President Joe Biden.
Daggnamit... now I have something in my eye.
#SouthKorea
#music
#AmericanPie
Daggnamit... now I have something in my eye.
#SouthKorea
#music
#AmericanPie
South Korea President Yoon sings American Pie at White House state dinner - YouTube
South Korea's President Yoon Suk Yeol wowed guests at a White House state dinner on Wednesday (Apr 26) when he sang Don McLean's American Pie. After a standi...
04:02 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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need a laugh? Missouri set up a hotline for snitching on trans people and it was so overrun with pranksters clogging it with fake reports and random bullshit that they had to shut it the fuck down
12:07 PM - Apr 22, 2023
holy fucking shit, Jack Teixeira stole classified documents and less than ONE WEEK later, he was arrested. one week. no negotiations. I don't want to hear one fucking word more from you deplorable dipshits about how unfairly Donald Trump has been treated
11:53 AM - Apr 14, 2023
The USA seems to be slipping back into the Middle Ages - really sad:
https://joycevance.substac...
https://joycevance.substac...
joycevance.substack.com
Abortion Update - Civil Discourse with Joyce Vance
Tonight, a quick update if you’re trying to stay current on the fast-moving legal proceedings around medication abortion: Around midnight Wednesday night, the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled on DOJ’s request for a stay. DOJ had asked the court to extend the seven days that Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk..
03:28 AM - Apr 14, 2023
Not a drag queen, not gay, not trans.
Just a Republican pedophile cop.
Just a Republican pedophile cop.
03:38 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Breaking: Billionaire Harlan Crow bought property from Clarence Thomas. Clarence Thomas didn’t disclose the deal.
https://www.propublica.org...
https://www.propublica.org...
02:44 PM - Apr 13, 2023
TN Republicans have no bottom:
More things you CAN DO and NOT get expelled from TN House have come to light:
-Break TN Law by Not Living in District You Represent
-Bill TN Taxpayers $20,000 for Commuting but DO NOT Actually Commute
-Fail to Pay Property Tax for Years
More things you CAN DO and NOT get expelled from TN House have come to light:
-Break TN Law by Not Living in District You Represent
-Bill TN Taxpayers $20,000 for Commuting but DO NOT Actually Commute
-Fail to Pay Property Tax for Years
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Woke = Empathy + Courage @WokeAFThings you CAN DO and NOT get expelled from TN House:
-Sexually Assault Minors
-Encourage Staff to Make Disparaging and Sexual Comments About Women
-Money Laundering
-Wire Fraud
-Bribery
-Take Kickbacks
-Bring Back Lynching
Things you CANNOT DO:
-Be Black and Stand Up for Murdered 3rd Graders02:37 PM - Apr 09, 2023
01:44 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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GenZ:
* Live in fear of mass shootings in schools
* Abortion rights being stripped
* Books banned, limiting ability to learn history
* Subject to invasive exams to prove sexual orientation
* LGBTQ being thrust back into the shadows
Keep pissing them off, GOP. A storm is coming
* Live in fear of mass shootings in schools
* Abortion rights being stripped
* Books banned, limiting ability to learn history
* Subject to invasive exams to prove sexual orientation
* LGBTQ being thrust back into the shadows
Keep pissing them off, GOP. A storm is coming
02:34 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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