Andrea Junker
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1. At age 10, all boys have their vas deferens severed.
2. After age 25, the vasectomy can be reversed at any time if a woman agrees to have a child with him.
3. After the birth, he has another vasectomy.

Oh, too extreme? Great, then fuck off with your laws about women’s bodies.
02:45 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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Ennis Cole
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This slander against excrement has no place here.
10:14 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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Michael Schiano
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this should be the spoutible logo. sorry.
08:44 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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Ola
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Happiness must be built from within. Build it on compliments, and it will shatter with criticism.
True-Blue Spoutonian @Cbrooks
How happy are you? Are you waiting to be happy? Is it a thing, person or situation that determines it? Or, is happiness moment by moment, day by day thing? How hard do you work at it? Do you think you’re deserving of happiness? How happy are the people around you? Are you a source of happiness?
10:50 AM - Nov 25, 2023
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Ola
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Stop drinking water, drinking enough water is very bad for your wellbeing. Instead, drink more alcohol, energy drinks, and a lot of soda!
Ronald Alexander @djchefron
What would be your response?
Me: "I hate the Dallas Cowboys"
10:53 PM - Oct 14, 2023
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Charlotte Clymer
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“It is completely absurd on the part of some to take advantage of the sheer complexity of this horrific conflict to justify the intentional targeting of civilians.”

https://charlotteclymer.su...
09:41 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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Christopher Bouzy
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😂
Elisabeth Gleckler @DrG_Tulane
Okay.
This is going to be an interesting game.
Fast try by Ireland. Watching World Cup Rugby and... opening a beer!

@cbouzy
*giggle*
03:14 PM - Oct 07, 2023
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Nancy M
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Today's Truth 👇
07:52 AM - Sep 14, 2023
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Barbara Jean
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09:30 PM - Sep 12, 2023
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Sundae Gurl
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Joe Biden is like an antibiotic and if we don’t finish the full course of treatment the disease will return.
07:57 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Old Lady
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Prigozhin is dead. It was just a matter of time and method.
01:36 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit
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Nothing to see here, nothing suspicious at all going on…
Martini C @FeelingGood2023
EUROPE POLITICS
Wagner mercenary boss Yevgeny Prigozhin killed in plane crash with nine others, Russian authorities say
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/...
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Woke/Saying NO to polls
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We should have been counting down the time when he would fall out of a window, drinking tea, getting poked with an umbrella..
Thinkerbelle @Thinkerbelle
This could never have been predicted:-) https://apple.news/AfEgFvl...
01:30 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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♿ ♀️ Laura Durnell
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Coward and Eejit
01:38 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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Leah Cohen
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Happy #inditementDay , to those who celebrate!!!! 🙋‍♀️🎊🎉💃🏽💃🏽💙🎉
05:52 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Verifiably Nobody
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Just deleted my bird app. The dark x just feels wrong.
03:44 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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Prefab Spout
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Sad Spoutible didn't go with my Irish-themed rating scheme.

"You're Sound" - Normal
"Careful Now" - Satisfactory
"Getting Notions" - Suspicious
"JAYSUS!" - Bot
02:12 PM - Jul 27, 2023
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Debbie Leahy
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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Logged into iOS app from iPhone 14+ with no issues. Would love to see an option to increase font size. Congrats on all that you’ve accomplished so quickly with Spoutible. Left a five star rating.
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Jamie Schler
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53% of Florida 3rd graders passed the state reading test

39% of Florida 4th graders read at proficient level

26% of Florida 8th graders are considered proficient in reading

GovRonDeSantis is more worried about kids reading books rather than wondering if they can read at all.
12:14 AM - Jul 17, 2023
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Lawrence Allen
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😳🙄🤭🤔
03:01 AM - Jul 15, 2023
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Alan Turing
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Racism and inequity always creates three victims. The recipient, whose mental energy is siphoned away. The perpetrator, who becomes further desensitized. And society, who is robbed of priceless talent and opportunity.
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Diane Turner
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Whale Tale

There once was a website called twitter
Elon made it all twisted and bitter
We escaped for the whale
And all helped it scale
Now twitter can go to the shitter

- By me

#Limerick #Spoutible #iSpout
#poem #sundaymorning #EchoThis
09:45 AM - Feb 26, 2023
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Elizabeth Hull
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Ana Del Aire
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Sherbinowski
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02:51 PM - Jun 14, 2023
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AzulJack
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Truth.
09:14 PM - Apr 30, 2023
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anandalenalen
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Education is dangerous to tyrants.
Nyah M @NaniWaialeale
Education is not memorizing that Hitler killed 6M Jews.
Education is understanding how millions of ordinary Germans were convinced that it was required.
Education is learning how to spot the signs of history repeating itself.
—Noam Chomsky
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Joyful WarriorBear
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Charlie ReynoldsJr
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Grower And a Shower
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I noticed after pulling out of the driveway that I forgot my phone. I said eh and did my errands without it.

I went full old school y'all.

And survived!
12:35 PM - May 18, 2023
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