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. @zeldamomoe 's smile.
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What could you talk for 30 minutes about with absolutely no preparation? 🗣
09:27 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Oh so when batman anticipates every possible contingency no matter how slim the possibility he's a "strategic and tactical genius" but if I do it I'm "crippled by anxiety and paralyzed by decisions"
04:09 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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if you gaze too long into the shoe, the shoe also gazes into you.
09:43 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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woke up to my own personal SAW trap this morning in the bathroom: overcome executive dysfunction to install the bidet or use the 1-ply toilet paper that was left in there (i ate an entire bag of lays flaming hot chips yesterday)
11:48 AM - Mar 25, 2024
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I'm trying out this new weight loss plan called the Inflation Diet in which I don't buy or eat food because it's too goddamn expensive.
10:45 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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mmmm double-boiled-water house blend coffee.... call that the adhd special. ☕️
11:06 AM - Mar 18, 2024
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The mainstream news will never report it but aren't y'all just a bit curious why ever since the princess of whales seemingly "disappeared", the orca attacks on billionaire yachts have suddenly ceased?
08:48 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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daylight savings time is estimated to cause around 30 deaths a year so if you really think about it we've never stopped sacrificing humans to worship the sun 🌞
09:29 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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kinda want to install cameras in the house not for security reasons but so when my partner comes home and asks why the fuck there's a mess in the kitchen i can show her a slow motion play by play of my absurd sequence of clumsiness that day.
02:36 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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My 2024 resolution is unironically and without a hint sarcasm Live Laugh Love. I dont gaf if its corny and cringe I just wanna live my life, laugh with my homies and love the love of my life LIKE THATS IT LIKE THATS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME PERIODDDDD
03:57 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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the past few days have made me wonder if i'd be better with anxiety/adhd meds... the amount of times i just feel completely paralyzed and struggled with keeping up with the things that are happening in my life is so painful.
11:10 PM - Dec 17, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
i went to go see godzilla in theatres, it was my first big theatre experience since 2020 and while i loved the film i think its just over for me all i could think about is how i wished i could have just watched this at home i'm sorry...
12:53 PM - Dec 15, 2023
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found a random ladybug in my coffee scoop bish i almost aeropressed ur ass.
12:04 PM - Dec 03, 2023
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Children are required by law to attend school. During the course of any day, people will get hungry and distracted by their aching stomach. Given that they are required to be there and required to eat to survive, all children should be fed at school for free.

School lunch debt shouldn't exist.
11:25 AM - Nov 17, 2023
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BRO they were BOTH infp??? this explains the entire story 💀
12:04 PM - Nov 15, 2023
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pretty much the state of the gop
12:52 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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cant wait for the steam deck OLED to come out! (so i can get discounted 1st gen decks)
08:01 PM - Nov 13, 2023
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Today, pro-Palestinian groups organized a walkout in NYC schools to protest against Israel. Where I live, in a neighborhood that is 99% Jewish, they felt it was necessary to march.
11:10 PM - Nov 09, 2023
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Despite their popularity in media, there is no historical evidence pointing to the existence of female ninja, which, of course, is simply further proof of how much more effective they are in comparison to their male counterparts.
07:41 PM - Nov 07, 2023
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This is a quick thread on why you should ignore polls a year before an election. Polls are snapshots in time, and with politics, a year might as well be a century. But even if we ignore the fact the election is a year away, the current polls are simply not reliable. So let's break it down.
01:28 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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You know the real estate market is complete garbage when you have a dream about putting an offer on a house that is clearly haunted as fuck and your only thought was 'hey at least it only went 20k over asking' 👻😭😩
10:57 AM - Oct 24, 2023
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i know everyone clowns on 'unalive' and other zoomer algo speak, but 'seggs' makes me giggle every single time.
05:29 PM - Oct 18, 2023
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damn my new little space heater got hands, i maxed out the settings and i am sweating (my actual house heating is broken 😩 )
02:03 PM - Oct 18, 2023
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yall are turning off your phone bc you dont wanna be a 5g coco vax zombie. im turning off my phone bc i dont like loud noises. we are not the same.
12:48 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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so is inktober a thing again? i thought it fell off after that guy wanted to copyright it and i havent really seen it again till this year.
01:58 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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for a grocery store, ALDI drip kinda slaps ngl
12:30 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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bout to turn my AC back on in october
10:00 PM - Oct 01, 2023
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"woof woof woof woofwoof" - the dog in the goosebumps theme song.
04:03 PM - Oct 01, 2023
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i had to carefully explain to my partner that if she was going to throw away the blue heart-shaped bowl then we also have to throw away the matching pink heart-shaped bowl. i'm sorry but i'm not separating those two, they HAVE to be together!!!
08:03 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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You know it'd be really funny if artists just painted their own version of the most popular AI artworks, thereby giving themselves copyright over it. https://www.theguardian.co...
11:29 AM - Sep 26, 2023
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im in stage 3 hyperfixation in which i buy a bunch of low price things i dont really need, followed by stage 4 hyperfixation in which i buy a bunch of expensive things i dont really need, which leads to stage 5 hyperfixation in which i completely lose interest in the thing.
04:30 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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